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Tru Warier To Barkley : Vernon Maxwell Is A Role Model

TNT went flufftastic on the Lakers F Thursday night, and following clips of Artest hanging out in a recording studio, the TMZ offices and explaining his haircut, Charles Barkley suggested that perhaps the Aubernica brawler would be better served concentrating on hoops. Hours later...
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Boogie Shoes Update : Paulie Go Nuts Is Focused On His True Passion

No, not attending two junior proms in one night. Rather, former Mets backstop / scourge of the Long Island H.S. dating circuit Paul Lo Duca is back in the public eye, prepping for a handicapping analyst gig. From the LA Daily News’ Tom Hoffarth who kids, “Who better to...
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Kay & Sterling – Impervious To The Charms Of Jay-Z & Alicia Keys

Granted, this couldn’t have been the part of Friday’s assignment Michael Kay relished most.  But  either way, he’s absolutely flunked his audition for Hot 97.
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ESPN.com : Scouring The ‘Net’s Most Obscure SItes For The Finest In Reporting

A few days ago, ESPN’s Rob Neyer linked to a CSTB item, and if you don’t think I was thrilled at such acknowledgment, you’ve no idea how easily impressed I am. But that was just a tiny hyperlink. Imagine, if you will, the reactions of Pro Football Talk’s Michael...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2011...
 

Our Great Cultural Exchange WIth Canada : They Gave Us Chuck Biscuits, We Gave Them Charles Oakley

As part of their 15th Anniversary celebrations, the Toronto Raptors honored former PF Charles Oakley Wednesday night, an occasion that has me checking the schedule to see when Doug Christie’s number is being retired. The Globe & Mail’s Michael Grange used the opportunity...
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New Mexico’s Liz Lambert – The New Face Of Women’s College Athletics

If you’re wondering what could possibly cause women’s collegiate soccer highlights to receive more airtime on the overnight “SportsCenter” than the MLS playofs, consider the unique approach of New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert, who might well become the...
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Ratto : LIncecum Must Be Freakishly Bored

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Giants lefty Tim Lincecum has a few more days remaining in his NL Cy Young reign, time he’s likely to spend lying low after today’s revelation he was charged with speeding and marijuana possession last week in Clark County, WA. Finally, a Bay Area icon is busted for PED...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2010...
 

Celebrating The Yankees’ 27th World Title With Typical Grace

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Finally, a ring for Brian Bruney! Sincere congratulations to the New York Yankees and their humble fans on last night’s World Series-clinching 7-3 defeat of the Phillies, a victory that set off wild celebrations…in the executive offices of Modell’s Sporting Goods...
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The Stonecutters’ Influence On Modern Culture Has Waned

As seen on Hudson and Spring earlier today.
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WAC : Why Not Let Don Draper Pick The National Champion?

(above :  the sharpest media manipulator money can buy…in the state of Idaho) OK, that’s not actually what the Western Athletic Conference is advocating. I think. But ESPN’s Graham Watson reports the WAC has enlisted the services of Boise-based PR firm Scott Peyron...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2009...
 

Your 2009-2010 New York Knicks : A Fine Choice For Cheap Dates (Who Hate Baseball)

Well done, James Dolan. Who says the NBA doesn’t care about the working man?
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Grasping At (Curly) Straws : Shaughnessy Says Pedro’s Repping For RSN

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Proving to be almost as thoughtful a columnist as David Wells — who today urged the Yankees to dust off Chase Utley, lest he hit any more home runs to break Reggie’s W.S. mark — the Boston Globe’s Dan Shaughnessy insists Philly’s Game 6 starter Pedro...
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The WaPo’s Ombudsman Is Not Thomas Boswell’s Bud (Man)

Tighter than tight deadlines were in place for Thomas Boswell’s account of World Series Game 4, leaving little time to correct, uh, the sort of typos that appear in almost every one of my CSTB entries, regardless of the time of day. The Washington Post’s resident ombudsman...
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On Friday, The Mohawk Is A Local Shop For Local People

They’re calling the event “Local Music Is Sexy”, though I personally prefer to use the word “sensual”. So consider the following option (before? during? afterwards?) the Shannon & The Clams / Bad Sports / Woven Bones / Harlem bill at Trailer Space...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2008...
 

Someone Is Killing The Great Sue Bird Benefactors Of Eastern Europe

“You expect flamboyant wastefulness and outrageously ****** taste from Russian oligarchs,” wrote David Roth in this very space in March of 2008, “but Shabtai von Kalmanovic isn’t about show horses or dipping random things around his house in platinum or competitive...
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Infamous Felon / Lydon Replacement : Anyone Got An Extra Arsenal Ticket?

This isn’t quite as sensational a story as Alex Ferguson demanding Manchester United fans stop calling Arsene Wenger a pedophile, but that one’s a day old, so this update on the condition of Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs, as culled from the TImes’ “Crime Central...
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Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Gibson On Workload Chatter : Give It A Rest

The Yankees have already sent CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett to the mound on 3 days rest in the 2009 World Series to varying degrees of success — heck, the allegedly gutless Cole Hamels will have to do the same if Philly advances to a seventh game on Thursday night. Tiring of such...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Brett Myers Continues To Pick On The Frail

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Shortly after the Phillies kept their World Series hopes alive with an 8-5 win over the Yankees at CBP, reliever Brett Myers (above) helpfully answered the question, “what sort of absolute cretin would take genuine offense at Cole Hamels bemoaning postseason pressure?“...
>> www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=2007...
 

Winnipeg’s Kelly Flunks Audition For Future Coors Commercial

A few more postgame chats like this, and I might start following the 12 man game on a regular basis.  The CFL has fined Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach Mike Kelly $2000 after a profane discussion was heard on the team’s flagship station after a 48-13 rout at the hands of Montreal...
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