THE 'ROID REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 4

by Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid Nation

So apparently chicks dig guys on 'roids? Despite the testicular shrinkage?

The Rocket -- Roger Clemens -- appears to be engaged in frequent blast offs with a variety of women much to the delight of the federal agents, and Brian McNamee's attorneys. Both the Feds and the private-eyes continue to investigate Clemens for various reasons. The Feds are interested in possible perjury during Clemens's congressional testimony; Clemens's more...