Todd Carney Wants To Know Where His Dogs At

Americans like to think they're the best at everything. We think we're number one and everyone should just recognize and accept it. This is when reality kicks in. It's a bitch sometimes. Europeans wipe their asses with our dollars and Australian athletes continue to run laps around Americans when it comes to drunken debauchery. We have our exceptions like our namesake, Lawrence Phillips and Eddie Griffin but they are few and far between...thus let us tell you this amazing tale of the one man wrecking crew Todd Carney.