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Something Tells Me Matt Forte’s Touches Will Go Up Next Season
And not just because he’s got a huge plastic gun.
According to John “Moon” Mullin of CSN Chicago, Chester Taylor could be done as a Bear…already. If this is indeed true, Forte will be sharing the load with Garrett Wolfe (if he sticks), Kahlil Bell (if he stays healthy), Harvey Unga (if he can leapfrog off [...]
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February 08, 2011
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Your 2011 Chicago Bears Free Agency Preview
Is it actually possible that Olin Kreutz has played his last game as a Bear? Well, shoot; what am I supposed to do with my AIM moniker “2LiveKreutz” now?
For the sake of organization, we’ve broken this preview up into three sections: Bears unrestricted free agents, Bears restricted free agents, and other team’s unrestricted and restricted [...]
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February 08, 2011
If Bill Murray Shoves You For Being A Packers Fan, No One Will Ever Believe You
Legend has it, if you ever encounter Bill Murray and you’re alone, he could possibly do something entirely ******* weird and mock you and your bewilderment with “No one will ever believe you.” So when Murray allegedly pushed a Packers fan in his back for cheering a play last Sunday, the Pack fan allegedly got [...]
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January 29, 2011
Jay Cutler Has Obviously Given Up On Kristen Cavillari
I mean, just look at that body language; the dead eyes, the crossed-off body, the half frown. Jay Cutler is clearly quitting on his woman.
Okay, so now that the dust has settled, I’ve had some time to reflect, and my blood is less boiled and not jam-packed with 1% alcohol, I must add one last [...]
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January 29, 2011
Lovie Smith Will Be Back, To Talk Us All To Sleep
The amicable and well-mannered Bears head coach is on the verge of receiving a contract extension. Lovie Smith, who has led the Bears to three NFC North titles, two NFC Championship games and one Super Bowl in seven years, will likely re-up in the next few weeks.
Smith has caught much flack since after the Bears’ [...]
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January 25, 2011
Jay Cutler Should Have Just “Shot That Up With A Needle”
If you were anything like me, you were probably wondering why Jay Cutler didn’t come back into the NFC Championship game today. If you were like Asante Samuel, you just think he should have shot that problem knee up, Boobie Miles style.
Per Eagles cornerback Asante Samuel’s Twitter: “Man shoot that [expletive] up with a needle. [...]
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January 24, 2011
Bears-Packers, As Told By Al Pacino, As Told By Carl Kasell
For those of you who were starting to worry that the upcoming Bears-Packers NFC Championship game wasn’t quite receiving its due hype, WBEZ in Chicago brings you legendary NPR broadcaster Carl Kasell reciting the famous “Any Given Sunday” speech.
It’s kind of like your grandma quoting 2 Live Crew, at the one part where Kasell so [...]
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January 22, 2011
Does This Make Clay Matthews A More Steroid-Pumped Shawn Michaels?
From our brilliant friend David Taylor, comes this: Izzy Idonije and Julius Peppers as the iconic WWF tag team Demolition Legends of Doom. Why, of course.
Ed. Note: Clearly, our view counter is out of whack, cuz we’d totally have at least 35 views by now.
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January 21, 2011
Wherein We Attempt To Make Sense Of The Bears-Packers Hype
The Bears host the Packers this Sunday to decide who will play for a sparkly Super Bowl ring. And people just can’t stop talking about it. Could this be the greatest Bears game ever?
It’s been 70 years since the two teams last met in the playoffs, which means they’ve never even played one and another [...]
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January 20, 2011
Jay Cutler’s Playoff Beard Will Lead Us Past Seattle
Green Bay’s win over Philly guaranteed that Marshawn Lynch and his beast mode run (you know, the one where he literally carried the Seahawks past the Saints by…uh, literally carrying the Saints through the end zone) would be visiting Chicago on Sunday. I would be worried, if it weren’t for that oh-so-soothing growth on Jay [...]
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January 12, 2011
NAR, NAR, NAR! Win A Bears Playoff Ticket, Y’All!
Our friends at ChiCitySports.com want to give YOU, yes, YOU, a free Bears playoff ticket! And all you have to do is order 43 FREE magazines…and then, ideally, forget to opt out a month later. No, actually I’m told it’s far less skeezier than that. Hurry over to ChiCitySports.com to find out how to win.
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January 07, 2011
Will This Fat Packers Fan Eat An Entire Pig In Mourning Or Celebration?
With just a little less than one full quarter remaining, the Bears trail the Pack by a touchdown. Ironically, the Giants really want us to win, while Green Bay’s defense insists on playing like these Giants did in Week Four. To say it’s getting ugly would be a tremendous understatement.
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January 02, 2011
Brian Urlacher Is Less Than A 90 In Madden NFL 11, And Three Other Bears-Madden Tidbits
Thanks to OperationSports.com and the nifty idea of bringing a video-taping device to Madden test-screenings, we now know who the will be the top 10 players at each position in Madden NFL 11.
Julius Peppers is a 95, Lance Briggs a 92, and Robbie Gould is a 95 and the best kicker in the NFC. [...]
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June 23, 2010
Alex Brown Gets Booted From Bears Practice
In news that would have been more interesting one year ago, Alex Brown was escorted from Halas Hall this morning by security personnel. You see, it goes against the collective bargaining agreement for players to visit facilities of teams they’re not a part of. Kick you of Chicago once, shame on them; kick you out [...]
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June 22, 2010
What’s Happened To Blog Down, Chicago Bears?
Days between updates? Missing features? A general lack of Bears información? Just what the hell is happening to this site? Questions answered after the jump. Oh, and we’re looking for new writers.
Before I get started with this quick, maybe semi-rushed State of the Blogish address, let me assure you: We’re not shutting it down. In [...]
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June 21, 2010
Muhsin Muhammad To Bears: “Prove Me Wrong”, Richard Dent Talks Super Bowl Versus Stanley Cup, And Zack Bowman’s Playing Well
Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Tuesday and Thursday, now, Wednesday. [...]
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June 16, 2010
Listening On An Airplane: Mike Ditka Does It
From Deadspin — where, by the way, I’m still not qualified to comment — comes this strange video of Da Coach becoming aggravated by some stupid, non-Super-Bowl-winners’ lack of listening skills. “They say don’t get off the plane; everybody gets off the plane! Bunch of idiots!”
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June 16, 2010
I Bet You: Matt Forte’s Carries Total
We don’t really understand betting. But, we like it. And while sites like Sports Interaction provide enthusiasts and novices a place for legitimate NFL betting — you know, stuff like head-to-head matchups and playoff winners — we wanted to occasionally visit just Bears contentions and, then, become are own oddsmakers.
Okay, so what really is the [...]
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June 15, 2010
Jay Cutler Sings Seventh-Inning Stretch And Blackhawks’ Praises, Matt Forte Rediscovers Burst, And Kyle Orton To Start
Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This [...]
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June 14, 2010
Reviewing The 2006 NFL Draft Of NFC North Teams
So, how did these drafts work out? Fansided blog NFL Mocks did the review, and it went remarkably well for the Packers and Vikings. The Lions? Not so much. Their grade of C+ for a Bears draft which landed us Devin Hester, Danieal Manning, Mark Anderson, some other guys, and this douche to your left [...]
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June 11, 2010
Shockingly, Roberto Garza ISN’T Up For “Favorite Super Bun”
Roberto Garza is nominated for “Favorite Athlete” in the 4th Annual American Latino TV Awards. Note: I said “favorite” and not “best”, as it is likely neither Garza nor the seven-years retired Rebecca Lobo would have made that cut.
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June 11, 2010
Bears Take Out Newspaper Ad To Commemorate Blackhawks Win
To friendly remind Chicagoans that they still exist, the Bears took out a full-page ad in the Chicago Tribune half-congratulating the Hawks on their Stanley Cup championship and half-seizing the opportunity for good PR. The ad reads: “Congratulations, Blackhawks on winning the Cup. We’ll look for the bowl to match.” Rex Ryan’s cave should be [...]
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June 10, 2010
Starting Left Guard Battle Down To Two, Craig Steltz’s Eternal(?) Life As A Backup, And Moose Calling It Quits
Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This [...]
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June 10, 2010
Bears Reserve Parking For Sober Fans A.K.A. Weirdoooos
The Bears are setting aside about 100 parking spaces outside Soldier Field specifically for family-friendly tailgating, or what I like to call “utter ridiculousness.” Do you know why everybody gets shitfaced while tailgating? Because it costs a staggering $460 for a 10-game parking pass, that’s why. But, I do hope you’ll enjoy your $11.50-per-person fee [...]
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June 09, 2010
Predicting Madden 11’s Chicago Bears Player Ratings
Madden ratings: they do more than just maintain order in this sometimes crazy, mixed up hierarchical NFL. They give us all another reason to be really immature. “Dude, have you seen Hester’s awareness rating? He is SO gonna make Al Harris ball up into the fetal position!!” For that, I can’t wait another week or [...]
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June 08, 2010
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