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As Steinz noted this morning, it was Randel-El who led the three cheers yesterday, not the Zorn Star. So, because we are quickly falling in love with the "hip hip hooray," here's video of ARE breaking it down: Don't forget, friends, "hip hip hooray" shirts are now available! Bonus Footage: Af......

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Handing out labels following Skins games. Today: a 23-17 win over Philly a?? WINNERS: Clinton Portis. CP continues to party like it's 2005, and yesterday was his best game of the season. He rushed for 145 at a five-per-carry clip, including a much-deserved TD. But, most importantly, he picked u......

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Well, this pretty much speaks for itself. Here's Mr. Snyder after the win yesterday enjoying his team's success on the road. Warning: It's even more painful than last week's Snyder Gone Wild clip, so brace yourself: PS. Winners & Losers still to come today, just as soon as I get a moment away ......

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Jamie is back in NoVA, enjoying (hopefully) the game with our good friend Andy (better known here as Putts From the Rough), so he'll be unable to do a post-game Winners & Losers thang. And I'm forced to the bar to see the game (stupid fucking Panthers hogging the TV), so I'll be drunk post-game.......

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After a torrid two months to close the regular season in L.A., Manny has a homer in each of the first two games of Dodgers-Cubs. And as bad as I feel about that for Cubs fans, I can't help but be happy for the guy who has been knocking the cover off the ball and [...]...

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Three cheers for Yahoo! Sports executive editor and my boss Dave Morgan for making BusinessWeek's list of the 100 Most Influential People in Sports. Read the profile if you like, and know that, yeah, he does look like Jon Stewart, but with a bit of Pete Carroll thrown in. He also doesn't carry th......

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The future of Eastern Motors commercials: Less Shaggy-inspired theme music and more, well, more of whatever the hell this is: (Thanks to Steinz. And he says I never read the Bog. Pshhh.) ...

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A few years ago, while struggling through my sixth year of college, I took a sports ethics course at Mason. It was a requirement for my Sport Management major, an area of study limited to athletes and people who couldn't hack it anywhere else within the University, like me. The only thing I remem......

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This list is excerpted as part of a group effort over at Yahoo!'s Big League Stew, and the others in the group actually know shit about baseball, so you should just go there now. 1. Red Sox: Kevin Youkilis' batting stance bothers me so much, as does every fiber of Jonathan Papelbon's being. Still......

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I saw this following the game on Sunday shortly after they showed Snyder going all Michael Scott, but was already nose-deep in a celebratory bowl of chili and couldn't grab it. Priorities and shit. Luckily, The Zone Blitz saw it to, and did some television photography of their own. They were als......

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Game 163 was classic, especially for those pulling for The Kid, and the big blast that was the difference came off the bat of one Jim Thome. It may prove to be the signature moment of a HOF career, which saw him begin as a slim third baseman and "lefthanded hitter with average power." Ah [...]...

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The Terps win in Death Valley was almost as good a win as there is in the ACC (Clemson is 28-8 at home over the past five seasons), and victory was theirs despite: Being down 11 at the half Eight less first downs and 77 fewer total yards Scoring only six points off of three turnovers Allowing C.......

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I've always considered Dallas to be the Skins' greatest rival and assumed everyone else did too. Probably because it's regarded as one of the great rivalries in all of sports, and also because that's how I was raised. But then I wrote about the Skins-Cowboys new classics, and the first two commen......

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As promised last night, here's the video of Danny Boy entering the locker room after the Skins win, all sorts of PUMPED TO THE MAXXXX!!!1!!!111! I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it would look like if Michael Scott's branch of Dunder-Mifflin moved like an extra 60 reems of paper or somethi......

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Via Redskins Insider: Tank Johnson (ed. note a?" who has played all of 12 games with the Cowboys) had to be restrained after return specialist Rock Cartwright stood on the 50-yard line star at Texas Stadium as he celebrated Washington's 26-24 victory. "This is how it is. When you win, you win wit......

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