Spencer Pratt’s Tuesday News and Views

So its not a secret by now that I am a huge fan of "The Hills. For reasons that simply cannot be articulated to the uninitiated, "The Hills" may be the best show on television and the only non-"Wire" or "Sopranos" show that I have considered appointment viewing for some time. I have friends of all ages and inclinations that are as diverse as possible….from a conservative phamacist to a high school teacher to a Polish basketball player to a staffer with Obama….and we all love "The Hills." Part of the reason for the greatness….Spencer Pratt. There is no doubt in my view that Spencer may be the worst person on Earth. In terms of brashness, overall arrogance and simple condescencion and annoyance, Spencer has no equal. I caught up to last week's episode this week and saw his comment to his sister, which may never be surpassed. While sleeping on her couch (because he has nowhere else to go), Spencer has become a slob in his sister's condo. So he asks his sister, "who is the maid for this place?" His sister answers, "You are looking at her." And then Spencer, with a level of a-holeness that may never be matched says, "well you should tell her to get going on my sheets." Spencer = Worst Person Ever but "The Hills" = great show. And Heidi, yes the offer is still open for you to leave Spencer and marry me…. more...