http://www.yardbarker.com/rss/player/899 Recent articles about Jose Lima en-us As the decade winds down to its final days, Big League Stew is reflecting on the biggest baseball happenings of the 2000s. Next up are 10 pitching numbers that stood out over the past 10 years. From Pedro Martinez's(notes) dominance to Jose Lima's(notes) permissiveness, here are the statistics that stood out to Alex Remington, our resident numbers guy. 3.18 — The difference between the AL average ERA and Pedro Martinez's ERA in 2000. Put it another way: he had an ERA of 1.7... Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:54:09 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Ten_noteworthy_pitching_statistics_from_the_2000s/1667551 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Ten_noteworthy_pitching_statistics_from_the_2000s/1667551 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Ten_noteworthy_pitching_statistics_from_the_2000s/1667551 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/8/5/855c81b914ff431781f26be528906e9da0f12522/small/PhilliesDodgersNLCS_Game_2_d22d.jpg Since our fine, upstanding readership was so helpful in tracking down Jose Lima for his ex-wife, Melissa, one other former ex-lover of a ballplayer requests your assistance. Yes, deadbeat wranglers, you've been deputized again. Please help Ms. Marina Valdez. I guess is a tradition for these players to do that..I have a daughter with Enrique Wilson (former Yankee player) and he also stopped paying child support and has never call his daughter again, his place to escape and be child support... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:15:51 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Searching_ForEnrique_Wilson/1498902 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Searching_ForEnrique_Wilson/1498902 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Searching_ForEnrique_Wilson/1498902 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/d/8/d8738f34dcc86025526c114615ab7335d594e734/small/Enrique_Wilson_Indians_ae5c.jpg Lost in all the chaos of last week was the news that our half-assed search for Jose Lima at the behest of his ex-wife Melissa, may have actually proved successful. Lima Time is currently taking place for the Águilas Cibaeñas Plenty of readers sent in this update that Lima is pitching in the Dominican Winter League pitching and doing whatever the above article says. Per Google translator it seems Lima is updating his personal and pitching style, showing off a new "scraped" head. But ... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:50:49 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Searching_For_Jose_Lima_Next_StopDominican_Republic/1440244 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Searching_For_Jose_Lima_Next_StopDominican_Republic/1440244 Yesterday, we posted the email correspondence between us and our new bestfriendf4evah, Melissa Lima, who, for some daffy reason, is having trouble tracking down her ex-husband, pitcher Jose Lima. Many readers have offered to pitch in. At the end of the Golden League baseball season in September, Lima was pitching for the Edmonton Capitals. He pitched for Long Beach or one of the California teams earlier in the season. I'm in Calgary and saw two games between Edmonton and Calgary. Lima sat... Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:30:16 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Searching_For_Jose_Lima_Readers_Lend_A_Hand/1405270 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Searching_For_Jose_Lima_Readers_Lend_A_Hand/1405270 This job, unlike many others in "sports media," provides plenty of absurd scenarios on a weekly basis. But this one, involving Jose Lima's ex-wife, Melissa, thrusts us headlong into Eugene Ionesco territory. You see, Ms. Lima emailed this site last Wednesday night in an effort to help provide you, boob-ogling reader of the fortnight, with more photos of herself: Since some people are still obsessed with wondering why there are only one or two pictures of Melissa Lima, I thought ... Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:45:09 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Bosom_Buddies_A_Correspondence_With_Melissa_Lima/1398717 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Bosom_Buddies_A_Correspondence_With_Melissa_Lima/1398717 Many people are comparing what Vincente Padilla did today to what Jose Lima did back in 2004, and while they both beat the Cardinals in a Division series, I consider what Padilla did today much more impressive.  Jose Lima was facing a team who had a 2-0 game lead in the Division series,  and since no team had ever come back from a 0 - 2 deficit in a division series was not feeling much pressure. Plus Lima pitched his gem in front of 55,000 screaming Dodger fans that he fed off o... Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:40:51 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Vicente_Padilla_says_hi_to_Jose_Lima/1345592 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Vicente_Padilla_says_hi_to_Jose_Lima/1345592 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Vicente_Padilla_says_hi_to_Jose_Lima/1345592 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/a/f/af915b3f859390b83c8b9feba4a7386fff425fd6/small/MarienrsRangers_2816.jpg Lauren Graham is on fire. Went out and rented “Watchmen” last night. It was pretty good but not as good as I thought it would have been. I am happy I didn’t pay money to see that in IMAX. Is Armstrong going to pull off Tour De France? He is about 4 minutes back of first place. [...] Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:30:56 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/The_Afternoon_Dump_Crawford_Dunks_on_Lebron_Jose_Lima_Likes_Skynyrd_Entourage_Sucks_Now_Interesting_Tissue_Boxes_Christian_Horror_Movie_How_To_Sexy_Movie_Scenes_And_Classy_Porn_Stars/853061 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/The_Afternoon_Dump_Crawford_Dunks_on_Lebron_Jose_Lima_Likes_Skynyrd_Entourage_Sucks_Now_Interesting_Tissue_Boxes_Christian_Horror_Movie_How_To_Sexy_Movie_Scenes_And_Classy_Porn_Stars/853061 Former major league pitcher, and noted Yankee bust, Hideki Irabu has made his comeback dream sort of come true by signing a contract with the Long Beach Armada of the independent Golden Baseball League.  Irabu, who was once infamously called a “fat toad” by George Steinbrenner, will join another famous aging ex-big leaguer, Jose Lima, [...] Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:58:20 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Minor_League_Long_Beach_Armada_Land_Themselves_an_Old_Fat_Toad/608776 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Minor_League_Long_Beach_Armada_Land_Themselves_an_Old_Fat_Toad/608776 Yet, after toiling for almost two years in Japan, Lima Time is back in the States pitching for the independent Camden Riversharks. With the dearth of pitching among the MLB's worst teams, Lima will certainly be called on in the near future. It will be a triumph for career clingers with hot wives everywhere... Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:10:47 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Lima_Time_2_Back_in_the_States/290217 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Lima_Time_2_Back_in_the_States/290217 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Lima_Time_2_Back_in_the_States/290217 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/a/d/ada1f4634f8b9df80e7a76c8c90256f122b3d65c/small/29001275_df0a8ff57c_o.jpg Recently I resurrected my baseball career by pitching in a senior league in London, Ontario. I was pleasantly surprised to find that my home ballpark, Labatt Park, is the oldest continually operating baseball grounds in the world, with history that dates back to 1877. I will be stepping on the same mound that has been stepped on by the likes of Ferguson Jenkins, Satchel Paige, Denny McLain, Jose Lima, and the House of David travelling baseball team. Tue, 20 May 2008 06:19:22 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Oldest_Ballpark_in_North_America/268860 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Oldest_Ballpark_in_North_America/268860 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Oldest_Ballpark_in_North_America/268860 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/9/0/9042e817d9675f81c5d4f03bb9e18bf3e4286833/small/labatt6.jpg ..after reading that Martin has joined the parade of MLB'ers who have been romantically linked to former 'Charmed' and 'Who's The Boss' starlet Alyssa Milano, I'm not sure Martin's stock can get any higher unless he suddenly receives the Democratic nod for the 2008 election. Now I can't say I remember any stories ever linking Sam Mosselli to Jose Lima, but if I were Martin, I'd check stat to make sure she never had a fling with Jose. There's no quic... Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:07:35 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Are_We_Sure_Alyssa_Milano_Never_Hooked_Up_With_Lima_Time_Russell_Martin_Might_Want_To_Double_Check/21055 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Are_We_Sure_Alyssa_Milano_Never_Hooked_Up_With_Lima_Time_Russell_Martin_Might_Want_To_Double_Check/21055 "The Philadelphia Phillies are just 14 games away from becoming the first team in professional sports history to lose 10,000 games." So if the Phillies want to celebrate this achievement in style, then yes, IT'S LIMA TIME! BELIEV DAT! Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:56:14 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Is_It_Lima_Time_In_Philadelphia/16025 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Is_It_Lima_Time_In_Philadelphia/16025 It's a final! Brett Tomko's Playmate wife Julia drilled a fastball upside the head of surfer Laird Hamilton's better-half Gabrielle Reece to move on to the second round. In our next battle we have the pleasure of watching as Mike Piazza's beard wife Alicia Rickter (also a Playmate) goes head-to-head with the most famous woman ever to stand next to her husband during the singing of the National Anthem, wife of off-and-on Major League pitcher Jose Lima, Melissa. Who moves on ... Sat, 19 May 2007 16:29:12 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Who_is_the_Hottest_WifeGirlfriend_in_Sports/14366 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Who_is_the_Hottest_WifeGirlfriend_in_Sports/14366 After reading Callum's Jose Lima articles and checking out Stephanie McGwire (Mark McGwire's wife) over at Baseball Central, I began to start thinking about how lucky baseball players are that they can slay any woman they want and how I am cold and lonely with my only friends being Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan. Without further adieu, my list of Baseball's hottest wives. Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:53:35 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Baseballs_Hottest_Wives/11487 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Baseballs_Hottest_Wives/11487 Jose Lima is the latest Major Leaguer to sign with a Mexican League team, joining the Saltillo Sarape Makers for their upcoming season. Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:49:51 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Its_Lima_Time/11342 http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/Its_Lima_Time/11342