http://www.yardbarker.com/users/houseofsmack Recent Yardbarker Articles: houseofsmack en-us This list made me think 2 things: 1) UFC entrances eat a nut 2) How freaking amazing would it be to get Lenne Hardt to leave your voicemail message? Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:14:06 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/234960 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/234960 This is the problem with sports. I love 'em and hate 'em. Fun to play, fun to watch and even sometimes fun to talk about. (The English call it "sport" which actually makes much more sense, but I won't confuse the peasantry). Anyhoo, the problem with SO MANY sports fans (you? probably.) is that they are DORKS with no clue as to what they're talking about. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:02:19 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/233744 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/233744 Apparently the AOL Sports guys should be writing for TheHouseofSmack.com, because their slideshow of the 22 best athlete mugshots is pretty damn impressive...but they also missed an assload of other amaaazing athlete mugshots from the past, so in traditional TheHouseofSmack.com one-up-dom, I added a few to the list here. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:32:13 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/233264 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/233264 An analysis of NBA player nicknames. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:52:39 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/231581 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/231581 To commemorate Patrick Roy's balls out goaltending and temper, (as well as his son laying a shellacking on an opposing goaltender this weekend) lets take a look at a couple of sweet goalie dust-ups. Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:05:11 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/230277 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/230277 In honor of Wednesday nights RECORD TYING speed KO of Houston Alexander by James Irvin at Ultimate Fight Night, I've tried my bestest to assemble a collection of super-turbo-action knockouts for all of our viewing pleasure. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:18:32 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/228922 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/228922 A quick GSP Interview. In my other job, I pretend to be a radio host. During this pretending, I sometimes get the opportunity to meet and interview some kick ass individuals. One such individual happens to be UFC Welterweight Georges St. Pierre…and being the mixed martial arts nerdy fanboy that I am, I obviously get all giddy at the opportunity to sit down with one of these guys. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:31:22 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/227070 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/227070 (Also known as: "How Nerds Mate" and "Slow People Have Fun Too") These are all REAL LIFE "sports" played by actual humans somewhere on the planet. I mean its not like there aren't enough regular sports available, but somehow people can't be satisfied and have to screw with perfectly good ones, or make up their own crap. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:55:19 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/226054 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/226054 With Tony Dungy gracing the cover of EA Sports' NFL Head Coach 09 we are left with a few thoughts: A. Seriously, how awesome is coach Dungy? B. Are there any other coaches that could've worked? So without further ado, let's take a look at what features the game would've had if they had chosen someone else besides the marvelous Man-God Tony Dungy. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:52:36 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/225109 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/225109 Right up there with road rage, shootin' stuff and war, what would Americas pastime be without a salute to those who turn the privilege of playing a kids game for money into a debaucherous clusterf**k of ego, HGH and and unabashed a**hole-dem? Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:08:14 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/224400 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/224400 Videos of Silva's only MMA losses....and then some. Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:31:25 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/223623 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/223623 A hilairious comparision of cheezy action films and the UFC event the STOLE THEIR NAMES! According to such reliable sources as Dana White, the UFC has a tough time selecting names for UFC events…I beg to differ. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:15:05 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/220851 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/220851 Ok so maybe you don't train MMA. But I'm sure your curious about it right? Ya me too, but would you let yourself get KO'd by a proffesional fighter? I didn't think so, well this guy thinks gettin choked might be fun! And the Darwin award goes to... Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:04:39 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/29432 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/29432 An in depth analysis into the complexity of the MMA fighters nickname. From "Handsome" to the "Hungarian Nightmare", where do they come from and more importantly, why do they have it? Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:44:06 -0500 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/29423 http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/29423