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Neuheisel discusses role on the set of Point Break
I guess it doesn’t come as much of a surprise that a guy named Keanu couldn’t really throw a football but who cares anyway?
I just wanted an excuse to re-post one of the most popular videos in this site’s almost 3 year history, but which many feared was lost to mother internet when the old YouTube account was blowed up.
You can’t keep a man like Johnny...
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November 17, 2010
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Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen sing Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair”.
Good stuff.
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November 17, 2010
Cam Newton doesn’t quite get it.
I don’t think this kid has any clue just how much trouble he might potentially be in. When the FBI is involved, you probably want to play it a little closer to the vest and not, you know, leap up on the wall and blow kisses to the Auburn faithful like you’re Eleanor of Aquitaine. (don’t look that reference up, I have to idea who Eleanor of Aquitaine is or...
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November 16, 2010
Jared Allen is still doing his calf-ropey thing to celebrate sacks.
I spent Monday afternoon reviewing game film, as I like to do during football season…it takes my mind off the grueling stretch of daytime between The Price Is Right and Jeopardy!…and came across this little nugget of the formerly mulleted Vikings DE Jared Allen openly flaunting new NFL policy after sacking fleet footed Bears QB Nuke LaLoosh Jay Cutler this past...
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November 16, 2010
Cubs paint iconic Wrigley Field marquee ‘Wildcat Purple’ for Northwestern/Illinois.
If you have read this page for any length of time whatsoever, I’m sure you won’t be surprised at my reaction to this desecration. I love it!! No, I do not. I despise it. I loathe it. If it were a woman, I’d date it. That’s how much I hate it. Of course, it should come as no surprise that according to cubs.com: Representatives from the Cubs, the game's title sponsor...
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November 15, 2010
Danger looms in the east endzone of Wrigley Field for Northwestern vs. Illinois.
I have a hard time believing that the person who ultimately made the decision to hang that goalpost from the brick right field wall at Wrigley Field…leaving virtually ZERO room past the end line…has ever even seen an American football contest. Seriously. Who would do that? Why did they move the traditional gridiron placement in the first place? For 48 years (1922-1970...
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November 13, 2010
BabaBooey Gary Dell’Abate gets humiliated on Kimmel.
I actually think this might violate some sort of ‘guy’ code or something. For Kimmel to put BabaBooey on the spot like that…wow. That’s pretty uncool. But then for Gary to utterly choke on three straight attempts. Sheesh, that’s really embarrassing. Remember that one girl in high school who didn’t know she was really mentally challenged and always wondered...
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November 12, 2010
Did Clubhouse Cancer approve of Todd Ricketts on CBS’ Undercover Boss?
Here’s a brief snapshot of my Twitter feed…you be the judge: More comment to come. Stay tuned, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
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November 08, 2010
Clay Matthews is not worried about concussions.
I think this guy just may be a monster that lives under children’s beds in the offseason. He ripped his own helmet off and then chased the play. That’s so old school he probably learned it from Plato. Technorati Tags: Clubhouse Cancer,NFL,Green Bay Packers,Clay Matthews,long flowing hair,helmet,Minnesota Vikings,Cris Collinsworth,high definition video
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October 25, 2010
Jay Cutler might be suffering from post-concussion syndrome.
I can’t come up with any conclusion other than some debilitating brain injury as to why a typically oh so intelligent Jay Cutler would say about a guy in DeAngelo Hall, who just torched him for four interceptions, “I’d go at him every time.” I mean, can someone who is in full command of all his faculties stand there with the smuggest smirk of all time and...
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October 25, 2010
VIDEO: Stephen Strasburg’s entire breathtaking 7th inning from his first MLB game.
There is nothing better, as a baseball guy, than watching a city’s bourgeoning baseball culture suddenly spring to life en masse, like Washington did Tuesday night. Those fans had practically nothing to legitimately root, root, root for until this game. I’m sure there are people who considered themselves Nationals ‘die-hards’ before, but this performance literally...
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June 09, 2010
Derek Fisher gets choked up after his heroics in NBA Finals Game 3.
There are a few guys who can come to the brink of tears without my making fun of them. Derek Fisher is one such dude. This guy leaves it all out there on the court and comes through in the clutch like virtually no other. He loves his teammates and flat will not accept failure. Nothing wrong with that. Technorati Tags: Clubhouse Cancer,NBA Finals...
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June 09, 2010
Obnoxious Balckhawks fan annoys his neighbors with homemade horn.
I can appreciate passionate fandom, that’s for sure. I mean, I get so crazy in the fall when the Longhorns play that I actually fly a burnt orange Texas flag from my house on Saturday afternoons. (I have a Cubs flag, too…but that one hasn’t gone up in 2010 yet.) Nuts, right? It gets so extreme around my ‘hood that one of my neighbors actually flew a Crimson...
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June 09, 2010
See Stephen Strasburg’s real Topps rookie card.
This is really what Strasburg’s rookie card from Topps will look like. It’s a snapshot from his first ever pitch in the majors to Pittsburgh’s Andrew McCutchen, which is pretty cool. I’m also hearing whispers that Strasburg is going to single-handedly stop the Gulf oil spill before his next start. But not before he squeezes out a few dozen golden eggs for...
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June 09, 2010
Cubs fans luckily in the dark as Marmol blows Lilly’s gem.
Those of you gluttons for punishment, feel free to watch what we all missed due to more ‘technical difficulties’ from ‘Comcast SportsNet Chicago alternate programming’, or whatever ****** station to which the Cubs were relegated yet again this evening. There are ALWAYS audio issues on CSN+, as the broadcasters are overmodulated 100% of the time. You know what...
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June 08, 2010
VIDEO: Nationals’ Stephen Strasburg makes Lastings Milledge look sick in ML debut.
I’m not prone to hysterical hyperbole (of course I am), but the first inning of Stephen Strasburg’s ML debut looks like he might win the Cy Young Award this year. OK, ok…fine…he won’t even win NL ROY (that’s either Castro or Colvin…the ‘C&C Hitting Factory’, as I’m now calling them…someone trademark that for me, please). But he showed a four...
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June 08, 2010
Alfonso Soriano sucks at fielding. Pt. 3,511
I originally stared numbering these Soriano posts in the thousands as a joke. Because, you know, I’m hilarious. But now, since it seems every day there is a new low in the field (or on the bases) with Soriano, I fear I might run out of numbers. Kinda like how the Bears can’t retire any more jersey numbers because Papa Bear retired too many too early. That’s...
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June 08, 2010
Carlos Silva crushes a long single, vomits, and runs his record to 8-0.
Quite an interesting day for the Cubs new ace Carlos Silva. In the clip above, you see him hitting the world’s longest single, which for a big fella like Silva, is no big deal. As Lou says, “Look, he’s getting paid to pitch. He’s not used to running.” Certainly fair enough. However, if you look a little deeper into Paul Sullivan’s Trib column today, there...
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June 08, 2010
Pirates fan finds foul ball redemption.
This is what going to a Monday afternoon make-up ballgame by yourself is all about. Seriously. I love that kid. Truth be told, I’m kinda jealous. I have been to, let’s say, a couple thousand pro ballgames in my life. I have never, not once, caught a foul ball. Even when I was the guy buying the balls, I never caught one. When you work in baseball, you really don’t...
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June 07, 2010
Alfonso Soriano sucks at baserunning. Pt. 1
How can any major league ballplayer, much less one making $19,000,000 in 2010, consistently give so little goddamn effort? Byrd can be forgiven. At least he was trying. If you look closely, as Byrd is running into the sure tag at third, he looks over his shoulder a couple of times to see if Soriano is running. Of course, the next batter, Geo Soto, got a base...
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June 07, 2010
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