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Texas Tech Would Like To Lose Please

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="No talking...but crab hats are still in play"][/caption] Almost everyone reported on, talked about or texted a link about the stupidity wafting out of Lubbock, Texas yesterday. That stupidity stemmed from the idea to be silent while visiting rival, Texas, had the football in the upcoming prime-time ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  September 17, 2010
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Old News Monday Dump

[caption id="attachment_5536" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="If you'd like to see some boobies, raise your hands!"][/caption] The Lions beat the Bears on Sunday.  You know it, I know it, Jay Cutler's diabetes damn sure knows it.  Still, the NFL is in the dark.  Won't some intellectual, well-spoken Lions' fan take to YouTube to ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  September 13, 2010
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Gentlemen, Start Your Ridiculing

This video was posted about two weeks ago and has nearly 2-million views on YouTube, but it still makes me laugh every time I watch so here it is just in case someone out there hasn't seen it.  I have zero information about the game, the player or the teams. ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  September 08, 2010
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Nike Again Asserts Authority Over College Football

[caption id="attachment_5530" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Are they running away from the explosions and loud noises?"][/caption] Last season, Nike unveiled their 'Pro Combat' line by enlisting ten schools to wear special, custom made uniforms.  The reaction from the fans was nothing short of...underwhelming.  If 'Nike Pro Combat' had a movie poster, these are ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  September 01, 2010
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Telegraphed Tuesday Dump-Out

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="315" caption="Hello, fantasy sleeper"][/caption] Gentleman, I need absolute quiet for this very important news bulletin.  DEEP FRIED BEER!   Manny is now with the Chicago White Sox, not the Tampa Rays as I predicted would happen.  Usually, I'd not report stories that prove me wrong, but Manny+Ozzie Guillen is ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 30, 2010
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Jim Furyk: Hero for the Everyman

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="299" caption="The epitome of 'just some dude'."][/caption] With all the 'Tiger making an ass of himself' that's been going on in the PGA lately, it's easy to overlook another story that's been developing for years, but just recently reached a crescendo.  Jim Furyk, golfer...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 26, 2010
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Topical Tuesday Dumperator

[caption id="attachment_5523" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Hahahahahaha...pump."][/caption] Jay Mariotti was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence and released on bail.  Thankfully, blogger-types who Mariotti likely despises and feels are irrelevant are around to throw his own words back in his face.  IN. HIS.  MotherF*ckin'.  FACE.  There's still one place...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 23, 2010
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The Week in Links Dump

[caption id="attachment_5520" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="She's stand-offish now, but just wait until the end of that bottle."][/caption] Tyreke Evans plays golf worse than Charles Barkley.  A bold claim, I know, but the video don't lie.  Unlike that video Saundra showed me yesterday.  That ain't me with Denise...SAUNDRA.  They do crazy things with ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 19, 2010
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Percy Harvin Steals Spotlight At Vikings Camp

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="273" caption="Harvin harvin harvin harvin Favre...damn it."][/caption] Percy Harvin has been in an off-season headline contest with Brett Favre...all off-season long...derp.  He missed time at training camp after a death in the family and then stayed away while complaining of migraine headaches.  Meanwhile, Favre was playing up his ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 19, 2010
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FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="432" caption="FAVRE! Favre, Favre Favre."][/caption] Favre favre favre favre favre.  Favre favre favre, favre favre favre favre favre.  Favre favre?  Favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre.  Favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre favre.  Favre favre favre Longwell favre favre favre favre ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 19, 2010
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Mike Leach’s Next Opponent: The Mute Button

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="502" caption="I'm predicting a strong season for the mute button."][/caption] Mike Leach didn't receive another coaching job since being run out of Texas Tech last year, so he's decided to do what all unemployed coaches do.  That is, of course, head into television.  At least Leach had some ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 16, 2010
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The Cubs Even Suck At Being Rivals

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="423" caption="This picture, like the World Series, doesn't feature the Cubs."][/caption] The Reds and Cardinals aren't particularly historical rivals.  The Reds have been in the bottom half of the NL Central more often than not in the past 20 years and the Cardinals have often been competing for ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 11, 2010
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Let’s Go Dumping Tuesday Style

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="The commercial on TV when I chose this image said: "They're never too big for something sweet". Seems to fit."][/caption] Jeff Van Gundy predicted that the Heat will break the record for wins in a season, which was set by Jordan's Bulls and is 72 wins ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 09, 2010
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Brian Cushing Doesn’t Respect Your Intellect

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="514" caption="Even that picture tested positive for HGH."][/caption] Houston Texans linebacker Brian Cushing never tested positive for steroids or HGH, but he is a two-time recipient of the Bill Romanowski award, which is given to the football player most likely to be on PEDs.  Cushing also tested positive ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 09, 2010
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Ummmmm…WHAT?!?

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Isiah demonstrates the public reaction to news he's advising the Knicks."][/caption] Isiah Thomas' five-year reign with the Knicks, which included stints as President of Basketball Operations and Head Coach, is arguably the worst stretch in franchise history.  Zeke was only successful in running one of the most ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 06, 2010
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Big-Booty Semi-Celeb Traded In For Cuban Version

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="515" caption="As usual, the original is better than the sequel. "][/caption] Meet Mayra Veronica, or as Reggie Bush affectionately refers to her, Kim 2.  Mayra and Reggie are reportedly in a relationship, although Facebook has yet to confirm. I, for one, say good for Reggie.  He lost a gorgeous ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 06, 2010
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And Here’s This Thursday Dump

[caption id="attachment_5497" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="That one is also sexual."][/caption] The excuses are wearing thin, I know, but I was loopy for a couple days after I heard that there were Brett Favre **** shots out there.  Speaking of which, this list of ten reasons why Favre might have sent those pics ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 05, 2010
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Ozzie Guillen Would Like Some Attention, Please

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="If the ump could understand a word of what Ozzie says, he'd really be upset."][/caption] The Chicago White Sox are on top for the moment in the AL Central, but no one has really been paying much attention to them or, more specifically, their manager.  Ozzie Guillen ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 02, 2010
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Go Getta Monday Dump-o-Rama

[caption id="attachment_5492" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="What a shocker! HA!"][/caption] Here's Mark Cuban's music video debut in someone named Dorrough's 'Get Big' video.  Is that something you might be interested in?  Me neither.   Speaking of terrible rap songs, Flo Rida decided to muster up the energy to rape the game once again.  This ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  August 02, 2010
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WTF: Texas Rangers Edition

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The Rangers are likely still paying one of these guys."][/caption] By now, you've probably heard about the horrible financial crisis the Rangers have been involved in for the past...I don't know...years.  Nolan Ryan and some attorney from Pittsburgh had a deal in place to purchase the club ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 29, 2010
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Bout Damn Time Thursday Dump

[caption id="attachment_5487" align="aligncenter" width="342" caption="After the new uniforms came in, women's track became the biggest revenue sport at the university."][/caption] *rolls out of bed* Welp, I guess I should go ahead and get started on the ol' link dump.  I slept a little late today...****, it's Thursday already?  I hope somebody ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 29, 2010
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Amar’e Stoudemire, The Hebrew Hammer

[caption id="attachment_5484" align="aligncenter" width="473" caption="Amar'e clearly has much to learn about being Jewish"][/caption] So Amar'e Stoudemire is embracing the Jewish faith now.  Maybe that has something to do with the superfluous apostrophe that showed up in his name awhile back?  Yes?  No?  You'll soon learn I know very little of Judaism ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 28, 2010
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NFL Asks Players To Read Before It’s Too Late

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="Based on the list of symptoms, my girlfriend gets a concussion once a month."][/caption] First off, let me apologize for the lack of content lately.  I could just tell you that Robbie is a lazy ******* and we could all nod knowingly together for a few moments ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 27, 2010
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Dez Bryant Signs Contract So He Can Holdout

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="298" caption="What's he running towards? Dollar bills."][/caption] Dez Bryant became the first 2010 first-round pick in the NFL to sign a contract Thursday when he inked a deal with the Dallas Cowboys, reportedly for nearly $12-million over 5 years.  With $8.3 million guaranteed, Bryant is set to ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 23, 2010
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Well, Hello Wednesday Dump

[caption id="attachment_5476" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The recession has hit her so hard she can't afford the rest of her clothes. Yay recession!"][/caption] Let's start this thing off right with not one, but two nutshots, courtesy of MLB.  I'm using implied oral consent to bring these to you, so watch with caution.  I ...
Via Bootlegger Sports  |  July 20, 2010
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