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First off do not get the wrong idea by the headline: I am not getting married. Ever. I could just not think of something better so go fuck off. I was just checking my hotmail account (does anyone still use hotmail or am I the only one? I've had the same account for nine years, which seems strang......

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He'll be hosting "Meet the Reaper" this week. Sorry. That was mean....

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The air conditioning in my car broke about two years ago and I never got it fixed. It was bearable when I lived in New Jersey, but now that I am back in Virginia it is pretty brutal. The other day temperatures were near 100 and I spent most of the day in my car driving to things for work. I actu......

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Trunk and I met up for lunch the other day and when we were not making the people are us uncomfortable (At one point we were walking back to our car and Trunk was telling me about a movie. He says, "And then Paul Giamatti is trying to shoot a baby with a sniper rifle" as a woman walked past with ......

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That is an actual headline on CNN. If you read it and didn't immediately think of this, stop reading this blog now. I don't have a real post. White space is awkward. Motherfuckermotherfuckercuntcuntfuck....

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After finding the YouTube video of Kids Incorporated singing "We Built This City" I will admit that I became a little bit obsessed with the rest of the videos. They are so horribly awkward that I could not stop watching. I cannot believe anyone had a serious face while making that show. Plus, if......

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Every now and again when I've watched every episode of "Top Chef" six times, there are no sports on and I'm done masturbating for the day I come across the most painful show on television "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" on the Learning Channel. Yes, this show is fucking horrible, but it makes me laug......

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Seeing your favorite team win a championship is a rare site indeed. I have been particularly lucky however with the Red Wings, which have now made it four in eleven years after Nick Lidstrom hoisted the Cup last night. In many ways, this win is the most gratifying. For a long time, the Wings......

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For your weekend dose, here is some of the cuts from the new album, in a trailer for Mission Metallica: ...

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Like every other office in every major city on Earth, our office has an intern for the summer. I've hired interns before, been their bosses, used countless interns in countless ways, but this current one is my favorite of all of them. Is it because she works quickly and efficiently? No, she has b......

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Trunk and I are always fans of a good email, but one thing I really fucking hate is when people email us acting like our friends, but only trying to promote another blog. Listen PR fucktards, we do not care about you and whatever unfunny twat of a blog you are trying to promote. Take this email......

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You may have noticed we haven't exactly been prolific lately, so yeah, sorry about that. Hopefully you greedy motherfuckers will like what we give you when you get it. - Getting my haircut is one of the few raw pleasures in life for me. That is until yesterday. I should note that I make Sidney C......

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I could give a fuck about the Red Wings, but Trunk's post got me thinking about all of the awful Red Wings parody songs that exist. One in particular, "We Built This City on Red Wing Goals" was so bad that we played it 349 times on a drive back from Canada whlie Mrs. Trunk looked for strange men ......

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And his diving ass: 36 hours cuntlips. Then its going to be 7 games (or less) of Captain Norris skating up your dickhole. Fuck you Crosby. And you too Malkin and Staal, you doubled voweled shitdick. I'll be normal again in two weeks....

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