Jon Garland Is Like A Box Of Chocolates: A's 14, Angels 2

Not literally, of course, but in two ways, Jon Garland does resemble the Gumpian box:

"You never know what you're gonna get."

In that he resembles something, soft, squishy, and brown, though in this case wholly inedible.

It's hard to put my head around just how awful Garland was in this one. Garland gave up a freak more...