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The Vancouver Sun called Jordan Subban the 'dark guy in the middle' in a photograph

The Vancouver Sun referred to Jordan Subban as the 'dark guy in the middle' in a photograph. Truly not the worst thing you'll read this week.Absolute classlessness from @VancouverSun calling Jordan Subban the 'dark guy in the middle'. Someone's getting fired pic.twitter.com/QWsxU75W8r— Jacob Noseworthy (@JacobNoseworthy) September 24, 2014But, forced to apologize. And you might...
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Breaking: Keyshawn Johnson literally has no heart

Keyshawn Johnson...literally has no heart. [M. Funtime Investigations]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Must see: 8-yr-old Adam Bender ... the one-legged baseball player from Kentucky

8-yr-old Adam Bender is a one-legged baseball player from Kentucky. One of several kids who plays catcher in Southeastern's rookie league at Veterans Park, Adam was diagnosed with cancer as a 1-year-old and had his left leg amputated. Adam doesn't use a prosthesis and only uses crutches when he reaches base for the Astros.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email...
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Video: Dale Decker Suffers from 100 Orgasms per Day

Vlogger, "A heartbroken man suffers from 100 orgasms each day - but does not enjoy a single one. Dale Decker is the first man to ever speak publicly about Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome - a condition he developed in September 2012 when he slipped a disc in his back while getting out of a chair. On his way to the hospital he suffered his first five orgasms and has been given...
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Derek Jeter's Derek Jeter Top 10 Career Highlights, Performed by Plastic Toys

Derek Jeter Top 10 Career Highlights, as done by plastic toys. Which some might say is no different than the real ones.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Eagles players (both white) are ice tubbing together again

Eagles white nose tackle Beau Allen tweeted out this picture of himself and white linebacker Connor Barwin bathing together.The team that bathes together, stays together @ConnorBarwin98 #farmerstan pic.twitter.com/lPYpFAJd9S— Beau Allen (@Beau_Allen) September 23, 2014Not enough man tub for you? Here's some old video.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Chiefs owner Clark Hunt has a 3-floor, 6-bedroom suite at Arrowhead Stadium

Chiefs owner Clark Hunt has a three-floor, six-bedroom suite at Arrowhead Stadium.No, seriously. That's what this is.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

FAIL: 35 Ways Not To Use Your Exercise Ball

35 Ways Not To Use Your Exercise Ball Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

FAIL: Proposed design of Golden St. Warriors arena makes it look like a toilet

Proposed design of Golden St. Warriors arena makes it look like a big ole toilet. [h/t SOB]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

If you picked all 15 NFL games correctly this weekend on a $5 bet, how much did you win?

A. $57,935Some dude named Rex picked all 15 NFL games correctly this weekend on a $5 dollar at the William Hill sports book at the Edgewater Hotel & Casino in Laughlin, Nevada. Intrigue Sports adds:Rex hedged his wager on the Bears, by also betting on the Jets to win straight-up Monday night.“He told the ticket writer that he would have hedged for more, but he had no idea he...
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Esiason: Keyshawn spawned diva class of WRs; Tattling like crack cocaine to Michael Kay

Yesterday, Boomer Esiason explained why the diminutive Chrebet was an NFL success, taking a shot at ESPN's Keyshawn 'Tin Man' Johnson at the same time. “I just hated the fact that Keyshawn Johnson called him the mascot of the Jets,” Boomer said. “Totally disrespectful. If you put Keyshawn Johnson and Wayne Chrebet in a room together and you looked at the guys, you’d say,...
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Stating the Obvious, Keith Olbermann Says Derek Jeter Isn't The Greatest Player Ever

Keith Olberman: Derek Jeter Isn't The Greatest Player Ever. No ****, Sherlock.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Worrying just enough, Keyshawn Johnson went on the Michael Kay show for the Boomer Esiason counterattack

Earlier today Boomer Esiason compared Wayne Chrebet to Keyshawn Johnson:“I just hated the fact that Keyshawn Johnson called him the mascot of the Jets,” Boomer said. “Totally disrespectful. If you put Keyshawn Johnson and Wayne Chrebet in a room together and you looked at the guys, you’d say, ‘OK, who’s gonna be the better player?’ You would say that Keyshawn Johnson...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Mike Francesa read Mets fans tweets, laughed

Mike Francesa read Mets fans tweets today...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Jeeze, Mars Hill Lion RB Marquez Williams Put His Head Down, Almost Killed a Defender

Mars Hill Lion running back Marquez Williams did this.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

ESPN's Keyshawn Johnson Calls Boomer Esiason 'Trash' After Having his Heart Questioned

Retired New York receiver Wayne Chrebet will be inducted into the Jets’ Ring of Honor during halftime on December 1 when the Jets host the Dolphins at MetLife Stadium. WFAN's Boomer Esiason explained why the diminutive Chrebet was an NFL success.“I just hated the fact that Keyshawn Johnson called him the mascot of the Jets,” Boomer said. “Totally disrespectful. If you put...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

911 Call: 2 students, woman says Rob Bironas tried to run her off road

A woman says Rob Bironas tried to run her and her husband off the road before his fatal crash. (911 call below, via B&C) Now? Two students say he tried the same with them.Two Belmont students say former Titans kicker Rob Bironas threatened to kill them and sideswipe the truck they were in before confronting a man and woman in another car and trying to run their vehicle off the...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

The Eagles have, by far, the most white guys in the NFL

The Philadelphia Eagles lead the NFL in white guys. The Texans are second. The Bills have the most black players - but that's a close race.Now move on to race by position. Make your guesses first.Height, weight, and a whole hell of a lot more in The Unofficial 2014 NFL Player Census.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Hope Solo, facing domestic violence charges, will continue to play for the USWNT

We reported over the weekend that Hope Solo, facing domestic violence charges, continues to play for the USWNT. Fine by us - if there's no conviction...there's no crime. ''Hope is not guilty of any crime,'' her attorney Todd Maybrown said in an email to The AP following her arrest. ''In fact, our investigation reveals that Hope was assaulted and injured during this unfortunate incident...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Tea bag...Phil Simms almost swallowed an entire one

Phil Simms almost swallowed an entire tea bag. [Barstool Sports]3 double bagged cups of Bigelow Organic Green Tea at 1pm on is brilliant stuff.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Dell Rapids (SD) low extra point Cansecoed good off opponent's helmet

During the second quarter of Friday's game against Milbank (South Dakota) High School, Dell Rapids High School managed to overcome a low extra-point attempt. Because the ball careened off the helmet of an unfortunate Milbank players helmet.Cansecoed some might say.....It's just not your night. Dell Rapids went on to win by a score of 51-0.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Mark Wahlberg left Bob Kraft hanging so Tom Brady photochopped himself to the rescue

Mark Wahlberg left Bob Kraft hanging Sunday. Tom Brady came to the rescue today.Post by Tom Brady.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

144 were 'Heismanned' in the Boomer & Carton Knockout Pool ... They forgot to vote .....

Last year, Boomer & Carton called on The Heisman Trophy Trust to revoke Mike Francesa's voting rights. Today, 144 people were knocked out of their NFL Knockout pool because they forgot to vote. Heismanned.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

WFAN's Harris Allen is shocked Mike Francesa is unaware of the Jewish holiday

WFAN sports anchor Harris Allen is shocked Mike Francesa is unaware of the upcoming Jewish holiday, Rosh Hashanah.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss

Idiots Apparently Paying $410 Bucks for Mint Derek Jeter Game Used Socks

Derek Jeter is perhaps the most clutch performer to ever don the pinstripes and consistently coming up big in big spots. (What?)Jeter continues to produce at a staggering clip getting more than 3000 hits racking up countless awards and accolades and breaking records on what seems to be a nightly basis.This Derek Jeter product is guaranteed authentic and an accompanying tamper-evident...
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September 23, 2014  |  Discuss
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