This Just In: Jets Schedule Announced, ACME Detective Agency Issues Warrant, Rockapella Reunites

The 2008 NFL Schedules have been announced. Apparently the New York Jets had their games picked by none other than Carmen Sandiego. That's right, Gumshoes. The Jets will be trotting the globe in their eternal quest to break the spirit of their fans. And as much as I tried to broker a deal with Roger Goodell, the Jets will still have to play the Patriots. For some reason, he didn't see a reason to put them in the AFC West or NFC South or West. Weird. Here's the breakdown: more...