http://www.yardbarker.com/users/Martin Recent Yardbarker Articles: Martin en-us This shouldn't surprise anyone. What is surprising is that O.J. plans to finish out the academic semester. Good luck in the NBA, Mayo. Keep in mind, though, that players at the next level will often be better than you, and at times you'll have to -- GASP -- pass the ball. You'll also probably have to let your coach have your cell phone #. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:20:26 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/234460 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/234460 Smush Parker has his hands full during this video shoot, which featured a handful of scantily clad models who may or may not mind being groped by the 5-points-per-game "star." <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-aKbFv6EBs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-aKbFv6EBs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:38:06 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/206407 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/206407 The Red Sox and Dodgers will play an exhibition March 29 at the Los Angeles Coliseum... in front of 115,000 fans. "The left field fence at the Coliseum is only 200 feet from home plate. But don't get too excited; they're going to add a 62-foot-high screen to make a Green Monster Jr." It will be the first-ever MLB game played in front of a six-figure crowd. Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:12:37 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/174650 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/174650 Featuring Orel Hershiser and a bunch of other clowns in terrible satin jackets. "C'mon, let's rock tonight; we're gooooooooing right out of our minds; let's boogie tonight; do the baseball boogie tonight!" Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:32:49 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/168451 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/168451 One way to celebrate a bachelor party: Get drunk and join a horse race already in progress; try to outrun the horses down the stretch and then belly-flop across the finish line. No word yet on whether the guy's wedding, which was scheduled for the following day, commenced as planned. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:47:49 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/165726 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/165726 Cosmetic-surgery disaster. Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:15:23 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/154601 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/154601