Sidney Crosby: Douchebag Bitch (and that's being nice)

I've lost it. I'm officially off the reservation. I've crossed over from the land of reason to a country populated by Joe Sixtooth yokels with the unbridled enthusiasm of a Billy Mumphrey novel and the blind hatred of an overweight, unemployed Philadelphian who hasn't been laid in 10 years. (It's like Palestine, but we don't carry automatic weapons to the supermarket). more...