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Bawful (Not) Doin' Work: Weekend Watch
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I can't believe I was alive when this picture was taken. It's Friday! Since the powers that be at ABC decided to no longer celebrate this with Family Matters or Boy Meets World, I guess we're stuck watching basketball. Darn. Hopefully talking about it in the comments of...
Least Best of the Night: November 19, 2009
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Note: above image is 23.9% more humorous whenaccompanied with this sound effect. Amare Stoudemire: If you are wondering how the Suns gave up a fourth quarter lead and lose to the Charlotte Sting Hornets, you can point the finger at Sun Tzu. Amare Stoudemire ended with 23 points, but...
Bawful After Dark - November 19, 2009
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BAD.Good evening everyone, and welcome to our second night of the BAD feature! (Oh, how I love that acronym) Please take advantage of the comments section to talk about tonight's games, and also we appreciate feedback about what you like and don't like about BAD. We are here...
My new favorite quote of all time
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This has nothing to do with this post, but it was the best picture Ifound while doing a Google image search for "Ron Artest crazy."Ron Artest, on throwing Trevor Ariza’s shoe in the stands:"Well what happened was…obviously I didn't know his shoe would come off...
Taken for granted
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I know it's hard, but try to enjoy this...Note: Last night at my pickup league, I suffered my 278th busted lip and what might have been a mild concussion (which might explain why I spent the next several hours feeling nauseous and woozy). As a result, I couldn't spend my usual...
Bawful After Dark - November 18, 2009
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Mr. Bawful has empowered me to try something new here and give you guys a quick preview of all the games going on tonight. This way you'll know what to look for when you're watching the games, and so you'll have a place to comment on the action as it's happening or...
Worst of the Night: by Doctor Victor Von Doom
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Kneel, mortal fools.Hello, fools. I, Victor Von Doom, Doctor, have conquered Basketbawful. I will now provide my own matchless rendition of Worst of the Night.LeBron James: So..."King James" had 31 points and 12 assists. Bah. There is only one true king, and that is Doom...
Worst of the Night: November 16, 2009
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Clearly this was not what Stephen Jackson had in mind whenhe said he was "made for the playoffs and championships."Allen Iverson: Three games. The Allen Iverson Experiment in Memphis lasted only three games before Iverson left the team for "personal reasons," which...
Worst of the Weekend: Winless Weekend edition
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The New Jersey Nyets: The NBA's only winless team remained winless (0-9) after scoring only 72 points on 32 percent shooting against the Magic in Orlando. They have now officially wrested the title of "Worst Team in the League" away from the Clippers. At this point, every...
Worst of the Night: November 12, 2009 - Shaqtastic Edition
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Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.Welcome to a Shaqtastic Edition of Worst of the Night! Yes, that's right, the Shaq that's been collecting the "best" "Your Mom" from his 2.5 million Twitter followers for the past month. The Shaq who's been employed...
Thursday afternoon man love
8 days ago by
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This picture of 'Sheed getting caught with his boyfriend was sent in by the great Gergo.This glistening mess of arms, legs and sweaty man love was sent in by the mysterious Mguard.This fun little game of "just the tip" was sent in by the sensational Stephanie G.
Word of the Day: 20-10-50 guy
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Zach ponders the grim certainty of yet another 20-10-50 season.20-10-50 guy (twen'-te ten fif'-te gi) noun. A professional basketball player who has averaged at least 20 points and 10 rebounds or assists for a single season, and whose team lost at least 50 games.Usage example...
Worst of the Night: November 10, 2009
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The mere thought of playing against the Wizards Generals is reason enough for self-man-love to present itself.Note: With Basketbawful himself unavoidably detained, I am making my WotN debut, with Chris chiming in for a couple quotes and providing the usual lacktion report.The Washington...
Space aliens...will wonder where humans went astray.
10 days ago by
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I don't know what conspiracy has piqued theorists more in the last two decades - crop circles, or the Ewing Frozen Envelope. Then again, how would we know when the world of flattened wheat rarely intersects with that of the Association?Notice I said "rarely," as opposed...
Worst of the Night: November 9, 2009
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Sometimes 146 -- as in points given up -- really is the lonliest number.The Philadelphia 76ers: The Sixers got what seemed like a pretty favorable matchup last night: the Suns on the second game of back-to-backs at the tail end of a five-game Eastern Conference road trip. Phill even...
Worst of the Weekend: No Answer To Be Found Edition
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The Washington Wizards: Health isn't the problem for the Wizards this season...they just aren't very good. In fact, they're just plain bad. How bad? Let me put it this way: the Pacers barely shot 40 percent from the field and still bet the Wizards Generals by 16 points...
Five quarters and a full moon: River City bawful!
14 days ago by
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So...I survived opening night at the Most Outdated Arena In The History Of The Universe. You might know that one, the local auditorium dating back to Fred Flintstone, Greg Oden's long-forgotten youth, and the viable dirigible transport industry...no modern amenities such as individual...
Worst of the Night: November 5, 2009
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And this is the guy who committed the foul...The Cleveland Craboliers: The Crabs -- who were 40-2 in Cleveland last season -- have already lost two home games in four tries this season, despite a) having the reigning MVP and Coach of the Year, and b) adding a former MVP, four-time...
Super(man) Worst of the Night Extra
15 days ago by
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Dwight Howard is known as Superman. His biceps have biceps filled with real leprechauns. When he flexes, people die. And yet a skeezy porn star named Mary Carey dissed him for a member of N'Sync. But not Justin Timberlake. She picked this guy. And no, I am not even remotely kidding...
Pat Morita is in hell, er, Sacramento
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Important note: All three of the people in this picture chose to be here. That is all.I received this picture in an e-mail from Basketbawful reader Adrian titled "Mr. Miyagi rues lack of Kings D." Here's what Adrian had to say:I've been a reader for a long time but...
Worst of the Night: November 4, 2009
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Grant apparently caught of whiff of something nasty?Ah, it's probably just the standard old man stank.The Phoenix Suns: Sure, they were missing Leandro Barbosa (sore right wrist), but the Magic were minus two former All-Stars: Rashard Lewis (suspension) and Vince Carter (sprained...
Worst of the Night: Quick Hits Edition
16 days ago by
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The first thing I thought when I saw this picture was"White Chicks & Gang Signs." But maybe that's just me.My Ghostbusters costume won me tickets to the Bucks-Bulls game last night, so I spent my evening drinking at the World Famous Billy Goat Tavern & Grill and...
Was Delonte West preparing for a zombie apocalypse?
17 days ago by
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Maybe Delonte can be in the sequel: "Zombieland 2: Looking Behind Our Back"Breaking news: Delonte West has been indicted on six weapons offenses stemming from a September incident in which he was arrested on the Capital Beltway in Washington D.C. with three loaded guns and...
Worst of the Night: November 2, 2009
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Don't expect the smiling to continue if Lionel Hollinskeeps bringing The Not Answer off the bench.The New Jersey Nyets: Last night, the Nyets (still winless!) had a stretch between the third and fourth quarters during which they went 10 minutes without scoring a single point. During...
The Onion versus the Clippers
18 days ago by
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I've gotten enough comments and e-mails to justify posting this wonderful piece of journalistic satire. Now watch as The Onion lays complete and utter waste to the team that is who we thought they were.
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