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Marv Albert, 50 Cent Scuffle Backstage at Jimmy Kimmel Live
It doesn’t get much weirder than this — the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Marv Albert and 50 Cent (yes, the real announcer and real rapper) got in a fight (yes, with fists and punches and stuff) backstage while appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. WTF.
As Albert...
This Is What We’re Getting on May 17th, 2010
May 17th is a solid five or six months away (who really keeps track of “dates” and “times” and whatnot, right?) but I think that will mark Brahsome’s 3rd birthday. We’ll probably try and run back MardiBrah again and we’ll probably take crap...
Al Roker’s Sunday Night Football Weather Forecast = Nightmare Fuel
I already posted this over at FanHouse, but it’s worth putting up anywhere I can possibly post it — and as you can note over there, running into the Sunday Night Football weather forecast on the Today show was a TOTAL ACCIDENT. I swear. Anyway, watch this, and then go cry...
My Sperm Is Apparently Worth $40 a Pop
I’ve never donated sperm. (Seriously, I haven’t. Stop looking at me like that.) So how do I know the valuation of each pile of baby batter? Because I visited HowMuchIsMySpermWorth.com, that’s how!
And it turns out, well, I have decent baby-making potential. Provided...
Beck’s ‘Harry Partch’ Mocks Some Douchebag I’ve Never Heard of Before for Mocking Radiohead
Okay, this is one of the sillier musical feuds I’ve ever heard of, but I feel the need to pass it along because it eventually ended up with Beck making a new song called “Harry Partch.”
It’s named that because Partch is the guy who created the 43-tone scale...
South Park’s ‘Minorities’ Song (and Video)
Needless to say, we neither endorse nor condone Eric Cartman’s views on the world. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t laugh last night at this video.
The Fake Pitch Alley-Oop Is Clearly the New Statue of Liberty
Bethel College decided to run the following play in a game. It is the most insane and ridiculous goal line call I have ever seen. Also: surely there’s an easier way to run a fake. I mean the guy was even covered.
This Luke Wilson-AT&T Commercial Doesn’t Seem Hastily Thrown Together at All
AT&T, as you may know, is in a hotly contested media and legal war with Verizon. Most of this, I believe, stems from AT&T wanting to maintain complete control of Apple’s iPhone, despite the fact that AT&T’s national coverage makes Cricket look good.
That...
Widspread Panic Is The Band. Literally
Because these might be my two favorite songs that Widespread could possibly play, and they happened to play them back-to-back recently in Austin. And because it’s sick even if that’s an overstatement.
Clemson’s CJ Spiller Fumbles Against NC State; Officals Blow Call
CJ Spiller took a pitch left during Saturday’s NC State/Clemson pigskin match-up with Clemson leading 24-14 and lost the ball after he was hit. The Wolfpack’s Clem Johnson recovered, but the referees ruled Spiller down. Clemson hurriedly ran their next play, a clear sign...
Clemson’s CJ Spiller Fumbles Against NC State
CJ Spiller took a pitch left during Saturday’s NC State/Clemson pigskin match-up with Clemson leading 24-14 and lost the ball after he was hit. The Wolfpack’s Clem Johnson recovered but the referees ruled Spiller down. Clemson hurriedly ran their next play a clear sign...
Erin Drewes Playboy Spread Coming Soon (That’s ‘Tebow’s Girlfriend’ for Those That Are Confused)
Erin Drewes may not be a name you instantly recognize. But for those curious, she’s the busty looking lady often seen on Tim Tebow’s arm in pictures. However, turns out she’s never dated Tebow, she doesn’t have boobs that are THAT big, and she thinks a little...
Carmen Electra Sex Tape Video (Well, Maybe ‘Leaked Lesbian Make-out Tape’ Is Better)
Carmen Electra has a sex tape! And the video is right below you, in that 550 pixel wide piece of internet thing that makes pictures move. I’m not going to bother telling you that it’s “safe for work” because, well, it’s a sex tape. But I will say that...
How To: Make Your Beer Cold in Two Minutes
I swear I think I’ve heard of this before, which is why I’m not nearly as skeptical about the whole video as a I should be. Plus, we never see the guy’s face in the vid, but he’s British, and therefore inherently trustworthy.
McDonalds on Twitter
I was in Winston-Salem a couple of weeks ago and stopped by a McDonalds to get a McFlurry. While waiting on the illegal alien to mix my ice cream and oreo I noticed a sticker on the drive through window: “Follow us on Twitter.” Really? I understand the new obsession with...
This Bulldog Is Better at Videogames Than You
I mean, the freaking dog comprehends how to ride a skateboard on a video game. WTF. There were a significantly large amount of marijuana plants harmed in this filming.
Will Arnett Joining ‘Parks and Rec’ Cast
Will Arnett, the man who played one of the funniest characters of all time in G.O.B. Bluth, is going to join NBC’s not-quite-a-hit-yet sitcom ‘Parks and Rec’ according to the network.
An NBC spokesperson confirms that Arnett will guest star opposite real-life wife...
Finding Chicken Wings: There’s an App for That
On Sunday night, I wanted wings. However, the only Buffalo Wild Wings (my generic/default choice) is too far away and they insulted me during a fantasy football draft (short version: draft was SPONSORED by B-Dubs and I went there to support the whole thing and they stuck me in a corner...
Best of Craiglist 26: Dead Rats No Smell Good
Dead rat finder and remover
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Zach Galifianakis Takes Conan O’ Brien Between Two Ferns
I realize that tons of people visit Funny or Die everyday, but it’s still kind of scary how unrecognized the “Between Two Ferns” series is. It’s like the funniest thing on television that actually isn’t produced on television. Or something.
Between Two...
Coach K Losing It?
If you follow college basketball at all, you probably heard the nation’s number one prospect, Harrison Barnes, picked UNC over a host of big name programs this past Friday, including the Duke Blue Devils. No surprise, except when you consider Coach K has been in all in on...
The 100 Greatest Quotes From ‘The Wire’
‘The Wire’ is arguably the greatest show of all-time. It’s certainly one of my favorite shows of the decade (for whatever it’s worth, I also listed South Park, 30 Rock, The Office, 24, Lost, Arrested Development, The Shield, Family Guy, and The Sopranos on my...
Kimmy Gibler’s Stink Feet Montage
File this under the “whimsy” department, because, really, since the crystal meth boom slowed down, there isn’t an actually relevant reason to post anything related to Full House. But someone was kind enough to find every single “Kimmy Gibbler stinky feet”...
Bud Adams, Titans Owners, Lets the Double Birds Fly
Bud Adams is a controversial figure, especially in Houston, where most people would be happier if he’d just hurry up and die (he did after all, hijack their football team to Nashville under the cover of dark). Of course, that doesn’t explain why he was shooting the double...
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