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Non-Political T-Shirt For T.O. To Wear During A Future Press Conference

Absolutely, positively, not part of Reebok’s AFL throwback line.   $11.99 from these savvy businessmen, though if you ask me, they ought to give J.P. Losman a substantial discount.  They couldn’t have done it without him.
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Oakley & Dolan’s Invisible Daughter : Just Good Friends

Though I’ve never been asked who I’d like to dine with if I could choose from any 3 individuals living or dead, I’ve no trouble selecting the trio off the top of my head ; “Iron” Mike Doskocil, the late Laura Carter and former Knicks PF / Charles Oakley...
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Wanted : A Dozen Tickets For LSU/Ole Miss, Anywhere Besides The Sodomite Section

The Daily Revelle’s Xerxes A. Wilson writes the Klu Klux Klan are coming to Oxford, MS for tomorrow’s LSU / Ole Miss clash, and they’re not looking for Jevon Snead’s autograph. Shane Tate, the North Mississippi great titan for the Mississippi White Knights...
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Formerly Toothless Labor Union : Out With The NFL’s Skull Doc

Sorry, I just can’t get enough of using the phrase, “skull doc” Barely a week goes by without the New York Times’ Allan Schwartz reporting on findings that draw ties between NFL head injuries and one-way tickets to Vegetable City. On Friday, Schwartz reports...
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Rock, Chalk, Dump On The (Really Big) Head Jayhawk – Open Season On Mangino, Continued

Not to condone the allegedly abusive behavior of Kansas head coach Mark Mangino — especially the stuff that seems creepily directed at players who come from tough backgrounds — but the large & (at the moment) in charge educator’s methods just happen to be under...
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Ohlmeyer : ESPN’s A Victim Of It’s Own Celebrity

Former NBC exec Don Ohlmeyer is really coming into his own as ESPN’s new ombudsman, particularly if you believe said role oughta to involve shameless shilling for his new employer. “Storytelling at its best…dynamic tales filled with heroes and villians” is...
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Touched By The Hand Of Fraud : Ireland Undone By Henry’s Assist

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MLB’s umpiring crews aren’t alone when it comes to wildly blown calls on a huge stage. The Times’ Tony Cascarino can barely contain his scorn for France’s Thierry Henry, insisting the above incident — which catapulted Le Blues into 2010’s World...
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Time Out! : C-Webb’s Eatery Goes The Way Of Vin Baker’s Saybrook Fish House

Normal service will return to CSTB shortly — you’d be surprised how many people get upset when I try to drive a school bus and blog at the same time. But for now, here’s an unhappy item from the Sacramento Bee’s Bill Lindelof that serves as a reminder the restaurant...
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Denny Green, Jim Mora, Watch & Learn : Miami Of Ohio’s Charlie Coles Is The New Sound Byte King

While I still think Hal McRae is the champ when it comes to answering stupid questions with aplomb, Charlie Coles’ reaction to being asked how his charges blew an 18 point lead to Kentucky Monday night is deserving of  much more glory than mere YouToob/meme status.
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KU’s Mangino Accused Of Throwing His Weight Around

There’s been all kinds of tension of late in Lawrence, KS between the football and basketball programs, and with the University Of Kansas’ No. 1 ranked hoops squad tipping off against Memphis tonight, under normal circumstances, Bill Self’s squad would hog the national...
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Embracing Suckiness As A Selling Point : The Winless New Jersey Nets

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(never let it be said no one cares about the Nets – their recent woes resonate greatly with persons who consider David Wells to be an aesthetic influence) The New York Times’ Ken Belson — possibly the only individual in the tri-state area paying attention to this...
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With A Little More Than A Year On Earth To Spare, Daulton Masters Cyber Machines

Tackling the impending apocalypse with a worldview that makes Jim Hellwig seem postively well grounded by comparison, former Phillies catcher Darren Daulton has finally found a publisher for his eagerly awaited end-of-the-planet tome ; himself. Welcome to my new website www.dutch2012...
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The Fiver : Bravely Marching Towards South Africa 2010…

… despite being denied so much inspirational material in the months ahead.  Ireland’s 1-0 defeat to France in the first leg of their World Cup qualifier playoff Saturday left the ROI facing very long odds prior to Wednesday’s 2nd leg in Paris, while Scotland’...
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Pinker and the Brain: Harvard Prof v Self-Made Brain Gladwell, Over Whose Thesis That a Football Draft Guarantees ****, Gets Hot

[Not haircuts!  Those are Gladwell and Pinker's actual brains, which no human skull can contain.] This Sunday, The New York Times published Harvard Prof Steven Pinker’s review of Malcolm Gladwell’s, “What the Dog Saw.” Gladwell is a statistician of “...
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Pearlman To Mets : Eschew Holliday, Pursue Figgins

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Like the rest of you, “The Bad Guys Won” author Jeff Pearlman has read speculation surrounding the Mets’ interest in free agent OF Matt Holliday, but strongly urges Omar Minaya to turn his attention in the direction of….a third-baseman? If I know the Mets ...
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Pacquiao : Vanquishing Cotto, Freeing Hostages

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Yours truly sat somewhere in the not-so-cheap but genuinely lousy seats for Manny Pacquiao’s 12th round TKO of Miguel Cotto at the MGM Grand Arena, the former’s 7th title over an unprecedented 7 weight classes. As remarkable as the fight was — and make no mistake...
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Wally’s Back(man) In The Mets Fold

Short of announcing the retirement of Art Howe’s number, the following might be the most genuinely surprising Mets announcement in some time ;  the Amazins’ NY-Penn League affiliate Brooklyn Cyclones confirmed this morning that former Mets 2B Wally Backman, whose domestic...
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Belichick’s 4th & 2 Gambit = Early Xmas For Ron Borges!

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Titans Owner Adams To Bills : We’re No. 11

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What better way for Tennessee owner Bud Adams (above) to celebrate his club’s rout of Buffalo (and Vince Young’s Chris Johnson-aided career revival) than with a very public, double-bird salute to the visitors? From the Tennessean’s Jim Wyatt ; The 86-year-old owner...
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Synder To Sign-Wielding Skins Fans : Bring It On

(above : a sign that might block the view of very short fans) “We have no intention of trying to control our fans’ varied ways of expressing their views on the Redskins organization and the team’s performance,” claims Redskins COO, prefacing an announcement...
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Fitzy’s Pats/Colts Preview : Tony Dungy Resembles A Bowl Of Ghost Balls

I’ve falled a tad out of touch with the video exploits of Nick Stevens, but if the above clip is anything to go, the recent NESN fixture hasn’t lost a step. I don’t know what’s up with former Colts head coach/spiritual advisor to backup QB’s Tony Dungy...
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Pondering The Next Place Byron Scott Will Wear Out His Welcome

(left to right : formerly employed, currently limping) A full season and change removed from a 56 win campaign, the New Orleans Hornets had “begun to moonwalk” under recently deposed head coach Byron Scott, argues the Times-Picayune’s John DeShazier.   The New...
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Berger : Nelson’s A Goner

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“If (Knicks PG) Chris Duhon continues to play the way he did and has been playing,”  grumbles Knicks Blog’s Chris Alvino after last night’s 121-107  loss to Golden State, “this might be a 20 win team this year.”   20 seems optimistic , as the...
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Marchman Gets (Amusingly) Huffy Over HuffPo Sports Section

I should mention, up front, that I don’t get The Huffington Post. That is, I don’t see its appeal as a reading experience and I’m baffled by its apparent popularity and profitability. It’s not that I don’t think there should be a place on the internet...
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Finally, I’ve Found Suitable Companions For My Brian Bannister Bobblehead

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I’m in Las Vegas on one my annual (ahem) fact-finding missions this week, and though I’ve yet to secure a ticket for tomorrow night’s welterweight title bout between Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto, I can happily report bobbleheads of the two combatants are available...
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