This link was forwarded to me by the Five Tool Ninja, and it's kind of astounding. Resist the urge to close it out until you get through at least some of the opera soprano hip-hop.
Shouldn't you be more worried about getting your car off the blocks in front of your trailer, whether you'll still be able to afford corn for the moonshine still now that the prices have gone up, or whether Luanne is gonna have the baby?
(Seriously, if Chris Kaman -- Chris Kaman! -- is......