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Ah, Metallica. Despite their having sucked for nearly 18 years--20 if you listen to the diehards, the ones still wearing their '82 tour shirts and tinkering with engines on blocks in their kitchens--dudes my age retain a special spot for Lars and the lads and have a hard time letting go of the ......

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I just woke up from a nap. The Sox-Rays game is damn boring, and, uh, over now anyway, and so why not troll the YouTubes for some classic Sesame Street. Better yet, some classic Bert & Ernie. These guys were the crux of this staple-of-our childhood program. After the jump, five episodes of B&E th......

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Week four brings the Kansas City Chiefs to Charlotte, or Cat Country, as it were, and it means that this week's "Sleeping With the Enemy" guest is none other than John White from Cat Crave. Opposing conferences, records, stability at quarterback, and stout receiving crews are just a few of the di......

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In case you didn't know, Dane Cook is eighch-aye-larry-us. I won't plug his MLB post-season commercials from a year ago, and he's been way less than funny in the two movies I've seen him in, but his stand-up makes me laugh. A lot. I just spent an hour and fifteen minutes in line at a branch of th......

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...it'd be nice if you voted, sports fans and boob oglers. That is all. Rock the vote. ...

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What if, dear reader, we look back upon today as the start of something entirely new? The onset of a fresh vision in baseball, an era in which all of the old truths become false--black is white, up is down. All of the traditional powers stink--goodbye Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, hello Pirates, R......

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Shucks. I reckoned it to be time for another installment of ThumbTubes and YouNails. Baseball playoffs, a quarter of football gone already, hockey pre-season (Editor's Note: Don't worry; haven't included any today. It's safe to keep reading.), etc. For those of you that are unfamiliar with this f......

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As Dane Cook once told America, there's only one October. And yet, here we are, barely a year later, with another one. What gives, Dane? You're already not funny and all of your movies stink, do you rally have to lie so brazenly? Perhaps Dane was speaking of that bizarre phenomenon known as Ro......

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On the same horrible, horrible day that Cecil and I sat watching our Broncos lose at Arrowhead, there was a bit of good news. Cecil's fantasy baseball team captured the championship of the Ted Williams Unfrozen Head league over sometime HoG contributor Rustoleum. Now Rusto typically wins these th......

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This ain't no Baseball In The Daytime--this is MLB's showcase series and therefore TBS will show all the games under the lights. But this matchup does contain some personal relevance here at the HoG, due to old allegiances. On-again off-again baseball analyst Captain Feverpiss has his take on his......

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I'm not gonna lie: I'm short on time, and, well, frankly Old No. 7 has gummed up the HoG works today with three baseball posts. Unpossible! That said, there's the matter of getting a WAHCW installment published, or we have a two-week hiatus from the feature that a) nobody reads, and b) draws more......

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Through the lenses of red-and-gold glasses, it is indeed a glorious, glorious day, a Monday morning feeling of spectacularity that ChiefsNation has not felt in a long, long time. The Kansas City footballers have gotten themselves off of a 12-game, 11-month schneid, and done so at the expense of t......

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This is a very special week for the House of Georges, as our two clubs face off on Sunday, and we're going out of our way to provide minimal coverage of the contest. We're not so lazy, though, that we wouldn't even deliver one installment of "Sleeping With the Enemy." That would be ri-donc-u-lous......

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We've got a duo of light-free baseball on the docket today, and they might be boring games, but to a couple of fan bases out there in America, these contests mean something. Interested in reading our brief dronings about them? Click, my friend. Click into the other side, the alter-world beyond th......

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From time to time, us House of Georges cats hit up our cousins to talk baseball with our readers. In the past, Old No. 7 has recruited his cousins, Brian, Blanche Feverpiss, and Anachro Capitalist (mean parents, I imagine) to scribe on California Angels baseball, the American League West, and sun......

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