I watched the AFC Title game with some Steeler fans. I'm not sure how my tongue survived, me biting it for the whole game and all, but I just thought I'd pass along some of my favorite quotes."That's the sort of the thing that Ravens and Seahawk fans bitch about!" Not sure what the call was on the field, but Baltimore was lobbying for something. I had not said...

For a little background go here.Now then...here's how that went down.[Ghost of TV Present] TV voice: And what an amazing play by Brett Favre! IT is simply incredible what he's doing! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE WILL BG HIM NOT TO RETIRE IN THE OFFSEASON!Mike Holmgren:Inside his head: Cinderella - Don't know what you got (till it's gone) sélectionné dans Musique et Rock...

Last Sunday, like seemingly every other week this year, sucked. A lot. I could throw all sorts of "analysis" and "breakdowns" of the choke job, but thats using to many words. Suck will suffice.If there's any team that can MAYBE relate to us, its the Rams. (The Lions are sort of used to this by now, yes?) The Rams got this lovely sense of false hope when they...

The apperant Seahawks offense line gets ready to go to the scales...****, am I ever bitter about how this season has gone.So, the Seahawks-Pats game has been "flexed out" by the NFL. Apparently, the league is sensitive to the mental state of your typical Seattle fan, and is sparing us from having to watch this team get slaughtered in prime time by Matt Cassell and his Band...

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Let's get right to it shall we? Seattle (+5) over SAN FRANCISCO Look, I've watched the Seahawks play like absolute **** the past few weeks. If this group has any pride, they can turn it around. No pressure from the home crowd, just go out and play. I know there's injuries, but if this team plays with passion, they can beat a team like 49ers. BALTIMORE (-7) over OaklandHis...

What do you mean I'm fired? Me? Fired? That's impossible. That's like saying that silk ties don't improve defensive blitz packages.What's that? They don't? LIES! Now you're bringing in Singletary. Great. Did you see his glasses?He looks like Urkel! I'll bet he hikes up his pants and wears suspenders at home! With that sort of fashion sense...this team...

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Its late, I'm tired...so, just straight picks this week.TAMPA BAY (-10.5) over SeattleIts on the East Coast, and our defensive coordinator is still employed. Only comment I'll make.San Diego (+1) over BUFFALONew Orleans (+3) over CAROLINACHICAGO (-3) over Minnesota Pittsburgh (-9.5) over CINCINNATI Tennessee (-9) over KANSAS CITYBaltimore (+3) over MIAMINY GIANTS (-10.5)...

Something caught my eye at the end of regulation in the Cards-Cowboys matchup. Brad Johnson takes the field as the holder for the potential game-tying field goal.You know those little green circle stickers they put on the back of helmets, signifying the radio inside? Check out Johnson's:Apparently someone though it would be funny to make it look like a yard sale sticker, and...

This was a realignment.Last Wednesday, Holmgren lit into the team with what was termed as a 'truth session." In the moment of truth, in five successive games, the Seahawks have shown who they really are.Now they must find a way to come to terms with being identified with a horrible record. They have lost their swagger, their pride, and their enjoyment. You can't just...

As you may have heard, The Seattle Mist are already the best football team in Seattle holding tryouts. Ok, they already held them. These two guys did their best not to hold on to their own flagpoles while doing nothing to disprove everyone's favorite sterotype of construction workers: they womanize!I'm sure there was plenty of cat calling going on at the tryouts by these...

With a hat tip to PunditKitchen.com for the Po-LOL-itical cartoons above, we invite the 12 Seahawks Way readers to vent their political views and humorous slings and arrows about the "other" candidate.(I'm really just trying to provide a playground for these topics now that they're taboo over at www.SeahawkBlue.com!)

Hat tip to my buddy Fulchalin and his new avatar over at SeahawkBlue.com.

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After a humiliating opening day loss in Buffalo, the Seahawks unceremoniously released punter Ryan Plackemiere.At the risk of telling tales out of school, the problems with the Seattle Seahawks go much deeper than just the punter.With the 49ers and Cardinals both leading in their late games, the Seahawks will most likely wake up tomorrow two games behind at least one of their divisional...

Jim Zorn is doing well. Hey, maybe we shouldn't have let him go....  Oh well, if you can't be happy for Zorn, then may I suggest: <

First of all, He Pingping is a cool little dude. Standing at 2'5" he runs his own restaurant and talks like a chipmunk. He's officially been named the world's smallest man.Svetlana Pankratova, meanwhile, owns the longest legs in the world, which stretch to 4'4". Together, they made for a strange but entertaining photo opportunity. Check out this clip - but...

I just got back from doing color from a high school football game, so...I'm going to rush through these.Blah, blah...home team in caps...you know the drill.NEW YORK GIANTS (-7) over SeattleIts not only after a bye week, but also in the Eastern Time Zone. The NFL is IN THE TANK for the Cardinals. Its so obvious, you betcha.Tennessee (+3) over BALTIMOREThe Titans: The most underwhelming...