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Where Do Goals Come From? by Patrice Purrgeron

One night, during a game, the Bruins bench looked to the sky and saw something curious on the brightly colored board… Most of the Bruins hadn’t seen a goal before, and understandably they had questions… Uncle Purrgeron was a bit hesitant, but decided it was finally time the Bruins offense found out about the birds and the bees. He looked at their eager, curious faces and...
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5. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings

“Don’t worry Pez, it is only Game 5!” will more than likely be the reaction if the Bruins lose tonight. I feel much better after my game 4 preview ranting but it didn’t really solve anything in terms of how I feel about this team. It isn’t that the Bruins are a bad team or even a team lost in transition, they’re just a team who isn’t playing to a tenth of their capabilities...
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Treat Yo Self! Bruins Uniform Onesie is Baller

You're welcome. http://t.co/RGCAVdZs0f — Rosetta DePaul (@rosettamarie_) October 15, 2014 Ho-ly. ****. The Hockey Sockey NHL team onesies are as close as you can get to suiting up in your favourite teams uniform. A full body suit with hoodie, pockets and back door “five hole trapper” flap, these onesies are the must have fan apparel. Wear it to the game, to a party,...
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Gagne West’s new joint “Goal Getter”

[Tuukka Rask] He scored some goals When they were in need Man he’s a sniping man indeed Oh he’s a goal getter, way over time Who scored on me (Peter gives him money) Now I aint saying he’s a goal getter (goals are in need) But he aint playin with no one else bitter (Peter gives him money) Now I aint saying he’s a goal getter (goals are in need) But he aint playin with no...
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VIDEO: Alex Ovechkin looks miserable as he’s groped & fondled in new music vid

@JustinDOY "Three and a half minutes of Ovie just standing there like a wax statue" Isn't that what he always does ? http://t.co/GGklKQY8LF — GermanBsFan (@Germanbsfan) October 14, 2014 Jesus… That burn was so hot our faces just melted.
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Tuukka Rask in ‘The Improper’

Thanks to Shawn Thornton’s foundation for pointing out that good ol’ Tuukka Rask is on the cover of this month’s The Improper. He’s featured in a story entitled The Rask Factor. He talks about what drives him on the ice and why he loves living in Boston. It’s a cool read, plus he’s a snazzy dresser Also, we totally read “Dancing Tips From Tom Bergeron” as “Dancing...
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A Days of Y’Orr Public Service Announcement

Over the past several days, we’ve received a lot of feedback regarding some of our opinions on our dear, dear Bruins. Apparently a lot of people are upset. Apparently we’ve offended a lot of people by things we’ve said or done. Apparently some of these people feel we should ease up on the Bruins or apologize or go die in a hole. The DOY Staff wants to let you know we’ve heard...
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Boston Bruins sign Simon Gagne to one-year deal

When you’re averaging one goal per game, you do things like this… Gagne's one-year contract is worth a cap figure of $600,000 ^CS — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 14, 2014 From the Bruins press release: In his 13 seasons playing in the NHL, Gagne has scored a total of 288 goals with 309 assists for 597 points and a career plus-129 rating in 799 games. The 34-year...
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Special 6 Million Dollar Guest Recap. Bruins Lose.

Editor’s note: All of the DOY guys were busy doing better things that watching this hot pile of garbage, so we decided to bring in a guest writer today. Luckily, our number one choice wasn’t doing anything, so we bring you the musings of Bruins’ “first-line” winger, Milan Lucic.   Hey, gang. Milan Lucic here. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m the biggest...
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The Bruins accidentally discover the net on Columbus Day

The Bruins accidentally discover the net on Columbus Day. — Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) October 13, 2014 Bruins tie it up in the second.
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4. Colorado Avalanche at Boston Bruins. Are They Trying Yet?

Set to the tune of 1492. In the year fourteen of zero plus two, The Bruins started one and two. They were just slapped down in Washington, And the stench of losing followed them. They lost by day, they lost by night, Tuukka was burnt from the red goal light. They had no way to score a goal, For David Krejci hurt his soul. He wasn’t able to dish the puck, And no one else could...
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Say Hello to the Boston Bees

Here’s a cool Transformer-inspired logo for Boston, created by Dave’s Geeky Ideas. Dave also makes those amazing nerdy hockey jerseys over at Dave’s Geeky Hockey, so be sure to check his stuff out. I’m personally waiting for an Assassin’s Creed jersey.   Already better than the NHL Guardians series.  
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If a recap fell in the forest…Bruins LOSE (badly)!

I was actually in the airport the other day when Pez asked whether I was able to write this recap.  I, like the Bruins, was on my way home from the **** show that had transpired at the Joe on Thursday night.  Jokingly (or at least I thought at the time), I said if the B’s played like they did against the Wings, all I’d have to do is post a single picture of hot garbage.  After...
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3. Washington Capitals at Boston Bruins. Take Back On The Boychuk Trade? Please?

Apologies in advance for any spelling or grammar errors, I just finished rinsing the bleach out of my eyes from Thursday night’s Bruins game, brought to you by Planned Parenthood. Man, the Bruins were bad the other night. When you’re facing a goalie as prone to catastrophe as Jimmy Howard, it’s probably in your best interest to put more than 17 shots on net. Combined with...
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David Pastrnak Would’ve Shot The Puck. Bruins Lose.

Autumn in Detroit. The abandoned buildings are changing colors, the Xanax it takes just to walk out the front door has a hint of pumpkin spice, and every day feels like Halloween when your city looks like an episode of Scooby Doo. Nope, those aren’t zombies and skeletons, it’s the Red Wings, a team whose average age is “dead”. The only team in hockey whose boards are livelier...
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Bergeron Leaves Game

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One Shot. One Goal. Bergeron Makes It 1-0.

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Milan Lucic Chasing a Hot Dog

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2. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings. CARON IS BACK!

You can’t keep a good man down. Jordan Caron is back with the Boston Bruins and all is right with the world as I steer the Jordan Caron bandwagon into a massive group of Bruins fans holding pitchforks and torches. Caron was recalled from Providence today but that doesn’t mean he is playing. He could be doing the Malcolm Subban level 9 hangout tonight so there’s no reason for...
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Rask is So Filthy He Gave Us Tuukka Rash. BRUINS WIN!

It’s that wonderful time of year. There’s a slight chill in the October air. The sound of skates scraping on ice fills your ear holes. The Edmonton Oilers begin their annual push for the first overall pick in the draft. The Buffalo Sabres begin their annual quest to do anything of any relevance but inevitably fail immediately. Yes folks, after a painful summer hockey is wonderfully...
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1. Philadelphia Flyers at Boston Bruins. IT! BEGINS!

From the desk of Claude Giroux I… Was… Strollin ’round in Ottawa, My friend, she said, to follow her, I was swigging down some whiskey. I thought I saw a chum, I reached out and plucked his bum, But it turns out my chum was just a cop. The cop, he turned to me, Said that I let his bum free, But the tush was so engaging. I wanted to make friends, But he said this is the end...
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Spooner, Robins, Fraser staying in Boston; Pastrnak to Providence

Some more Bruins player news, starting off with who is and isn’t staying in Boston. First off, who’s staying: Both Spooner and Robins are on the opening night roster, per Chiarelli ^CS — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 7, 2014 Matt Fraser also on the roster as well ^CS — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 7, 2014 This is bittersweet as we’re stoked that Spooner is...
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VIDEO: ‘Thank You, Boychuk’

Sweet tribute video from GermanBsFan. Be sure to check out our Boychuk Tribute and the ever-popular Boychuk Facts.
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Johnny Boychuk Photoshop Eulogy—NO! I DON’T WANNA! I DON’T WANNA!

As is customary when the Bruins trade someone we murder Peter Chiarelli in his sleep we here at Days of Y’Orr say goodbye the only way we can: with photoshops. Johnny Boychuk was our second favorite Boston Bruins behind Shawn Thornton. We made no bones about it. If we were teenage girls we would probably call him “Bae” and re-crustify the sock nailed to the wall at DOY HQ....
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Get ready for your heart to break

For the first time in #Isles Orange & Blue, Johnny Boychuk & @ledpipe08! pic.twitter.com/CPRqRKxcdv — New York Islanders (@NYIslanders) October 6, 2014 Remissness Boychuk’s career with some Johnny Boychuk Facts.
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