http://www.yardbarker.com/users/TheSportsOasis Recent Yardbarker Articles: TheSportsOasis en-us Craigslist is great for a lot of things. Finding cars, jobs, furniture and now talent for your son's going away to college party. "I need 4 ladies who don't mind wearing body paint for my sons going off to College Party. There will be a University of Florida theme so you will have UF football uniforms professionally airbrushed on your upper body but you will be wearing blue boy shorts. You will be compensated $100 per hour for serving drinks and finger foods plus any tips you receive. I will take care of the rest, your shorts, meals & transportation if needed. If you are interested please contact me at metrofilmz@yahoo.com and please include photos that demonstrate your figure so I can determine if you have the right look for the party, thanks." Haha, amazing. Surprisingly, my "going off to college party" consisted of a dinner out somewhere(probably Olive Garden, molto buon!), a congratulatory card and the not so subtle hinting that I better get my degree in a reasonable amount of time. Honestly, I'm curious to know if the 4 ladies will be airbrushed with real numbers and player names. If so, #15 Tebow will probably be the most popular, but only because Florida doesn't have a #69 on the roster. Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:30:37 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/277258 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/277258 A Star Wars parody featuring characters from the upcoming Super Bowl. Featuring Eli Manwalker, C3PK, R2G2 and Obi-Wan Coughlin. Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:03:14 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/81299 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/81299