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Browns to Upset Patriots!
That's right, the Cleveland Browns will upset the New England Patriots. They will lose by less than the 17 point spread, which should upset them. Also, at some point in the next decade or so, they should defeat them, which is certainly upsetting. And you can take this to the bank.This is for copy/...
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March 18, 2008
Wellesville, KS
Stuck on I-35 behind a fatal wreck. Southbound truckers describe a grisley scene, with certain fatalities and evidence of same.Truckers react in different ways. Most are merely impatient, and angry with both the dead and the survivors. Clearly, also, it was all everybody's fault. How DARE they go...
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February 24, 2008
Insanity
Karma.It's a bitch.A twelve game Oakland losing streak.A Browns team that had not won 2 games in a row since the last game of 2003/first game of 2004.And then a mirror image instant replay of the Raider loss to the Denver Broncos - with the time out called just before the made field goal.And the Raid...
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February 20, 2008
The Lights Went On!
Denver is an elite and balanced team, and in their third preseason game, they opened up the playbook and meant business. It's true that preseason musn't be taken too seriously, but those who will say that this game meant nothing need head-extraction surgery. (As I've mentioned, stupid people often ...
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February 19, 2008
SOLOMON WILCOTTS UPSET SPECIAL: BROWNS OVER SQUEALERS!!!
That's right! Solomon Willcotts, former starting Ben-Gal and Stealer safety and current Sirius NFL Radio analyst, is being kidded by everybody else for predicting that the "worst team in the league" will upset the awesome, unstoppable, dominating Stealers!Well, to the source: Solly does tend to be re...
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February 16, 2008
Browns Remain Quinnless
But it seems like he'll get in pretty soon. Maybe.Anyway, Lane Adkins (OBR.com--I PAY for dis stuff!) observed the first couple days. Anderson looked terrible. so did Frye t first, but as of the latest session, he came out with quick, accurate throws; looked like a different player. So Frye has, for ...
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February 04, 2008
New Prediction: 12-4
After further review, I now believe that the Browns will lose 4 games.I haven't even looked into the Texans yet. I just know that they turn the ball over, and of late the Browns defense forces turnovers, so we got that going for us...This is my first opportunity to observe a live game. I've come of...
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January 30, 2008
BROWNS END QUINNLESS STREAK!
Here's a copy/paste I had to correct from a disgruntled postal...err, Browns fan:I'm 46 years old and I decided I cannot be a fan any longer. This team has been rebuilding since 1990. I cannot defend why i'm a fan. This sucks and it will suck for years to come.CORRECTION: Phil Savage has just conclud...
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January 26, 2008
A Brilliant Stragety by Ray Schennelheiser
Giving the Stealers a false sense of security is pretty smart. I guess when Zastudil wouldn't take a dive, they had him fake an injury and got this other guy to help the rest of the team blow it. At first, I thought they were just making the Stealers overconfident so they could later crush them in t...
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January 26, 2008
A Little Co--
Context. Common sense.The Browns defense is weak vs. the run. Vs. a healthy Rudy Johnson, Morris and the Pats, the Raiders, and Pittsburgh. These are four of the most effective running offenses in the NFL. While they've been out of position and tackling has been poor---get a grip.The Browns defen...
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January 25, 2008
Adam Caplan Chat Corrections
Adam Caplan: Hi allSo Adam, Browns win by 20 or 30 points?Adam Caplan: Mark: Have a party if they lose by 10 or lessAdam Caplan: Anderson will throw at least three INTsAdam Caplan: he won't handle itAdam, how much do Willie McGinest bring to the defense?Adam Caplan: RAM: Good leadership and pass rush...
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January 25, 2008
Camp Notes
I subscribe to the Orange and Brown Report, and picked some stuff up by analyzing some amatuer witness reports. I have the advantage of having been a professional unsuccessful writer, as well as an intelligent analyst, so I can intuitively sort through the crap and pick out the releveant stuff.RYAN ...
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January 25, 2008
LeCharles in Charge
CLEARED TO PLAY FOOTBALL. It says what it means, and means what it says. One of the formost specialists on the planet--the very Doc who told him he'd never play again just cleared him to play football.If you were an intilligent specialist, you would comprehend that this is a very, very, expremely goo...
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January 25, 2008
Depth Chart
Romeo sent his preliminary depth chart to the league. It doesn't mean too much right now, but does fit Romeo's pattern:Kenny Wright is listed as the starting RCB. Why? League seniority. The fact that he's been a fourth and fifth CB throughout his carreer and is getting up there in years means muc...
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January 25, 2008
Dick LeWho?
The Steelers are doomed-doomed, I tell you!Ok maybe not. But there has been a lot of good stuff in these last two preseason games. I think you can see that our scrubs are better than Chicago's scrubs, for one thing. (Actually, this is true. The Browns have excellent depth, almost everywhere-and m...
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January 25, 2008
Ray Who?
Dear Romeo and Todd:Thank you so much for finally listening to me and doing like I suggested. I don't mind not getting the credit for it, or the fact that so far you haven't responded to my missives. Obviously, you got them, since you did some of it with the Squealers, and some with the Cravens.Attac...
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January 25, 2008
Oxbow Tantrum
Comments on the Browns' trade of Charlie Frye, as posted on cleveland.com: I would have rather traded [Derek] Anderson! Hopefully [Brady] Quinn will start this Sunday regardless. The fans deserve something to look forward to. - brownsfan24Frye still can't decide what to do with the ball. Anderson do...
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January 25, 2008
We Got a Chance by Joe Snowball
First, some corrections: I found out from a reliable source that the Browns O-line provided adequate protection overall. The evidence cited? Frye was sacked, again and again, after SIX SECONDS OF LOOKING AROUND AND HOLDING ONTO THE BALL.I THOUGHT so! No, Anderson didn't do much, and also looked pr...
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January 25, 2008
Good and Bad Stuff
I've reviewed all the camp-logs and blogs I could get my orbs on, through the appropriate history-of-source, bias, and cross-check filters, and am now prepared to provide my...anybody who reads this an intelligence estimate on the Browns.1: Chud's system and methods: Chud is simulating game-situatio...
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January 24, 2008
Rodney Offensivelinefield
On Sirius NFL Radio, I earlier today heard Adam Schein say something like: "Well if I'm the Ravens, looking at that offensive line, I'd be attacking Anderson."Yeah. We got a terrible offensive line, Adam. And the Ravens never blitzed or anything. Terrell Suggs just sort of felt sorry for the hapless ...
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December 17, 2007
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