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See all articles from 'The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes' http://www.ghostsofwaynefontes.blogspot.com/ Goran Suton is Awkward
Oh, the moves, the spin, the kiss off the glass, the low-post presence, the agility, the balance, the charisma, the heart, the passion, the soul, the soft jumper, the all encompassing dominance that is Goran Sutton. Wait, who? What? Goran "fucking" Suton...bro, Michigan State Spartans. Haven't seen him? Haven't heard of him? Well, tune your TV sets to the "deuce" in a few hours and watch him dissect and dismantle Kevin Love and UCLA.Think I'm crazy? Don't think it's possible? Well, we were able to snag 30 "fictional" seconds with the Bosnian native, as he prepared for the showdown with Love and the Bruins tonight.Ghosts: Goran, any thoughts on playing UCLA tonight?Suton: I feel sorry for your mother.Ghosts: Thanks. How do you go about defending Kevin Love tonight?Suton: I'll eat dead baby.Ghosts: Damn dude, you're pissed off aren't you?Suton: تهشم كراتGhosts: What the? Ease up; please explain what you just said.Suton: Crush Balls.Ghosts: Izzo says you're tough as nails.Suton: Fucking Warrior.Ghosts: How's Neitzel feeling today after the shiner he got last night?Suton: Wigger.Ghosts: Any predictions for tonight's game?Suton: Blood.Subscribe to us
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