LATEST STORIES FROM DADDY'S SUGAR BALL
Commencing Operation Shutdown
Pour one out for DSBWell friends, this is the end. Come this Sunday Daddy’s Sugar Ball will be shutdown. Unfortunately, life got in the way. It has a way of doing that…
We recently learned that the DSB Investigatory team of chain
smoking capuchin monkeys has developed lung cancer.
Brett Farve Favre stayed retired.
Ray-Ray had one last PED fueled run to a championship...
Things I Think I Thought While Thinking Thoughts about Pens Hockey
This is like a lousy mash up of Five Tool Tool (minus the
funny) and Peter King (minus the Starwood Preferred Coffee-Nerdness and general
stupidity) for Pens hockey. I will try
to crank these out from time to time… they will probably suck and will never be
well written. Until Max Power decides to
start sharing some of that internet money I have no reason to actually try
here...
What to root for on Sunday if you are a Steelers Fan
The AFC Championship is pretty much the worst possible match up for Steelers fans... Its lose-lose. So what should we be rooting for?I have distilled the best possible scenario I can dream of
for the upcoming AFC championship game.
This but with way more blood...Patriots are up 31 to 17 in the fourth quarter with
3:30 left to play. They have been driving down the field and...
Ray-Ray and His White Suit
This blog used to update.
You may even remember those days.
One recurring topic was my loathing of Ray Lewis or as I like calling
him, Ray-Ray.
I have multiple posts ranting about his dancing, his human
victory cigar style late to the tackle playmaking, his pseudo-preacher life and
his eventual turn as elder statesman of the NFL. They all pretty much say the same thing. ...
NHL Self-Immolates
DSB’s crack investigative team of chain smoking capuchin
monkey’s was on assignment covering the NHL negotiations meltdown… Here is what
they uncovered.
NHL Owners: So we
have a problem guys. We cannot control ourselves. We have a pathological need to throw huge
sums of money at players. We especially
love to do it to middle of the road players that will never...
Pirates can't stop screwing themselves...
This is complete and absolute ********. The Pirates were bidding against themselves they overpaid and somehow made the Yankees look cheap... WTF?Pirates reel in quite the catch with Martin
An Unlikely Tribute to Art Modell
Arthur B. Modell died today at Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins Hospital. To many people this was a very sad day in sports and to the Baltimore Raven franchise. To many more, his legacy will go down in infamy. That “many” includes all Cleveland Browns fans and in particular, me. I have been a Cleveland Browns fan for my entire life and have lived through many ups and downs...
Bob Walk on a Foreign Substance
Instead of doing important work at our real jobs (you know the ones that keep us from posting
recycled dick jokes on this website for months at time) Max Power took a break
from box packing and I stopped pushing pencils long enough to discuss the Peraltaejection due to a foreign substance on his glove. (ZJ was too busy grifting to offer up his
thoughts.)
I could not get enough...
Your 2012 Pittsburgh Pirates Preview
Nutting likes the looks of the 2012 Pirates. He figures he will make 25-30 million this season with the rise in ticket prices.A quick reminder about last season: The first half was a spilling over of joy
during April, May, June and 90% of July that landed with a thud on July 26th
at the hands of a tired Jerry Meals and the Atlanta Braves after a six hour, 19
inning marathon...
Breaking Down Ryan Braun's Press Conference
Last Friday afternoon, the Milwaukee Brewers' Ryan Braun held a press conference after his 50-game suspension for PED use was overturned. In addressing the media, Braun seemed to believe the arbiter's ruling exonerated him of any guilt in the matter. But only DSB can read between the lines and know what he was really thinking during key moments of his address.
*DSB analysis...
Your 1984 Pittsburgh Pirates
Chuck Tanner: Which base were
you throwing to?
Dale Berra: Seventh?
Tanner: He’s done.
Hey, Murray! Get him out of
here. Who we got?
Berra: Sixth?
Murray (Bench Coach): Ahh,
Chuck the best we can do is bring in Belliard… and he is currently getting a…
well a “massage” in the locker room.
Tanner: Christ on a cracker…
What is Milner doing?
Murray: He just...
A Super Crappy Running Diary
Welcome back DSB readers, I am sure both of you are excited
to see that I am taking the time to write another Running Diary full of
misspellings, run-on sentences and retread jokes that were not necessarily
funny the first time around.
This was my favorite part of the Super Bowl...A quick note about the pregame. NBC first asked Archie Manning about the
prospect of Pey-Pey playing...
Sports Headlines
Some sports headlines from around the Internet along with some DSB commentary...Yahoo! Sports: Were
Saints Right to Run Up the Score?
Boo-*******-Hoo… This is a top ten tired old saw of sports
writing. The Saints ran up the score
instead of turning a boring ass blow out into a super boring ass blowout with a
slow grind to the end.
Fox Sports: Identity
Theft in Los Angeles...
Another Sit Down With The Chosen One
DSB decided to sit down again with local minor league
baseball sensation and major league tool Bryce Harper to discuss how his
Christmas weekend went and to see what he plans to do in the new year.
DSB: So how was your Christmas?
BH: Well Bro, I have
to say it was pretty f-ing sweet. I went
to church with my ‘rents and praised the baby Jesus for making my life so
***...
Funniest 15 Moments from our Podcasts - Part 3: 5-1
Here at Daddy's Sugar Ball we once produced content regularly and even podcasted every so often. In fact, we produced seven entertaining episodes full of thoughtful and funny conversations among the editors. That's why I'm counting down my 15 funniest moments from our podcasts...
5. A Deal with the Devil (Epsiode 6 - 17:32)
Max Power: Today Kurt Warner retired...
Funniest 15 Moments from our Podcasts - Part 2: 10-6
Here at Daddy's Sugar Ball we once produced content regularly and even podcasted every so often. In fact, we produced seven entertaining episodes full of thoughtful and funny conversations among the editors. That's why I'm counting down my 15 funniest moments from our podcasts...
10. Stealing Signs from Second Base (Episode 4 - 10:14)
Spintrick: 90% of the people...
Funniest 15 Moments from our Podcasts - Part 1: 15-11
Here at Daddy's Sugar Ball we once produced content regularly and even podcasted every so often. In fact, we produced seven entertaining episodes full of thoughtful and funny conversations among the editors. Over the next three days I'll be counting down my 15 funniest moments from our podcasts.
15. Spintrick's Role Defined (Episode 2 - 1:50)
Spintrick: As my role...
Sports Headlines
Some headline from the past two days...SB Nation: Texas
and A&M: Divorce in Church of Football
So who gets the kids,
the vacation home in Tuscany and the booster... Oh will someone please worry
about the boosters!!!
Fox Sports: Will
LeBron’s Failures Make Him Better
Will the fact that he
is a whiny ***** incapable of self reflection and surrounded by hangers on that
enable...
Steelers v. Chefs Running Diary...
Welcome back for another DSB Running Diary where I provide a
dick joke fueled rundown of the Steelers prime time game…. So yeah, the usual
**** show on DSB.
8:15 Peter King
brings up the Texas to Favre rumors… I scream at my TV the whole time he is
speaking then Costas asks when Favre's name will stop coming up. WHEN PETER KING FINALLY STOPS BRINGING IT UP
YOU MEAT HEAD...
Q&A with The Chosen One, Bryce Harper
DSB decided to sit down with Harrisburg AA baseball
superstar and local president of the more dollars than brains club Bryce Harper
to discuss how he is spending this off season...Bro... I spent 38 minutes on my hair...
DSB: Bryce, you
recently sent out a tweet to Wale (a DC area rapper) asking for a shout out in
one of his songs? If he gave you a shout
out would this be your...
Sports Headlines
Philadelphia Inquirer: The Vote Is In: Eagles’ Reid Must GoWe get to vote on firing coaches now?!? This is awesome. I have a list of guys I have wanted to fire for years. Where is the voting booth?CBS Sports: Both Sides Must Stand Down in NBA Taffy PullWhoever wrote that headline should be terminated and then lit on fire in the street as an example for copy editors everywhere...
Sports Headlines
Who cares about the stories? This is about the headlines. DSB is obviously not going to write itself so as a means by which to reboot this tired old dick joke site I have enlisted a new theme. Expect it to hold my attention for a few weeks. For you? Maybe the next day or two. On to today's sports headlines from around the Internets.
RealClearSports.com: PSU Scandal...
Running Diary Steelers v. Ravens
Welcome back to the DSB Running Diary. The last time this **** show appeared on DSB
was back in January of when the Steelers played the Ravens in the playoffs and
swept them across three games during the 2010-2011 season. Expect the usual from DSB over the next few hours,
dick jokes, inside jokes, no insight, extreme homerism, Yinzer crap, and long stretches
of time where nothing...
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