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A little Jesus to get the day started... ROUND 3 NOTABLES 64 - DET - Kevin Smith. Not bad. Remains to be seen how he'll do at the next level. 68 - ATL - Chevis Jackson. One of my favorite......

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But first, a little quote from the ESPN crew in round 6 or 7: "We have had a player taken from Wheaton and Mt. Union college, but we have not had a player taken from Alabama." ---Trey Wingo, NFL Draft......

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#33 - STL - Donnie Avery - First WR taken in the entire draft. What. The. Fuck. #35 - KC - Brandon Flowers - BEST CORNERBACK IN THE DRAFT. #48 and #51 - WAS - Fred Davis and Malcolm Kelly......

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Okay, a couple things first. I commend Mel Kiper Jr, Todd McShay, and Mike Mayock, among others, because researching for these two days is a full time job. And it comes with a lot of doubting, negativity, bickering, and LOTS......

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So over the 2 1/2 mock drafts the Joker Report compiled when college football slowed to a halt, we failed to even get the first damn pick correct in any of them. But it's a solid pick, and I suppose......

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Okay, I'm pissed. I bet Mike Mayock is pissed, too. Brandon Flowers ran a 4.58. You know, I can try to rationalize this and spin it in my favor, cuz this is my site and normally other guys would do......

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I'ma give y'all some random ass numbers. Surprises surprises. DE 40s - Quentin Groves 4.57, Shawn Crable 4.64, Vernon Gholston 4.67 LB 40s - Gary Guyton (Georgia Tech, 6'2, 245) ran a 4.47. DAMN. Wesley Woodyard 4.51, Jerod Mayo 4.54.......

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Hello Darren McFadden. 4.33 40, unofficially it was 4.27 and everybody freaked out. As if 4.33 is too slow now. Jamaal Charles 4.38, Mendenhall 4.45, Felix 4.46, and Jonathan Stewart rounds it out with a 4.48. Mario Manningham runs eggZACKlee......

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What it is, kids. So I watched a bunch of big slow guys today run their 40s, among other things. Jake Long has impressed everyone with just about everything, but for Saturday Purdue tight end Dustin Keller stole the show.......

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The NFL scouting combine is finally freakin' here. Finally we'll see who is really 6 feet tall and who is only 5'9". Finally we'll know once and for all if ol' dude runs a 4.4 or a 4.6 40. Finally......

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You've asked for more material, and you'll get it! When I come up with something, I'll be sure to post it in the next couple of years. Seriously, this down time is KILLING ME. Soon enough we'll have the NFL......

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So I added a little text :) By guest writer El Matteo: The Redskins need a coach. There's no predicting who they draft until we know who their coach is. They need a DE (Calais Campbell, Phillip Merling) and they......

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This game is so boring, I thought I'd youtube it in the second half. Here are a few good ones: This is why you should always schedule an Ole Miss road game in your fall plans (hotty toddy indeed): And......

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This is basically what Alabama is doing to the rest of the nation in terms of recruiting. No we're not shitting on your parade, we're pooping excellence on our way to becoming champions. On top of people---notice the legs sticking......

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By guest writer El Matteo: The Texans need a RB. They could take Johnathan Stewart, Rashard Mendenhall or Felix Jones. All would be good choices. Pac-10 and Big 10 football suck, so I don't know much about those other two.......

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