Yardbarker: zzoner

Which Annoying Blacktop Architype Are You?

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:53:02 -0500

I once played against a guy in Brooklyn who was wearing church shoes and called a foul on every play.
11 Guys At The Playground - Watch more free videos Thanks to Awful Announcing for digging this one up.

After 18 Years, Finally a Simpsons Movie

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:38:50 -0500

You heard it here first: Maggie will speak.

Will It Blend?

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 21:38:34 -0500

I'm not sure how to categorize this one, but it's worth a look for a few reasons. For one thing, notice how paranoid they are about saying "Super Bowl." For another, appreciate this website as a brilliantly creative way to market a damned blender. Finally, marvel at how those thing blended.

Ali G & da NBA

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:12:02 -0500

Poor, Poor Ohio State

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 19:04:01 -0500

This is exactly the kind of montage that needed to be made to... somehow... console all the Buckeye fans out there.

Lebron James Checks Out Great Breasts

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:22:38 -0500

Peep these shots of Lebron doing a double take at some of the nicest neked boobies this side of photoshop. Wicked.

The Perfect Last-Minute Gift For Your Girl

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:36:45 -0500

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:07:39 -0500

Via Deadspin, I bring you perhaps the most gruesome compilation of sports moments that ended in tears ever to be made so publicly available. Broken bones left and right, all caught on tape. Matsui's broken wrist didn't even make the cut. It's that bad. I warn you: you will not enjoy watching this.

I Don't Care What You Say, Kobe Can DUNK

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:30:23 -0500

I'm far from a Kobe Bryant fan, but watching this mix video gave me a little more respect for the man's game. It's his top 10 dunks, and #4 - #1 are SICK. I'm a big fan of #4.

Alyssa Milano Is Bad For Baseball

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 23:47:08 -0500

There's been a surprisingly robust level of analysis done on whether Alyssa Milano is good or bad for baseball. Matt at MetsBlog breaks it down, going to the numbers to show that she sucks. Be sure to read the comments on this one. Doesn't change how much I loved her when I was 11.

Dude Gets Face Crushed By Bigass Knee

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 23:35:42 -0500

Yardbarker needs a section for martial arts -- some of the best videos out there are of stuff like this. A guy getting a 100 pound leg driven straight into his face. He was knocked the f@ck out, son.

Photo Of Erin Andrews' Backside

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 00:20:07 -0500

Just a nice photo. That is all.

Michael Irvin Fires Back at Tiki

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 00:12:05 -0500

And now the moment you've all been waiting for: Michael Irvin responds to Tiki Barber, who recently called Irvin an "idiot." The response itself will blow your mind, but the whole thing leaves me suspicious that ESPN is fueling this little feud, getting everybody ready for when Tiki takes Irvin's job next year.

Snoop Gets Arrested

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:04:14 -0500

You've already guessed why he was arrested, but I'll tell you anyway: suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession. Poor dude got pulled over at the airport for a "vehicle code violation," whateverthehell that is, and the cops found a gun and some weed. Good guess, geniuses.

Shaun Alexander Set to Return Next Week

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:05:56 -0500

Millions of fantasy owners say, "It's a little late now" at exactly the same time. Alexander has been out the last 4 weeks with a broken foot, and his return is nicely timed to be sure that Matt Hasselbeck's departure isn't a total disaster.