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‘Twilight’ Always Gets In The Way Of Friendship
October 28, 2009 by
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Girls In Bikinis Read Big Lebowski Lines (HolyTaco)
Drunk Stories From Last Night (WhenIWasDrunk)
Hooker Tries To Snag Wor;d Series Tix (BustedCoverage)
Hot Mormon Moms With Muffins? (TheBachelorGuy)
20 Gruesome Sports Injuries (TotalProSports)
Girls Like To Play Hard To Get (MadeMan...
‘Twilight’ Always Gets In The Way Of Friendship
October 28, 2009 by
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Girls In Bikinis Read Big Lebowski Lines (HolyTaco)
Drunk Stories From Last Night (WhenIWasDrunk)
Hooker Tries To Snag Wor;d Series Tix (BustedCoverage)
Hot Mormon Moms With Muffins? (TheBachelorGuy)
20 Gruesome Sports Injuries (TotalProSports)
Girls Like To Play Hard To Get (MadeMan...
15 Great Stupid Restroom Signs
October 27, 2009 by
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This is what happens when you rely too heavily on freetranslation.com. However, the whole no standing in the toilet facing the wall thing I have no explanation for…
Trying Too Hard To Be Cool Fail
October 27, 2009 by
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Scariest Cereal Mascots. [Top Cultured]
Songs You Always Hear At The Bar. [Guyism]
Optical Illusion. [D&T]
This Chick Knows How To Pick Em. [Next Round]
BMW Driver Fails At Parking. [Totally Crap]
The Dolphins Have A Red Carpet? [Don Chavez]
Bulls Won’t Re-sign Tyrus...
Firecrotch
October 27, 2009 by
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The Daily Roundup:
11 Treats You Pray You Don’t Get On Halloween (TopCultured)
Hockey Goalies Scrap It Out [video] (TotalProSports)
Awesome Freaks Of Nature Gallery (TheChive)
The New Pirelli Calender Collection (TotallyCrap)
Stephanie Pratt Is Sexy (AskMen)
Andrea Estevez Is...
Fat People Riding Scooters: A Gallery
October 21, 2009 by
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If there was ever a sign that you are giving up on life, it’s not that you’re so morbidly obese that you are 38 and you scoot around on the same type of scooter my 84 year-old grandfather turned to after his cane gave way to a walker – his walker ultimately not enough...
Centennial Sticker Fail
October 21, 2009 by
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CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.
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BetUS Girl Dawn Olivieri’s Bikini Beach Photoshoot
October 19, 2009 by
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The fact that Dawn Olivieri was teased while she was growing up because kids thought she was ugly really makes me regret all the cruel things I used to say to the class trolls.
Inner Dialogue: Someday Lara, if you’re listening, and if you lose those 150 extra pounds, and get...
20 Enormous Animals
October 19, 2009 by
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This is what happens when Alex Rodriguez gets a hold of your pets. That or the people feeding these beasts can probably be found on this list of 10 gigantic humans.
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Chuck E. Cheese Is The New Pedobear
October 19, 2009 by
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Today’s Hot Link Roundup
25 People With Gross Fingernails (HolyTaco)
Hot Girls And Vamps (LemonDrop)
Hot Girls Love Candy (Coed)
Balloon Boy Loves Attention (Maxim)
This Person Doesn’t Like Attention Either (IAmBored)
Prank To The FACE (EJB)
Eco-Friendly Brothels Give...
Which Celeb Has The Dumbest Shoes?
October 07, 2009 by
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A smart man once said, “a woman is only as smart as she looks” (he is the same guy who came up with that whole juggling a book by its cover saying). Coincidentally, our buddies over at Celeb Toast compiled a list of celebs and their shoes, so we thought, why not have a battle [...]
Fergie Has A Dick
October 07, 2009 by
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There’s really nothing less attractive than Fergie. First she pisses her pants on stage and I give her the benefit of the doubt that the piss came from a vagina. Bot, now this? An explicitly testicular cockgrab?
What’s next, Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite?
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Roman Polanski Busted On Dateline’s To Catch A Predator
October 07, 2009 by
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Who would have guessed that Roman Polanski would be so careless to meet up with QTPatootie4u after all the flack he got for that little mistake he did a while back?
In any case, Chris Hansen was there to get some answers…
Top 10 Internet Butterfaces
October 07, 2009 by
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For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, a Butterface is a woman who has an exceptional body and an unexceptionally hideous face – hence but-her-face. The term (antonymous to the highly deceptive MySpace Shot) is an etymological derivative of the phrase “good...
Top 8 Celebrity Look Alikes
October 07, 2009 by
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8. Bill Clinton and Snow Miser
From Christmas special The Year Without a Santa Claus. Snow Miser was voiced by actor/comedian Dick Shawn, so not only does he look like Bill Clinton, but [his] Dick does all the talking.
7. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rob Schneider
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Top 8 Celebrity Look Alikes
October 07, 2009 by
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8. Bill Clinton and Snow Miser
From Christmas special The Year Without a Santa Claus. Snow Miser was voiced by actor/comedian Dick Shawn, so not only does he look like Bill Clinton, but [his] Dick does all the talking.
7. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rob Schneider
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Who’s The Dumbest Athlete Ever?
October 07, 2009 by
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Electing just one athlete from an eclectic mix of 50+ stupid professional sports figures is no easy task, especially when John Daly and Lenny Dykstra are on the same bill. It’s a little too easy to nominate OJ because he’s the most prolific – his decade ago crime transcends...
Have You Ever Wondered What’s Under Those 5XL White Gangbanger T’s?
October 06, 2009 by
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Pull up your goddamn pants Hector.
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5 Essential Radiohead Songs You Might Have Never Heard
October 06, 2009 by
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How Can You Be Sure
In 1993, Frontman Thom York commented that the title of the track How Can You Be Sure? was tentative and that he planned to change it. Although he never officially made the change, when How Can You Be Sure was released on the first Japanese issue of The Bends, the [...]
AskMen Announces Top 49 Most Influential Men Of 2009
October 06, 2009 by
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After More Than Half A Million Votes Cast, Don Draper #1 on AskMen.com’s Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009
Los Angeles, California (October 6, 2009) – AskMen.com the world’s largest lifestyle portal for men with more than 11 million visitors monthly, revealed its highly anticipated...
The Greatest Prank Of All Time
September 30, 2009 by
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While buttering the kitchen floor may make for a few solid minutes of entertainment, configuring your living room to blow your friend off the couch with a remote controlled airbag takes a little more tenacity.
Just because you went to college (and paid attention) doesn’t mean...
Certified Unfit To Raise Daughter?
September 30, 2009 by
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This photo reminds me of this partyboy frat-dbag I knew from UCLA who wore a t-shirt to the first day of class that read “I ****** my teacher!” It was an archeology class, so naturally, the teach was a gray haired dude in his early sixties who failed to see the humor in the irony [...]
It Took Experts To Come To This Conclusion
September 28, 2009 by
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These must be the same experts that claimed playing beerpong can give you the herp.
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Kelly Brook Photoshoot For Ralph Lauren Turns Heads
September 28, 2009 by
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No one really knows who Kelly Brook is, partially because she’s been in films like Fishtales, Survival Island and Eye Contact (yea, I know what you’re thinking), but mostly because anytime she’s on screen her massive chest hams distract from anything she says (not...
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