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The ING Report – Week 11
2 days ago by
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Week 11
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 17/35 – 49%)
Arizona Cardinals (-9)
New Orleans Saints (-11)
Atlanta Falcons (+7)
Philadelphia Eagles (-3)
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 57/108 – 53%)
San Francisco 49ers (+7)
Cincinnati Bengals (-10)...
Look up there! A Forum!
4 days ago by
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Let’s not let it sit there and get all dusty, OK?
ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-16
6 days ago by
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Who the **** plans a hurricane for the middle of November?! ******* Ida, making me pick up my back porch… #
http://twitpic.com/oxgsp – That's me, right in the middle of the "Midnight Tuesday" line. Hooray! #
@jennyquarx I recently rehashed my old blog on ArmAss...
The ING Report: Week 10
9 days ago by
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Week 10
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 17/31 – 55%)
Buffalo Bills (+7)
New Orleans Saints (-14)
Philadelphia Eagles (+3)
Denver Broncos (-3.5)
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 53/98 – 54%)
Chicago Bears (+3.5)
Cincinnati Bengals (+7)
Miami Dolphins...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-09
13 days ago by
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My 3 year old just requested "the up above it, down in it song." on the way to school. #
@jennyquarx Makes me wonder how they'll rebel, if we listen to NIN, Slayer, and Lamb of God in the truck. John Tesh? Toby Keith? in reply to jennyquarx #
And thousands of gamblers lose their [...]
The ING Report: Week 9
16 days ago by
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Week 9
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 16/27 – 59%)
New Orleans Saints (-13)
Denver Broncos (+3)
Green Bay Packers (-10)
Houston Texans (+9)
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 50/89 – 56%)
San Francisco 49ers (-4.5)
Baltimore Ravens (-3)
Arizona...
Mark Teixeira/Calamity Jane: Separated At Birth
17 days ago by
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All post season long, I’ve been racking my brain who Mark Teixeira reminded me of. Last night, it finally dawned on me:
ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-02
20 days ago by
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@Razzball I'm a post-op fantasy football girl. Two more injections and I'll have a full on clitoris. Add me! in reply to Razzball #
@sharapovasthigh did I ever tell you the story of my son being terrified of his Mark Prior figure? in reply to sharapovasthigh #
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The ING Report – Week 8
22 days ago by
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Week 8
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 13/23 – 57%)
Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
Miami Dolphins (+3.5)
San Francisco 49ers (+13)
New Orleans Saints (-10.5)
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 45/81 – 56%)
Cleveland Browns (+14)
Philadelphia Eagles (+1...
Fantastic Fantasy **** Ups
26 days ago by
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I implore you guys to list your fantasy **** ups. See if you can beat what has quickly become my worst ever:
This season, in my most competitive league, I had the #5 pick overall. We’ve played together for seven years now, and I’ve been the commissioner from the beginning...
Mark Prior Haunts My Children
26 days ago by
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So, for Christmas last year, my wife’s stepfather bought my oldest son a Todd MacFarlane Mark Prior figure since we’re both big Cubs fans and her stepfather’s not a big enough baseball fan to know that Prior is both no longer a Cub and a huge bust. It was a genuinely...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-26
27 days ago by
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@jennyquarx Have I mentioned how much I love your avatar? Because I do. in reply to jennyquarx #
Why my dog chooses to carry each mouthful of food into my bedroom to chew it is beyond me. ******* slob! #
ArmAss now has their very own Google Voice line. Now you can leave messages...
The ING Report – Week 7
October 21, 2009 by
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Week 7
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 10/19 – 53%)
New Orleans Saints (-6)
New York Jets (-6)
Minnesota Vikings (+4)
Atlanta Falcons (+4)
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 40/73 – 55%)
San Francisco 49ers (+3)
Chicago Bears (+1.5)
San Diego Chargers...
The ING Report – Week 6
October 21, 2009 by
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Week 6
ING Prime Cuts
(Accuracy To Date: 9/15 – 60%)
Denver Broncos (+4) – Correct
Detroit Lions (+13.5) – Wrong
Philadelphia Eagles (-14) – Wrong
New York Jets (-10) – Wrong
Educated Opinions
(Accuracy To Date: 36/63 – 57%...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-19
October 19, 2009 by
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They have GOT to make Pass Interference a reviewable call… #
I guess that's the last time Forte has popcorn for dinner before a game. #
I apologize to Bear fans. I caused this trainwreck by picking them to win tonight. I've had this effect on almost everyone this week...
Rush Limbaugh: Takes ball, goes home, eats in the dark.
October 15, 2009 by
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“Limbaugh says he believes he has been made an example by a players’ union seeking leverage in talks over a new collective bargaining agreement. And he says he believes what happened to him was an illustration of “Obama’s America on full display.””
Bah! ...
I Wanna Be Jim Sorgi!
October 15, 2009 by
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I’ll be honest… Jim Sorgi is actually second on my list of “I wanna be like that!”. Lil Jon is #1 on that list, and will be until he’s completely bankrupt and sells his Bedazzled Crunk Cup for insulin. If I could be a millionaire, spend my day with...
Fake NFL Factoids!
October 12, 2009 by
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Chad Ochocinco was known as Chad Ochenta in college.
Tom Brady’s cleft chin was caused by his mother’s failure to remove her genital piercing before child birth.
As an infant, Mark Sanchez was smuggled into America in a crate of bananas.
In the off season, Randy Moss...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-12
October 12, 2009 by
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The big question is: Who is going to be Jon Gruden's jizzmopper tonight? #
Who else is officially sick of throwback unis and not immediately knowing who the **** you're watching? #
Also, I'm fully behind breast cancer awareness. But no more football players in pink please. #
The ING Report – Week 5
October 09, 2009 by
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Week 5
Bah! I know I said I’d be charging this week, but then I got sick. Then my wife got sick, then all 3 of my kids got sick one at a time. It’s been a ****** week, so what better way to make up for a ****** week of sore throats, phlegm, [...]
ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-05
October 05, 2009 by
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Wow, Romo just looked like a BITCH on that intentional grounding play. I could almost hear him squealing, "Not in the face!" #
@sharapovasthigh I was looking for a way to humorously comment on that. Well played. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
Ray Lewis "He's a MAN...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-05
October 05, 2009 by
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Wow, Romo just looked like a BITCH on that intentional grounding play. I could almost hear him squealing, "Not in the face!" #
@sharapovasthigh I was looking for a way to humorously comment on that. Well played. in reply to sharapovasthigh #
Ray Lewis "He's a MAN...
The ING Report – Week 4
October 02, 2009 by
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Looks like the formula adjustments worked out for last week nailing all 4 Prime Cuts and going 9 for 12 on the rest. This will also be the last time The ING Report is available for free this season. If you’d like to continue on the path of success, it will only cost you $20 [...]
Man vs. Autodraft: Free Agency
September 28, 2009 by
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Week 3: September 26th – Let’s do one of those 1980’s movie montages to catch up. Play this while you read the following: After manipulating players around, I’ll be honest, I forgot to try and find SOME one to replace Fred Jackson. So, I stuck him in at...
ArmAss Bites for 2009-09-28
September 28, 2009 by
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@PyleofList ****! Roc Raida died?! I love X-ecutioners. That sucks. in reply to PyleofList #
12-3 today. Nailed all 4 locks. Won my parlay again. 7 for 7 on locks so far this season. Ice Cube knows how I feel today. #
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