The Morning Hangover - One-Hitter Chatter

MLB: White Sox 7, Twins 1. Gavin Floyd was two outs away from a no-hitter until Joe Mauer's double to left-field. It's too bad Floyd didn't seal the deal. If he had, Floyd would have had his first choice of blow-up dolls once he got back to the White Sox's clubhouse.Darrion Scott: If it turns out that Scott was playing the boy in the plastic bubble with his son by placing a plastic dry cleaning bag over his head, then Scott just punched his ticket for an express trip to hell.  If anyone has the ability to erase someone's mind we are in need of your services. A child with a plastic bag being forcibly held over their head is just too much for us to handle. Top 10: Worst franchises in pro sports. The Minnesota Twins come in at #7. Guess Who? - Minnesota's Mystery Media Member (4M). Today's Clue: This week's 4M has a major opening in their sports department. more...