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Mushnick Vs. The (MIA) WFAN Archive Dept.
November 02, 2009 by
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WFAN’s Mike Francesca (above) claims he was wildly misquoted last week by the New York Post’s Phil Mushnick concerning the physical fitness of Philly’s Chase Utley. With a $25K bet riding on the dispute, the Mike’d Up host has challenged Mushnick to produce...
Deal With It Obama: Lesbian Owner Makes Cubs Most Progressive Team in Chi
November 02, 2009 by
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[After a century of white male hetero fail, even homophobic Cub fans will welcome lesbian ownership.]
If the Cubs aren’t anywhere near the post-season this year, they can at least claim the title of the most progressive ballclub in MLB. The Windy City Times reports that new...
Post Shocker : Mushnick Claims To Have “A Bunch Of Readers”
November 01, 2009 by
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A bunch of readers have asked how singer Ronan Tynan can be booted from Yankee Stadium for making an anti-Semitic remark in private, one for which he apologized, yet days later singer Jay-Z, who in public calls black men “n – - – - – s” and degrades women...
Oakland’s Cable Accused Of Assaulting Someone Besides An Assistant Coach
November 01, 2009 by
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While the Napa County D.A. decided last week not to charge Tom Cable over his alleged jawbreaking and murderous threats towards assistant Randy Hansen, the Raiders’ head coach has a whole new headache to contend with this morning, courtesy of ESPN’s “Outside The...
So Agassi Was On Meth…What’s McEnroe Excuse?
October 31, 2009 by
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Halloween MSG-style. The always down with the cultural zeitgeist John McEnroe helps a far from capacity crowd at the Knicks home opener recall “The Young Ones”. Trailing the Sixers, 40-25, at the end of the first quarter, the hosts have apparently decided to pay Halloween...
Owner With A Boner : Artest Would Be At Home In The Palace
October 31, 2009 by
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The Lakers were humbled at home by the Mavericks Friday, a contest that saw new LA addition Ron Artest, in foul trouble early, rendered a non-factor offensively. Earlier in the month, the shy, retiring Mark Cuban predicted Artest would prove a divisive force for the Lakers, a charge...
Cole Hamels’ Most Lifelike Performance To Date
October 31, 2009 by
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Big League ‘Stew consider this viral campaign for Call Of Duty to be in questionable taste, and I can’t really argue with that. But on the bright side, after showing all the personality and range of a cardboard box in commercials for ESPN The Magazine and New Era, Hamels...
Sultan Of Sloth To Phantics : No, I’m Telling Ripken He’s Gay, Thank You Very Much
October 31, 2009 by
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There are sooo many enticing storylines to consider before tonight’s Game 3 of the World Series. Cole Hamels’ recent struggles. Charlie Manuel’s alleged diss of Andy Pettitte. A-Rod’s interior decorating. But leave it to the New York Post to come up with...
Milton Bradley And Vernon Wells – Not Untradeable If They’re Swapped For Each Other
October 31, 2009 by
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(Cubs GM Jim Hendry and Milton Bradley, back before they got to know each other)
When Buster Olney floats the possibility of an (admittedly unlikely) Oliver Perez-for-Milton Bradley swap. the circumstances are rather obvious ; the only way the Cubs will be able to <strike>...
If You Ever Envisioned A-Rod As A Unicorn, Think Again
October 31, 2009 by
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“What kind of aesthetically challenged dolt doesn’t have a portrait of themselves as a mythical creature from Greek mythology?’ asked WNBC’s Josh Alper, formerly of the late, lamented The Feed, responding to claims by Us Weekly that Yankee 3B Alex Rodriguez...
Erin Andrews, **** Off : Recalling The Journalistic Chops Of Penny Crone
October 30, 2009 by
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For New Yorkers of a certain vintage, shots of a manical Penny Crone cackling away in front of celebrating Yankee fans were a big a part of the local TV news tapestry, right up there with regular Freddy “Sez” sightings. The exploits of the former WNYW reporter —...
Avery Accused Of Sizism
October 30, 2009 by
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(the phrase, “have another doughnut, you fat pig”, is of course, trademarked by Jim Schoenfeld)
Did NHLPA interim executive director Ian Penny jump or was he pushed? Who gives a **** when we’ve got another sensational item involving hockey pariah Sean Avery? The...
Avery Accused Of Sizism
October 30, 2009 by
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(the phrase, “have another doughnut, you fat pig”, is of course, trademarked by Jim Schoenfeld)
Did NHLPA interim executive director Ian Penny jump or was he pushed? Who gives a **** when we’ve got another sensational item involving hockey pariah Sean Avery? The...
Avery Accused Of Sizism
October 30, 2009 by
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(the phrase, “have another doughnut, you fat pig”, is of course, trademarked by Jim Schoenfeld)
Did NHLPA interim executive director Ian Penny jump or was he pushed? Who gives a **** when we’ve got another sensational item involving hockey pariah Sean Avery? The...
Avery Accused Of Sizism
October 30, 2009 by
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(the phrase, “have another doughnut, you fat pig”, is of course, trademarked by Jim Schoenfeld)
Did NHLPA interim executive director Ian Penny jump or was he pushed? Who gives a **** when we’ve got another sensational item involving hockey pariah Sean Avery? The...
An Around The Horn Halloween : Jay’s Scarier Than Usual
October 30, 2009 by
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Mariotti’s Kate Hudson is most certainly not the slump-buster A-Rod is looking for. And good thing Kevin Blackistone is wearing a name tag, otherwise we’d have no way of knowing who he’s supposed to be . However, the latter deserves massive credit for prefacing every...
WSC : Hull’s Brown Undone By Bandwagoneers
October 30, 2009 by
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Hull City A.F.C.’s embattled manager Phil Brown is said to face immediate dismissal if his side can’t defeat Burnley tomorrow, a circumstance that has When Saturday Comes Daily’s Chris Donkin recalling the scene outside KC Stadium shortly after the Tigers secured...
Hot Tip For All Tampa Media Hoping To Stay Employed : Dont’ Diss The Glazers
October 30, 2009 by
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(Glazer patriarch Malcom, contemplating whether being mistaken for Charley Steiner is a compliment or not)
The Tampa Tribune’s Roy Cummings reports a local radio host has been suspended by Clear Channel after claiming Thursday morning the Glazer family — owners of the...
Philly Scribe Condemns The Nu Stadium’s Deplorable Working Conditions
October 29, 2009 by
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(image swiped from The Mets Police)
As late as Monday night, the crappiest upper tier seats at Yankee Stadium for Game One of the World Series were going for nearly $400. Despite being allowed inside the Steinbrenner family’s glittering palace for free as a member of the working...
Have (My) Reports Of Chuck Biscuits’ Death Been HIghly Exaggerated?
October 29, 2009 by
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Hopefully, yes. My sincere apologies to Chuck and anyone else saddened by a post from earlier this afternoon. D’oh!
Stan Van Gundy – No Longer The Master Of Panic
October 29, 2009 by
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Sorry to grab a clip you’ve undoubtedly seen on all the highlights shows already, but on the slim chance you’ve not seen Orlando’s intro for head coach Stan Van Gundy prior to Wednesday’s 120-106 defeat of Philly, well, get used to it. I predict Stan V.G...
Heyman : Mets Re-Introducing Candidate To Breathe Down Omar’s Neck
October 29, 2009 by
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NY Baseball Digest’s Mike Silva has it on good (albeit anonymous) authority Mets GM Omar Minaya is a lousy listener. This winter, Minaya might want to feign fascination with what others in the organization have to say, if not learn to work by committee, as SI.com’s Jon...
Chuck Biscuits, RIP
October 29, 2009 by
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(photo by Ed Arnaud, used sans permission)
JGTWO reported the passing of drumming virtuoso Chuck Biscuits last week, following a long battle with throat cancer. Though Biscuits punched the clock with latter period stints in Social Distortion, Danzig and the Circle Jerks, his tenure...
Empire State Of Lying : Calcaterra Calls B.S. On MLB’s Jay-Z Coverup
October 28, 2009 by
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If you’re like me, upon hearing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ scheduled performance of “Empire State of Mind” prior to Game One of the World Series was being delayed to Game Two due to poor weather, your first thought was “big deal, Mushnick won’t be...
Kenny Smith On The Knicks’ 2010 Free Agency Hopes : Keep Dreaming
October 28, 2009 by
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“We’re not even close to being a throwaway,” Coach Mike D’Antoni tells the New York Times’ Howard Beck, refuting widespread speculation the entire 2009-2010 season (tipping off tonight in Miami) has already been flushed down the toilet while Donnie Walsh clears cap...
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