Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 9/4/12
Want to feel old?  Watch little Charlie Bontis kick around a soccer ball and make other third graders look like…I don’t know…not-so-good soccer players.  He was born in 2003 (2003!) and according to the YouTube poster, he’s a midfielder for the Hamilton Sparta 2003 SC in Ontario, Canada.  This is his compilation of highlights from the 2011-2012 season. My handy map tells me that Ontario borders the U.S.  So maybe Charlie has some connection that would make him eligible to don the stars and bars in future World Cup.  Hopefully for him, he doesn’t turn out to be the next Freddy Adu (Freddy A-who?).
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