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Blogging: My Evil Temptress
I've been meaning to do this for a while. Former readers have inquired, "what has happened?" some light background music, while this post melts your faceAs I browse through the frivolous, detached good times I've enjoyed at this URL since 2006, there are many things I miss about blogging.The creative outlet, the cordial back-and-forth amongst fans, the ivory tower...
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February 05, 2010
You Serious, Clark?
Take a deep breath and embrace your inner douche. [Warning: this video contains pseudo-intentional douchocity at previously unrecorded levels]Why does it seem Bama fans have the market cornered on horrendous SEC youtubery?
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October 05, 2009
Geek Picks Ole Miss?
Not so sure about this. Vandy beats Ole Miss like Ole Miss beats Florida. Ugly. In my book, the Rebs are a train wreck until proven otherwise. The Geek gives me pause`.
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October 02, 2009
Free Geekage
Boise State (-7) 38 Fresno State 20 This is one of our free plays for the week. Our lifetime record (5 years) is 63% (215-119-7), including 68% (52-24-1) last year! We have already released a recommended play on tonight’s GT-Miami game, click here to get our plays. We’ve set up a separate page for Deepsouthsports to view our analysis of Boise State – Fresno as well as...
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September 18, 2009
Geek's Free Play
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September 11, 2009
Geekage
The Geek Sheet Sports 2009
the raciest picture ever to appear on DSS
If you're betting on football without The Geek's insight, well you probably look about as dumb as a topless Andre Smith running the forty. Learn from the guys with a verified 68% winning record.
This week's free play:
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South Carolina @ NCSU (-5)
Not very often we...
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September 03, 2009
Got Four, A-hole?
Some cow-college barner sent this to me. That doesn't make it any less true. Who knew the truth could be so gosh damn hilarious.RTR!!!1Your Bama Fan(s) of the Week:don't eff with that white haired dude tossing the football (Stabler?)More where this came from: friendsoftheprogram
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August 18, 2009
Who's the Freshman?
Shots and Thoughts from Ole Miss Two-A-Dayscourtesy of the fine photographer at Rebelsports.netOne of these massive gentlemen is a true-freshman OT hopeful while the other is a senior, first team All-SEC OT. Who's who? No cheating, a-hole.Greg Hardy (86) motions as if to say, "Come hither, young quarterback...for this day, I dine on your soul!" In the background...
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August 13, 2009
"More Hype, Please"
I'm thinking it's time to just embrace the hype with open arms. There's no use fretting over stuff like this anymore ("Does the SI Curse apply to regional covers, or is that the Madden curse?") Be it the top 10 Coaches/SID ranking, the Houston Nutt cover or the reality show. At this point, does it really matter? When does the law of diminishing returns take...
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August 11, 2009
"The Blindside" Trailer - Don't Cry at Work
I'm somewhat impressed. I thought it would be a trainwreck, considering Orgeron is directly involved. He doesn't exactly have the Midas touch when it comes to acting or, well talking. Who knows though. Trailers can be very deceiving.The director and producers didn't seem too over concerned with messy details like authenticity and realism since they filmed a movie...
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August 03, 2009
Erin "I'm kind of a big deal" Andrews' 911 Call
[jabba @ nafoom]What a potty mouth. I don't think Andrews deserves to live in an exclusive gated community talking like that. And I love how the 911 operator calls EA's ********. "Hmmm, you're all over the news, eh? I've never heard of you...Sorry."I used to feel real bad for Erin, getting caught up in this nasty pornographic mess. But now I get the...
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July 29, 2009
Man of the People
"F%$& that, lady. No, I will not shake your icky, nicotine encrusted, yellowy hand. Although, I looove that purse...where did you get it!?!"
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July 23, 2009
"Welcome to The Nicest Hotel in Birmingham, AL"
"Congratulations...You've got lice."hat tip: Team Speed Kills
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July 23, 2009
What Ole Miss Hype?
courtesy of David Brant and SI (yeah, that's Houston Nutt)
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July 14, 2009
Finebaum Picks 2009 "Trainwreck" Ole Miss to beat Alabama? Odd.
This is why I don't post in July. (...or june, and so on) Two scoops of vanilla fluff from Paul Finebaum:Written April 14, 2009:Oct. 10: at Ole Miss -- Who would have ever believed this could be one of the top games of the year in the SEC? Could ESPN GameDay be at the Grove? Ole Miss has given Alabama fits lately, losing by 4, 3, 3 and 3 in the last four years. Are the Rebels...
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July 14, 2009
Seriously?! The guy on the left is an SEC head coach?
Peyton poses with a star camper at the recent "Manning Passing Academy" WTF? And Yankee NFL fans make fun of Elisha for looking like a douchey little brother?"Um...Love what Layla's done with the place, Lane."[Clay Travis]
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April 12, 2009
The Kige Party: Masters Edition
"A Tradition Like Any Other"Kige has really come into his own lately. He's like a young Dave Rowe paired with the wit and timing of a seasoned Harry Caray. Enjoy...[halpert @ nafoom]
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April 11, 2009
Crack Rock for the Rebel Soul
RebelFootball2000 put together this heart warming 2008 compilation, which is almost bittersweet as we toil though the spring and summer doldrums. As the cherry on top of this video's awesomeness, how uplifting is that totally wholesome and pure 1980's synthesized motivational music?NFL QBs Beware: Peria Jerry (#98) is a bad MOFOOh, and here's the 2009 version of the...
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March 29, 2009
Who Wouldn't Want to Spend 5 Years With Nick Saban?
When Saban doesn't get a recruit, he in no way acts (or looks) like a spoiled seven-year-old, deprived of his "woobie."As few may know, yesterday was the first day of spring practice for the Ole Miss Rebels, which was open to the public. It just so happens that somehow Beast/Child 5-Star Hargrave recruit, Bobby Massie was in attendance, on the sidelines with the Rebel...
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March 28, 2009
Holy Crap (the remix)
If you haven't seen the original, uncut version of this assault on intelligence, well check here. All I can say is "WTF?" Throughout the Rodger Clemens hearings, the Free The Hops effort here in Alabama and crap like this, it's a wonder our government can manage to wipe its collective ass.U.S. (really?!?) Congresswoman Corrine BrownCorrine's Wiki
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March 20, 2009
"How'd your big pro-day go, Andre?"
My first Lol-effort. You're welcome. A bigger (nightmare fuel) image, if you dare.- The story - the "i can has cheezburger" original
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March 12, 2009
Bama Fan of the Week - Ninjin' Edition
I usually hate stuff like this, but this dude is effing impressive. He takes over-the-top redneckery and turns it on its ear...whatever the hell that means. He's everything "the cowboy" wants to be when he grows up...[ridgereb84]
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January 30, 2009
Texas Comes Strong With The Oklahoma Smack...
This is a revelation. The Big XII is making fun of itself, and doing a damn fine job. Funnier than anything I've seen on SNL lately, those no-talent-ass-clowns.
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January 22, 2009
How To Beat Florida
by Houston NuttSon of a bee-sting. I can't get enough of those highlights. Yep, some of the best plays of the season that Holly, over at EDSBS, strangely left out of her 2008 highlight video?[HT: SSMUND]
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January 08, 2009
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