The Morning Hangover - Booty Chatter

A few thoughts on the Vikings five draft picks:2nd round - Tyrell Johnson (S) - Hey, Darren Sharper, I'm giving you the finger. Sincerely, Brad Childress.5th round - John David Booty (QB). The Assassin. He will be gunning for Tarvaris Jackson's job and like most famous killers has three names. 5th round - Letroy Guion (DT). Wasted pick #1.6th round - John Sullivan (OC). Hey, Matt Birk, I'm giving you the finger too. Sincerely, Brad Childress.6th round - Jaymar Johnson (WR). Wasted pick #2.A few thoughts on the draft: The Vikings and Packers trading picks was an odd occurrence. Especially, since the Vikes used the pick to draft Booty. ESPN's Cris Carter wasn't half as annoying as we thought he would be hosting the second day of the NFL draft. Remember, we said half.MLB: Texas 10, Minnesota 0. Just how bad of a loss was yesterday's debacle: Vicente Padilla become the first Ranger in nearly three years to pitch a complete-game shutout. Wasn't it nice to see our tubby buddy Sidney Ponson pitch for Texas on Saturday. We can't wait to see Sidney pitching in July and August in the 100+ degree Texas heat. Dude will be sweating more than your parents after you bring The Morning Hangover Girl home after a long weekend in Vegas.Gophers: Jim Wacker would be proud.Guess Who? - Minnesota's Mystery Media Member (4M). Today's Clue: What's in his cd changer?: Barbara Streisand, Barry Manilow and The Lettermen. more...