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Some thoughts from a game I couldn't (bear to) watch...
2 days ago by
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So I spent my Sunday driving from Chicago to Cleveland, and so couldn't watch what I expected to be one of the worst games ever played, between the 1-8 Lions and the 1-8 Browns. Little did I know that it would turn out to be such a "great" game, at least for fans with...
Untitled
8 days ago by
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#Haiku. It may be Monday/ But it's still a day of rest / For the #Browns offense.http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
Are the Ravens Sarah Marshall?
9 days ago by
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Bill Simmons seems to think so... Ravens (-10.5) over BROWNS I was watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" at something like 4:30 in the morning recently because my body clock is screwed up and I keep waking up at weird hours like the girl in "Paranormal Activity."...
Browns' Efficiency Rating
14 days ago by
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Well, "Efficiency Rating" might be a bit of a misnomer, but listening to Aaron Schatz from FootballOutsiders.com on the BS ESPN Podcast, I was checking out the team efficency ratings. Not surprised at all that the Browns were near the bottom (actually I was surprised they...
Schefter: The Browns "ship is sinking"...
22 days ago by
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Umm, kinda looks like it's at the bottom already to me.http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4618940 http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
Kokinis out??
22 days ago by
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The latest sorry chapter in "As The Unmitigated Football Disaster Turns" has taken place today in Berea. According to numerous reports, including one from The Plain Dealer, the glorious half-season reign of Browns GM George Kokinis has ended. Per the PD's Mary Kay Cabot...
This World Series is gonna be hard.
27 days ago by
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Game 1 tonight between the Yankees and Phillies. I think we might see Cliff Lee and CC Sabathia a few times in this series, and it's gonna hurt each time. What could have been, if the Indians just could play to their potential, the fans could just go to a few more games, the team...
Opening night jitters...we hope
28 days ago by
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The first game of the Cleveland Cavaliers' 2009-10 campaign was eerily reminiscent of the thuddingly anticlimactic final six games of the team’s 2008-2009 playoff run. Namely, the opposing team killing Cleveland with transitional threes and LeBron controlling the ball too much...
The hard-luck life of a Browns fan
October 22, 2009 by
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A good article about what it's like to be a Browns fan these days. I'm sure all of us can relate a little.
From Geoff LaTulippe page 2 on ESPN.com
"In reality, it all began Jan. 17, 1988.
Yeah, OK, the hooks were in place way before that -- I was born in Berea...
Taking it from all sides
October 19, 2009 by
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One thing I expected to see in Rolling Stone each issue is a blistering condemnation of some industry, government program, military exercise, or some other rail against the man by the often brutal Matt Taibbi. One thing I didn't expect to see when I opened my new issue of Rolling...
Monday Haiku
October 19, 2009 by
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Disaster weekend;Tressel costs Buckeyes a win;Usual result for Browns.It was a hard week to be a Cleveland/Ohio football fan (given that the Bengals lost as well). It certainly looks like neither the Browns nor the Buckeyes have a quarterback nor a coach who can deliver us to the proverbial...
Phiten Anyone?
October 17, 2009 by
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I wondered why so many MLB pitchers & Players wear those thick ugly necklaces? They are Nylon coated with Titanium from a Japanese based compay called Phiten. I wonder if Dolan has any room in the budget to out fit the team...http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
State of play, Part I
October 17, 2009 by
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October is CST’s favorite sporting month of the year. It presents a convergence of college and pro football, baseball playoffs and on-the-horizon NBA action. With a fresh start represented by the Jewish New Year (5770 and counting...eat it, Pharaoh!), October is also a month that...
Best shirt website ever
October 12, 2009 by
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The hilarious website uniwatchblog.com had a link to a new sponsor today, Homage Clothing, who has tons of Ohio shirts. Love this Bernie Kosar shirt--but especially the website! http://www.homageclothing.com/store/t-shirts/bernie-kosarhttp://www.homageclothing.com/store/images/bernie...
Peter King has news on the Browns...
October 12, 2009 by
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Peter King will apparently write a bunch about the Browns on the Tuesday column. Stay tuned.I'd planned to write 800 words or so on the Browns and where they stand in the wake of their three big deals this year -- trading Kellen Winslow, the draft day trade-down that netted the...
Eric Mangini is a liar or an idiot.
October 11, 2009 by
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Postgame quote after one of the ugliest games in history, a 6-3 Browns victory:It's great. It's fantastic. I couldn't be happier. http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
More Than Just a Basketball Movie
October 05, 2009 by
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I went and saw "More Than a Game" opening night with two of the more regular contributors to this blog. Being a huge basketball fan and Cavaliers fanatic, I have to honestly say this movie is not just for people like me. It's fair to say this movie, about Lebron James...
Oh the haiku humanity...
October 01, 2009 by
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Indians fire WedgeDelonte missing, Quinn out.Chaos in the Cleve. http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
Glory Days
September 30, 2009 by
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As a day symbolic of the disastrous state of Cleveland sports comes to end, I found these highlights of perhaps my favorite team of all time. Led by Bernie, Kevin Mack, and Reggie Langhorn, we get a glimpse of real football, a true offense that is a glaring contrast to the debacle...
What a day in Cleveland Sports...
September 30, 2009 by
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Delonte West away from the Cavaliers on an unexcused absence for the second straight day.Indians fire Eric Wedge, still with a week to go in a disastrous season.Browns bench their first round draft pick quarterback Brady Quinn after three disastrous starts, going back to a guy who...
Doug Lesmerises' Poll Logic
September 22, 2009 by
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I love it. I hate preseason polls. All the Florida whiners should just shut up and let the season play out. Who cares what your ranking is on September 22?Here's his detailed explanation of his rankings, including a justification of some serious anomalies from the rest of...
A Michigan Fan told me...
September 14, 2009 by
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Today a Michigan fan told me that the complaints about Jim Tressel's coaching sound exactly like the complaints near the end of the Lloyd Carr era. http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
Lost weekend
September 14, 2009 by
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Not a good 24 hours for CST’s two favorite football teams: An agonizing loss by Ohio State followed by a not unexpected, but still depressing performance by the Browns. I could complain about the play calling in both games (and I will), but what it comes down to for both of our beloved...
The Ohio State Problem
September 13, 2009 by
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Saturday night's game showed that the defense of Ohio State was more than up to the task of competing with the potent Trojans (despite their freshman QB). But it exposed one thing, and convinced many people of another.1. I've felt for a couple years that the vaunted "Tressel...
Brady
August 31, 2009 by
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I emailed this to the Rizzo show this morning and they've been playing it all morning...http://feeds.feedburner.com/CST
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