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      <title>Kruk's flaccid hair stuck in typical July slump</title>
      <description>As we all know baseball season is a six month grind and just like any other sport, certain patterns and trends develop, some guys tend to play great in May (A-Rod), some guys tend to shrivel up in October (A-Rod),...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/329874256" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:03:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/287422</link>
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      <title>ESPN commenters continue to strike with biting sarcasm</title>
      <description>See, the witty little maestro said 'miracles do happen' because the Braves apparently never win one-run games, well, not they never win one-run games but it almost feels that way this season for 'ryc30078'! It's too bad this ESPN fan...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/329067701" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:39:59 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286977</link>
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      <title>Ump tosses caveman from Yanks-Sox game</title>
      <description>Although he appeared to be aggressive, the confused and quite visibly deranged caveman eventually followed the umps orders and left the field without the use of physical force. But moments after heading down the dugout steps and into the tunnel,...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/328553854" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:27:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286688</link>
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      <title>Tampa Bay inexplicably redesigns logo again</title>
      <description>Seems like a bizarre decision considering the new unis they began the season with were bringing them so much luck . **This hilarious artwork wizardry was sent in by reader B.T.N., and we just couldn't resist putting it up.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/327543385" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:27:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286689</link>
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      <title>Other NFL teams following Chiefs lead</title>
      <description>It didn't long for the understandable new rule out of Kansas City that calls for "no more standing" during Chiefs home games to inspire several other NFL teams to chime in with their own new provisions, cracking down on the...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/325957056" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:27:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286690</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286690</guid>
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      <title>New York papers still stubbornly focused on wins and losses</title>
      <description>So to catch up, over the past few days we've learned that A-Rod's marriage is now defunct, that he's been routinely porking his latest pumped 'n jacked conquest, 67-year old singer Madonna, that his wife is now somewhere in Paris...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/325876419" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:27:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286691</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286691</guid>
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      <title>Clark Griswald's lawn ornament makes appearance at Rays-Sox game</title>
      <description>Does this gentleman plan on plugging this thing in? He should've just brought something simple like this, much easier to carry along, plus he wouldn't of had to sit there like an idiot blowing it up while shouting to anyone...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/325820072" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:27:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286692</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/286692</guid>
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      <title>Drunk McHale clearly misunderstood trade for Miller and Love</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/324968216" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:35:11 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/285224</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/285224</guid>
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      <title>Cashman explains "the move" to A-Rod</title>
      <description>Cashman: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard. A-Rod: It's a race car bed, but yeah, the overhanging windshield is the headboard. Cashman: Is it padded? A-Rod: The headboard isn't, but the knees in...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/325041311" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:35:10 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/285223</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/285223</guid>
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      <title>Lawrence Taylor...</title>
      <description>... is here to promote some awful video game ... thinks he's making a comeback in the XFL ... somehow thinks his Velcro beard is not a disgrace ... will likely snort something off the video game's case ... is...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/324285449" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:07:42 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284764</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284764</guid>
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      <title>Several guests booted for making noise at Norman-Evert wedding</title>
      <description>Greg Norman and Chris Evert marry (AFP)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/324194780" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:07:42 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284765</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284765</guid>
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      <title>The NBA Future Timeline</title>
      <description>Last Thursday we witnessed yet another hilarious NBA draft, whether they meant it to be or not, and it inspired the gifted Hernia mole to take a look into his crystal balls to find out what's to come for the...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/324150722" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:07:42 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284766</link>
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      <title>Imaginative Nadal pretends he's being ejected from Dark Helmet's space pod</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/323355051" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:15:16 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284339</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284339</guid>
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      <title>White Sox fans rub it in with witty sign</title>
      <description>"Sxo 5weep" -- good stuff, guys, Cbus fans must have been 4urious.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/323347966" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:15:16 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284340</link>
      <guid>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/284340</guid>
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      <title>Breaking news: Maceo Baston is in the NBA</title>
      <description>Strangely, this is exactly how ESPN displayed the graphic on TV, so at the very least it was comforting to know we weren't alone. However, if Jimmy King or Ray Jackson are mentioned as thrown-ins for other trades, we're done....&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/320955368" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:24:16 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/283099</link>
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