5/9 Minor League Wrap-Up

Your delayed recap is brought to you by Al's, where I now pwn the high score in the games Bonbon Factory and Join 11... by Beefeater Gin, which proceeded to [COPULATE] my [FECAL MATTER] up at said drinking establishment... by distilled water, which rehydrated me enough to salvage my Saturday... by the now re-opened Rancho Bravo Taco Truck, who won't let a health inspection and temporary shutdown stop them from undercooking your beans and rice... and by my mother, who I talked with on the phone this morning and is thankfully okay after some punkass bitches robbed her home a couple weeks back.  May they meet the same fate as Kason Gabbard's face met at the hands of Richie Sexson. more...