http://www.yardbarker.com/rss/sport/9 Recent Yardbarker articles: The Backyard (Humor, etc.) en-us Super Sexy SchoolgirlsWomen's Soccer Gets CattyLindsay Lohan drunk side boob (ads NSFW)Tarzan Zoo PrankSexy Shayne Lamas galleryCar Controlled By Mobile Phone UnveiledCameron Diaz looking sexy all wet (ads NSFW)I Never Knew Golfers Were So SexyWin an AXE Hair / Mad Men Classic Look KitSexy Greeks do 'The Pose' tooTranny fights Facebook lover on Jerry SpringerJennifer Love Hewitt's Stripper Scene View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Arcade_School_is_cool/1537073 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Arcade_School_is_cool/1537073 Tennis star Andre Agassi will be a guest on the Lateshow with David Letterman Wednesday night (11:35 ET)to promote his new autobiography “Open”. In an Autobiography released Monday, Agassi reveals he used crystal meth for a year in the late 90s and chronicles his life in Tennis since the age of six. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:45:49 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Agassi_to_appear_on_Letterman/1536277 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Agassi_to_appear_on_Letterman/1536277 The Deuce is great when it comes to starting weekly posts that we have no intention of keeping up. This one is no different. Douche of the Week should be self-explanatory. Email us if you need clarification. You may find yourself in the mix for the following week. First up is a fan at the Chelsea-Manchester United match this past Sunday. We'll get to John Terry's dad in a few but witness this off-brand Mark Morrison who managed to make his way onto televisions around the world. ... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:05:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Douche_Of_The_Week/1535637 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Douche_Of_The_Week/1535637 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Douche_Of_The_Week/1535637 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/9/1/9122df7d146cc4b3aedf3e6190158c3f1b8f7027/small/0.jpg Gossip Girl (CW) — I still can’t care any less about this show, but I sure do like looking at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Apparently Meester’s new single debuts during tonight’s episode, and I was going to link to the YouTube video of it because she looks damn sexy, but then it got pulled [...] Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:35:44 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/WHATS_ON_TONIGHT_WHOLE_LOTTA_MEH/1533142 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/WHATS_ON_TONIGHT_WHOLE_LOTTA_MEH/1533142 Another Look at Hope DworaczykHow to Bag an Australian ChickTop 10: Ways To Attract Sexy Women(Insert Name) is the International Babe of the DayLara Bingle is a hot Aussie WAGEliza Dushku Because You Love HerJessica Felice: The New Reebok GirlAfternoon Pick-Me-Up: Laura SianiJosie and her Incredible, Edible Bikini MMMM Brains Zombie Lunch BagsTop 10 Football Players Named MattCindy Crawford View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Ding_Show_Another_look/1536859 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Ding_Show_Another_look/1536859 One of the greatest public relations blitzes in recent times continued last night when Katie Couric's interview with Andre Agassi aired on "60 Minutes." hours before the eight-time Grand Slam champion's book "Open" was set to hit stores. You can watch the interview at the "60 Minutes" Web site.Here are the five most interesting tidbits:1. It was a softball interview from Couric, which was probably the whole point in Agassi's people getting her to do t... Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:29:23 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Breaking_down_Andre_Agassis_60_Minutes_interview/1536014 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Breaking_down_Andre_Agassis_60_Minutes_interview/1536014 One of the greatest public relations blitzes in recent times continued last night when Katie Couric's interview with Andre Agassi aired on 60 Minutes, hours before the eight-time Grand Slam champion's book "Open" was set to hit stores. You can watch the interview at the 60 Minutes Web site.Here are the five most interesting tidbits: 1) It was a softball interview from Couric, which was probably the whole point in Agassi's people getting her to do the piece in the first p... Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:29:23 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Breaking_down_Andre_Agassis_60_Minutes_interview/1532055 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Breaking_down_Andre_Agassis_60_Minutes_interview/1532055 I get that Eva Longoria is a Mexican-American, but what exactly does she have to with Latin music, other than, you know, being a Corpus Christi, Texas-born Mexican American? I have noticed a trend over the last couple of years... one thing you can be sure of, if their is an event of any kind with the words Latin American in the title, Eva will be in attendance. Which is fine, because I like when View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Tony_Parkers_wife_did_the_Latin_Grammys/1531853 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Tony_Parkers_wife_did_the_Latin_Grammys/1531853 var fbShare = {url: 'http://hailmaryjane.com/who-would-win-in-a-fight-miley-cyrus-vs-selena-gomez/',size:'small'}Every few days I showcase two celebrities who should fight and you will vote on the results... If you have any suggestions of celebrities, send them to me via twitter or email me at sportfiends@gmail.com I'm not even going to pretend like I know anything about these [...] Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:20:50 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Who_would_win_in_a_fight_Miley_Cyrus_vs_Selena_Gomez/1529742 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Who_would_win_in_a_fight_Miley_Cyrus_vs_Selena_Gomez/1529742 Nice Rack: 72 Pool Cue-tiesJessica Biel – leggy heading off to a meeting in L.A. (ads NSFW)The wake up call at the hotel is extremely intimatePhone Sex Prank: HouseguestA Super Sexy Joanna Krupa GalleryHow to celebrate a goal when you have no fansGlow In The Dark Lingerie Finally HappenedThe Dick Towel Is Now Available30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2)Tracy Morgan on buttholes, View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/The_Arcade_Nice_rack/1529008 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/The_Arcade_Nice_rack/1529008 Malice N Wonderland could be whatever, but you can’t deny that Snoop has sounded reinvigorated with quite a bit of the promo material that’s been released. Well over a decade since he kicked over the buildings, Snoop jumps on Jay & Alicia’s song to give credit to the birthplace of it all. “I get [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:24:06 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Snoop_Dogg_8220Snoop_State_Of_Mind_8221_Video/1525870 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Snoop_Dogg_8220Snoop_State_Of_Mind_8221_Video/1525870 David Hasselhoff made an appearance at the European Music Awards and was apparently — to be perfectly frank — shitfaced. Bear in mind that this was in Germany, the Germans freaking love him and that we’re closing in on the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall being torn down; Hoff sang “Looking for Freedom” at [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525792 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525792 David Hasselhoff made an appearance at the European Music Awards and was apparently — to be perfectly frank — shitfaced. Bear in mind that this was in Germany, the Germans freaking love him and that we’re closing in on the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall being torn down; Hoff sang “Looking for Freedom” at [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525793 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525793 David Hasselhoff made an appearance at the European Music Awards and was apparently — to be perfectly frank — shitfaced. Bear in mind that this was in Germany, the Germans freaking love him and that we’re closing in on the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall being torn down; Hoff sang “Looking for Freedom” at [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525794 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525794 David Hasselhoff made an appearance at the European Music Awards and was apparently — to be perfectly frank — shitfaced. Bear in mind that this was in Germany, the Germans freaking love him and that we’re closing in on the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall being torn down; Hoff sang “Looking for Freedom” at [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525790 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525790 Because, really, if we’re the type of people that WOULDN’T share this with you, well, what the hell is wrong with us. Suffer through the unintelligible vlinder-shizen for a few minutes because once the Hoff fires up his jacket, it’s totally worth it. Find more videos like this on HoffSpace Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Is_Not_Afraid_to_Sport_a_Shiny_Jacket_While_Rocking_Berlin/1524895 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Is_Not_Afraid_to_Sport_a_Shiny_Jacket_While_Rocking_Berlin/1524895 David Hasselhoff made an appearance at the European Music Awards and was apparently — to be perfectly frank — shitfaced. Bear in mind that this was in Germany, the Germans freaking love him and that we’re closing in on the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall being torn down; Hoff sang “Looking for Freedom” at [...] Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525791 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/David_Hasselhoff_Drunk_at_the_European_Music_Awards_Plus_a_Throwback_Vid_of_an_Amazing_Jacket/1525791 Taylor Swift will host tonight’s episode of “Saturday Night Live,” and before it airs I’d like to put out a call to see if anyone knows a good bookie. I need to get odds on Kanye West making a special appearance to jokingly interrupt Swift’s monologue. It feels like money in the bank to me. [...] Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:50:10 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/STEEL_YOURSELF_FOR_KANYE_JOKES/1520115 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/STEEL_YOURSELF_FOR_KANYE_JOKES/1520115 1983 - Carrie Fisher and her stunt double tanning as Princess Leia(s) on the set of Return Of The Jedi. Fisher has already relayed stories of guys saying she was their fantasy for years, and years,... Full story: http://www.bobsblitz.com 
 
 Best Amazon prices for Blitz Subscribers: http://got.to/BlitzBestDeals Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:17:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Carrie_Fisher_Sunbathing_as_Princess_Leia/1518241 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Carrie_Fisher_Sunbathing_as_Princess_Leia/1518241 David Hasselhoff presented an award at last night’s European Music Awards in Berlin, located in the country we can blame for his music career. And since he walked onstage to “Looking for Freedom,” and since he was in the city where the Berlin Wall fell, and maybe because he was wearing a sequined suit, and [...] Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:57:59 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/HASSELHOFF_DRUNK_AGAIN_WITH_VIDEO/1514927 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/HASSELHOFF_DRUNK_AGAIN_WITH_VIDEO/1514927 Marisa Miller makes ANTM watchable for a nightMilk Men - A Mad Men ParodyMiranda Kerr hot damn! (ads NSFW)The Top 10 party scenes in historySuper sexy Rachel Bilson in black & white (ads NSFW)The five sexiest PSAs I've ever seenThe 12 hottest female sports uniformsThrowing Jodie Sweetin a boneEn Fuego: The 15 hottest babes at ESPNCar roof jump FailBritney Spears braless & boozed upGuess That Ass: View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Intermission_Highly_watchable/1513110 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Intermission_Highly_watchable/1513110 As noted yesterday, Conan O’Brien had William Shatner read Levi Johnston’s tweets, which included statements about looking to acquire marijuana. Of course, the Twitter feed was fraudulent, and Johnston’s lawyer issued a demand for a public apology. Because Levi Johnston is such an upstanding public figure, you see. So Conan issued an awesomely insincere apology, then [...] Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:55:37 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/CONAN_amp_SHATNER_1_LEVI_0/1512837 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/CONAN_amp_SHATNER_1_LEVI_0/1512837 My favorite hockey WAG Carrie Underwood (sorry, Elisha Cuthbert) has been a busy little beaver this past week. She appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and has been out and about promoting her new album. Here's some before and after The Late Show pics of her in which I much prefer the after, plus some shots of her on Good Morning, America. View this post in its entirety at EpicCarnival.com. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Carrie_Underwood_did_things/1505740 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Carrie_Underwood_did_things/1505740 Tonight’s bedtime story involves porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, the Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard, and Ryan Kirkpatrick from N’SYNC. One of them takes off their pants, and it isn’t Carey. Also there’s Bible verses. Oh come on, you weren’t going to sleep tonight anyway. In an interview with a Sacramento radio station on [...] Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:50:01 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Dwight_Howard_Show_Mary_Carey_His_Magic_Wand/1501228 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Dwight_Howard_Show_Mary_Carey_His_Magic_Wand/1501228 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Dwight_Howard_Show_Mary_Carey_His_Magic_Wand/1501228 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/a/a/aa8a0b6b2620d80fbcc5e4bc2d065e176ad92298/small/GettyImage.ashx_url_http_3a_2f_2fcache.gettyimages.com_2fxc_2f51436387.jpg_3fv_3d1_26c_3dEWSAsset_26k_3d2_26d_3d17A4AD9FDB9CF193268B03E3DD5E0E0914562A939C6FE37E.jpg If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing. Kirstie Alley FTW. Val Kilmer Steven Segal Sharon Stone Nick Nolte Mickey Rourke Elizabeth Taylor Kirstie Alley Kelly LeBrock Keith Richards Kathleen Turner Janice Dickinson Jamie Lee Curtis Jack Nicholson Haley Joel Osment Farrah Fawcett David Lee Roth Cybil Shepard Bridget Bardot ... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:59:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Celebs_Then_amp_Now/1500809 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Celebs_Then_amp_Now/1500809 Rachel Bilson's disappointed me lately, maybe even more than Jessica Alba has. It's particularly annoying to me, because each of them are in my top-five when they're on top of their games.Rachel recently got engaged to uberdouche Hayden Christensen, and these days is seen dressing in clothes that Goodwill wouldn't even accept. Thankfully, she decided flaunt the talent her thigh still has to Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:45:00 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Rachel_Bilson_Is_Grade_A_Hot_When_She_Wants_To_Be_This_Is_One_Of_Those_Times/1500822 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/Rachel_Bilson_Is_Grade_A_Hot_When_She_Wants_To_Be_This_Is_One_Of_Those_Times/1500822 Jeff McDonald of the SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS reports today that Manu Ginobili is facing four different sessions of rabies shots after he caught and killed a bat at the Spurs-Kings game last Saturday. (One more time for the PETA kooks) Team officials could not locate the bat after Saturday’s game against Sacramento, so it could not [...] Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:58:13 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Manu_Ginobili_Forced_To_Get_16_Rabies_Shots/1487931 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Manu_Ginobili_Forced_To_Get_16_Rabies_Shots/1487931 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Manu_Ginobili_Forced_To_Get_16_Rabies_Shots/1487931 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/d/2/d2f94caa5b8000572fb212129854cb02a6378955/small/0.jpg According to their web site, the Las Vegas Cobras semipro team provides players with “the ability to fine-tune their skills and/or get the needed game film for advancement to the next level.” This is probably not the film they had in mind for one of their linemen. Looking at the roster on the team’s web site, [...] Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:50:57 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Amazing_Punt_Return_Fail_Vegas_Semipro_Edition/1486665 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Amazing_Punt_Return_Fail_Vegas_Semipro_Edition/1486665 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/Amazing_Punt_Return_Fail_Vegas_Semipro_Edition/1486665 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/6/4/64da7d492113de4f9db6e8be5342807f8dc81084/small/Picture_2.png Last week Ellen Degeneres did Halloween pranks on all of her guests, and nobody got it worse than Taylor Swift, who collapsed in a heap when Ellen jumped out and scared her. And if she pooped her pants, I certainly wouldn’t blame her. Nothing’s scarier than a yelling lesbian. While we’re on the subject of Taylor [...] Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:50:10 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/TAYLOR_SWIFT_SOILED_HERSELF/1484950 http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/TAYLOR_SWIFT_SOILED_HERSELF/1484950 I’m back—with a fresh new view on the upcoming NBA season. After hours of through evaluation and research I have come up with the most accurate and in depth preview of the up coming NBA season... Begin Slideshow Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:04:01 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Hottest_Cheerleader_on_every_NBA_Team_for_2009_10/1440912 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Hottest_Cheerleader_on_every_NBA_Team_for_2009_10/1440912 http://www.yardbarker.com/backyard/article_external/The_Hottest_Cheerleader_on_every_NBA_Team_for_2009_10/1440912 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/5/5/55c30bc2defc628a469d2b9d37d3dfd985b5be47/small/23.jpg