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Lipstick On The Pig

I am pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh look how pretty I am!  As you can see, Bloguin has hooked up Days of Y'Orr with a fancy new layout. We're still getting the aspects of the whole thing down, but I didn't want anyone to come here and be scared.  So we are pretty excited. Maybe this means more content! MAYBE! 
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October 15, 2012  |  Discuss

Bruins, Flyers Play to Draw. LOCKOUT WINS.

After a long, painful summer of waiting, the Bruins finally had their season opener last night against those silly Flyers. And boy was the action HOT!Hands down the best game of the season so far!After the jump..... a fake recap that distracted us so we didn't cry..... too much.....
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October 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Opening Night: Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. CANCELLED. EVERYBODY CRY NOW

The NHL has cancelled games up to October 24th which means that the Bruins opening night game in Philadelphia against the Flyers was told to go **** its face. I know there are some blogs out there doing fake game recaps and stuff, but that's to painful for us. We're just going to drink and listen to Sex Bomb-omb because in the words of Scott Pilgrim: WE ARE SEX BOMB-OMB...
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October 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Even Google, Wikipedia Hate The Flyers

Click here for a larger imageA reader sent this to us in a Facebook message and it was so awesome that we had to mention it to the masses. Do yourself a favor and google "Philadelphia Flyers". **** it, just click here. Someone wondrously trolled the Philadelphia Flyers' Wikipedia page. For those that can't click it at work it states: Noted for the worst ******...
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October 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Bruins' Tyler Seguin "Interview of the Week" With HC Beil

HC Beil conducted an interview with Tyler Seguin in their "Interview of the Week" segment on their website. Here a sample of the goodness from that interview (translated through Google Translate): Tyler, why have you just chosen the EHC Biel during the NHL lockout? When I found out that the lockout is fact, I did not wait long and wanted to play. At least for me it was...
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October 10, 2012  |  Discuss

NHL Players Have Spoken: Bye Bye Bettman

ESPN has ran some stupid thing where athletes anonymously voted on various issues. One of the more humorous ones was:"If your league commish had to run for his office, would you vote for him or for someone else?"The only sport that would re-elect their current Commissioner is MLB. The rest would say goodbye, with NHL players voting for 100% to remove Bettman from office...
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October 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Another DOYer Bites The Dust...

Sometimes you have to take a break from blogging about hockey, or the lack of hockey, and write about things that truly matter. Last year we wrote about our #1 draft pick and this year we get to write about two DOY members getting married. Saturday, Jon told loniless to go **** it's face as he married his fiancee at a beautiful ceremony in New Hampshire. How can you tell that...
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October 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Here's your favorite book!

Team DOY wanted to wish our friends up north of the border a Happy Thanksgiving. We're not up on our Canadian customs but we were told this book is ready every night after dinner, right before bed. (Found via Tumblr)A Canadian Best Seller about a woman ******* a bear? You naughty, naughty Canucks. This looks like Canada's version of 50 Shades of Grey.
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October 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Get your shocked face ready: NHL cancels schedule up through Oct. 24

We all new this was coming. If you're surprised that the NHL is crossing off days from the calendar then you haven't been paying attention. Here's the official statement (not that it matters): The National Hockey League announced today the cancellation of the 2012-13 regular-season schedule through October 24. A total of 82 regular-season games were scheduled for Oct...
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October 04, 2012  |  Discuss

Piss Off Cancer (And Suck It KPD)

Two years ago I lost my stepmother to ocular melanoma and it was ******* devastating. I'm going to head into a sob story, but everyone (or mostly everyone) has lost someone due to some form of cancer or cancerous mass. Also, recently, Kevin Paul Dupont tweeted out how much the MSM is better than bloggers and one of his reasons was "charity". Apparently because bloggers...
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October 03, 2012  |  Discuss

Tyler Seguin scores first goal for HC Biel, fans refuse to suck his dick

Tyler Seguin scored his first goal for EHC Biel last night. Apparently the opposing team felt the need to leave Seguin all by his lonesy in front of the net. Ripped a wrister for a goal.But if Seguin was expecting some puck bunnies to drop to their knees to celebate, he might be in for a surprise. He was greeted with the following sign at his first game for Biel:We imagine this...
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October 03, 2012  |  Discuss

It's Official: David Krejci Signs With HC Pardubice

It was rumored for awhile that David Krejci would go play hockey for a Czech team and today, it is now official. Krejci will play for HC Pardubice of the Czech Extraliga.  Done, we succeeded! CSOB Insurance for HC Pardubice during the lockout will play in the NHL David Krejci . "I can confirm everything. David Krejci will arrive on Thursday afternoon, we believe that...
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October 03, 2012  |  Discuss

Patrice Bergon to play for HC Lugano (Switzerland)

Earlier today we learned that Zdeno Chara was leaving for the KHL and now Patrice Bergeron has also made a decision. According to HC Lugano's website, Bergeron will join the team in the "coming days." Google translation also had some... amusing interpretations of the original press release: The Hockey Club Lugano chose his NHL star for the duration of the lockout and...
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October 02, 2012  |  Discuss

DOY on 'All the Kings Men' podcast

Last night I stayed up past his bedtime to speak with our friends over at the Royal Half and All the King's Men podcast as part of their Locktober Month. We talked about missing out on Rask's first full year as a starter for the Bs, Dougie Hamilton, KPD's "get off my lawn" attitude and what DOY GM & Ace Reporter Patrice Purrgeron is going to be doing during...
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October 02, 2012  |  Discuss

Big Z heading back to Prague

Another Bruin is heading for greener pastures, or at least active ones. Zdeno Chara is heading to the KHL to play for HC Lev Praha in the Czech Republic, according to his agent Matt Keaton."He has friends there, and it's within hours of his home in Slovakia and it's a great hockey city," Keator said.Chara will be playing with Calgary Flames' Jiri Hudler and...
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October 02, 2012  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Andrew Ference helps raise money for You Can Play

This morning we saw long-time DOY reader @lisa617 tweet a link of Andrew Ference and the You Can Play Project:Ference continuing to be a beast and the Tea Party's worst nightmare. Good video of the turnout he's gotten for the asscrack of dawn stair workout, too. Also, we think Ference blinded us with those sneakers... holy cow. From the YCPP website: Andrew had been Tweeting...
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September 26, 2012  |  Discuss

Days of Y'Orr Films Presents: The Lockout

They met one fateful summer at Bruins training camp. One a newly drafted player scared and alone in a new town. The other an AHL regular looking to make the big team. From the moment Tyler pulled into TD Garden's parking lot and saw the forklift carrying Brad's nose, he knew they'd have something special.They became fast friends. They did everything together, "except...
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September 25, 2012  |  Discuss

Photoshop Contest: Mamma Said Lock You Out

We gotta entertain ourselves somehow and making jokes is how we cope with difficult times... like the NHL Lockout. Therefore we're having another Days of Y'Orr Photoshop Contest. Hopefully this can top the "Things Guy Boucher is Holding" expo we had lduring the 2010-2011 playoffs.Send us your best (or worst) NHL Lockout Photoshops. It can be anything from making...
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September 25, 2012  |  Discuss

PRESEASON: Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals Pre-Season Preview

After the jump, we break down this year's first preseason game...   
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September 25, 2012  |  Discuss

Tuukka Rask Headed To HC Plzen in Czech Republic

GOD. *******. DAMMIT.    Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask headed to HC Plzen in Czech Republic. — Craig Custance (@CraigCustance) September 24, 2012 Tuukka is now off to the Czech. That makes 3 Bruins playing over there. As always, keep up with our running list of where Bruins are going.  
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September 24, 2012  |  Discuss

Peverley Heading to SM-liiga's JYP

Another Bruin is flying over the pond to play hockey. Rich Peverley has agreed to a contract with SM-liiga's JYP. From the team (and probably translated horribly by Google Chrome:) JYP is the player who made the Agreement of 30-year-old Canadian center forward Rich peverley (183 cm/87 kg R). The agreement will last NHL lockout period, up to the entire period 2012 - 2013. Days...
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September 24, 2012  |  Discuss

Where Are They Now: NHL Lockout Edition

The NHL Lockout has affected owners, players, arena employees and fans alike. Sure, the owners don't give a **** about us but that's a story for a different time. With players jet-setting around the glove to play hockey, Days of Y'Orr has decided to keep a running list of where the Bruins will be playing (if they are). We will update this throughout the season and keep...
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September 20, 2012  |  Discuss

Tyler Seguin signs with Swiss League. Sweet Jebus.

Yesterday I tweeted out that Tyler Seguin was going to play in Switzerland and no one really paid attention.  Rumors around DOY HQ has Ference to the Czech and Seguin to the Swiss. #bankonit — PezDOY (@PezDOY) September 19, 2012 Unfortuantely, I was 2 for 2. The Fourth Period confirmed today on Twitter that Seguin has agreed to play in the Swiss League.   I've received...
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September 20, 2012  |  Discuss

Its Official; Ference Heading To Czech

Oh Andrew, say it aint so...Yesterday Ference tweeted this out: Going back to my old team,Ceske Budejovice,on Oct 7 barring any CBA.I'll buy any Bostonian a Budvar if I see you there. twitter.com/Ferknuckle/sta… — Andrew Ference (@Ferknuckle) September 20, 2012 For those at home wonder, a Budvar is a brand of beer served over there. He also included a picture of him...
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September 20, 2012  |  Discuss

NMA.TV Animates the NHL Lockout

I have nothing to really say about this. Just watch it. 
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September 18, 2012  |  Discuss
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