The A's Are Way Better Than The Giants Because...

.....elephants have magical powers.

Whatever you do to the A's, whichever player you take from the A's, whatever curse you try to put on the A's, they will ALWAYS be better than the Giants. Let's try and compare the two Bay Area teams.

First, let's look at it salary-wise:

Emil Brown, Jack Cust, Greg Smith, Dana Eveland, Curt Suzuki, and a whole bunch of Sandlot kids are keeping the A's fighting for the top of their division. The players I named above all make less than $1 million, except for Emil Brown. But the point is, who are these players?! Nobody knows, but they're winning. The A's roster on ESPN even says Greg Smith (2-1, 2.54 ERA, 31 K in 39.0 IP) is making $0. Zero, nada, NOTHING! And we all know ESPN can't be wrong. more...