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When Homo Meets Emo…
July 12, 2009 by
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(click the image if you really must see what happens when homo and emo collide in greater detail)
Remembering Michael Jackson With Thriller… On Smaller Budget… And In India
July 09, 2009 by
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Say what you will about Michael Jackson’s personal life, but you cannot deny the impact the artist has had on music and in popular culture over the last several decades.
To honor the king of pop, we decided it was necessary to feature one of Jackson’ most memorable videos…...
Jenny McCarthy Still Looks Good, Even In Other Languages, Especially When Photoshopped
July 08, 2009 by
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Jenny McCarthy poses for CKM Magazine and still looks damn good despite the excessive photoshopping. I understand that publishers want their models to have perfect skin and no blemishes, but why overphotoshop an already sexy, relatively perfect woman like Jenny McCarthy?
Keeley Hazell, Emily Scott And Rachael Neiberding Are Ralph Mag’s Most Wanted Babes
July 08, 2009 by
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Keeley Hazell, Emily Scott, and Rachael Neiberding pose in bikinis for Ralph Magazine’s Most Wanted Babes. They say they grow um large in Texas, but when it comes to Kelley Hazell & Co, they grow um large and round outside of the States…
Why Moms Should Not Ride Dirtbikes, Especially Into Grandmas In Wheelchairs
July 08, 2009 by
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If you’re a mom who’s never rode a dirt-bike before, 55 is not the right age to start learning how… Especially when your mom is watching you learn from the comfort of her wheelchair, at a distance of three feet.
Props to the reassuring guy, “yea, yea, everyones...
Michael Bay Made Megan Fox Wash His Ferrari During Transformers Audition
July 08, 2009 by
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There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and...
Kevin Federline Pulls A Jessica Simpson, Gains 85 Lbs
July 08, 2009 by
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Living off of Britney Spears’ monthly cash installments, Kevin Federline is showing the world that men can do what women have been doing for decades. The New York Post reports,
Britney Spears has put ex-hubby Kevin Federline on a diet because he’s gained a whopping 85...
Banned’s Massive Stacy Keibler Bikini And Lingerie Gallery
July 07, 2009 by
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Background:
Stacy Keibler was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland where she began taking jazz, ballet, and tap dancing lessons at the age of three.
Her talent, her technique, and her stunning pair of legs were enough to begin her career at just 18 years-old.
Credentials:
Baltimore...
Unusually Small People Call For Ban Of The Word ‘Midget’
July 06, 2009 by
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“The sub-species is created in midget-mills and survives off a strict diet of sugar packets and Keebler brand cookies…”
After contestants in an April episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice created a detergent ad called “Jesse James and the Midgets,”...
Slide Fail
July 06, 2009 by
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6 Chicks You Dated in Highschool (mademan)
12 Awesome GIFs (thechive)
Kim Kardashian in a Bikini with Some Hot Meat (drunkenstepfather)
Blonde Chick Dancing Around (ejb)
The Great Male Survey 2009 (askmen)
Little Kid Almost Falls of a Cliff (evilchili)
A Movie About Boning a...
Hot Girl + Golf + Beer = Do Want
July 02, 2009 by
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I’m still struggling to determine whether or not this is a legitimate shot or if there is some post production foul play going on. I guess at the end of the day, it really isn’t worth spending time examining the ball-to-bottle impact when examining the blondie’s...
The Star Mangled Banner: 6 Mind Deafeningly Awesomely Terrible Renditions Of The US National Anthem
July 02, 2009 by
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Similar lists have been made, but I needed to compile my own because every one I have seen includes Roseanne being obnoxious, and omits the complete audio file of Carl Lewis butchering the United States’ National Anthem – which is, in my opinion, the cornerstone of any Star...
The Star Mangled Banner: 6 Mind Deafening Awesomely Terrible Renditions Of The US National Anthem
July 02, 2009 by
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I’ve seen similar lists done before but I needed to compile my own because other lists include Roseanne and omit the complete audio file of Carl Lewis butchering the United States’ National Anthem – which is essential.
Because July 4th is right around the corner, I wear...
Matt Damon Does Matthew McConaughey, And Not In The Ass Like You Might Expect
July 02, 2009 by
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Believe it or not, good actor Matt Damon is/was buddies with not so good actor Matthew McConaughey (though I’ll admit, he deserves a nod for his part in Tropic Thunder).
The time the pair spent together consisted primarily of taking their shirts off and oiling each others bodies...
Somehow This Makes Perfect Sense
June 29, 2009 by
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Comic Writer Searched By TSA For Carrying Script About Writer Under Suspicion By TSA
June 28, 2009 by
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Comics writer Mark Sable was intensively searched by the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) after they found a script in his possession about a writer who gets detained and intensively searched for writing a comic about terrorism that seems to predict real terrorist events...
Quarterback Spikes Ball Into His Nuts
June 28, 2009 by
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If You’re Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty, a punch to the face by the opposing team, and you spiking the football into...
Kelly Brook In A Bikini Because That’s Really All She Wears…
June 23, 2009 by
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Low Quality Kelly Brook Bikini Pics match the quality of her acting - Arizona - June 23, 2009
Don’t Do It Emo Bunny!
June 22, 2009 by
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Put down the butter knife emo bunny…
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Barack Obama’s In The Doghouse
June 22, 2009 by
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Barack Obama is in the doghouse.
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After electing not to bestow United States President and 2009 commencement speaker Barack Obama with a coveted ASU honorary...
Your Favorite Movies Made Better By Dumb And Dumber
June 18, 2009 by
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Dumb & Dumber 2 would have been much better if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in it, if the Farrelly Brothers directed it, if it was written by someone else, if it wasn’t a sequel etc etc…
If it were possible to go back and change any of Dumb & Dumber 2’s shortcomings...
You Favorites Movies Made Better By Dumb And Dumber
June 18, 2009 by
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Dumb & Dumber 2 would have been much better if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in it, if the Farrelly Brothers directed it, if it was written by someone else, if it wasn’t a sequel etc etc…
If it were possible to go back and change any of Dumb & Dumber 2’s shortcomings...
Banned’s Big Gisele Bundchen Bikini Gallery
June 18, 2009 by
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You landed on this page, and given the title, I’ll assume you don’t want to hear about how Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen is married to Tom Brady or how in 2002 she was the target of a PETA anti-fur campaign (thank you wikipedia).
That said, below you’ll find...
FilmBums Comic Review: Observe & Report
June 17, 2009 by
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