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Chimp's NFL Week 11 Pick Em
13 hours ago by
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Last week we were a disappointing 7-8, although I should've been 8-7 since I would've picked Jacksonville had I known MJD was going to play, but that is the pitfalls in making your picks on Friday morning, so I'll stick with the 7-8. Although you know, and I know, what...
Apparently Katy Perry's Assets Are Worth More Than Iceland's
1 day ago by
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West Ham should thank Russell Brand for choosing Katy Perry to service his needs at the present time. They may be able to pull themselves out of massive debt thanks to her assets. Icelandic millionaires came in and tried to save the team but their country's economy tanked and so...
Bengals' Cheerleader Proves Age Aint Nuthin But A Number
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This lady here? Her name is Laura Vikmanis. She is a Ben-Gal, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader. She is also the oldest cheerleader in the NFL at 41 years old. That's right. 41. Basically, the Bengals have hired Stiffler's mom to dance for them. MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF! She...
Black College Football: The Video Game Experience!
1 day ago by
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How many people knew this game existed? I certainly didn't. I'm not at all opposed to a video game concentrating on historically black colleges football programs, the more exposure the better, no what I am opposed to is how shotty this game is...and by all accounts it is horrrrrible...
Figure Skaters Gone Wild
1 day ago by
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Brian Boitano has a cooking show on Food Network. Let that marinate for a moment. I should be angry but I'm not. These are the same clowns that forced Rachel Ray and Guy Fieri on us without so much as an apology. I refuse to accept that Boitano deserves his own cooking show but...
Jason Maxiell Shows Anderson Varejao How To Not Get Posterized
2 days ago by
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Dwyane Wade made Anderson Varejao look like Frederic Weis when he dunked on him and his whole family last week. They felt that down in Santa Teresa. The Lakers' Shannon Brown tried to come with the thunder on the Pistons' Jason Maxiell and well...That is how you maintain your...
Aw That's A Brazilian Shower?
2 days ago by
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It's not every day that a Brazilian Shower video turns up in your mailbox. There was no way we were going to look it when we first got it. "Aw what's in the box?? What's in the ******* box??" It wasn't too long ago that the rainbow country brought us the horror...
Run Dennis Run: The Worm Pulls A Drink And Dash Fail
2 days ago by
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There was a guy we knew in Washington DC who was infamous for going to bars with expired credit cards, running up tabs and breaking out on them. It got to the point where no one wanted to be around him because you never knew when he was going to get thrown out, punched for saying something...
By The Middle Of November When The Pregnancy Starts In His Horse's Placenta, Robert Van Persie's Gone Til December
2 days ago by
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Some Chinese healers say the first piss of the morning heals black toe nails. Bull ***** is also considered to be an aphrodisiac. Footballers have relied on injury treatments involving goat's blood and Viagra in the past. A horse's placenta? Why the hell not?Arsenal and Netherlands...
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Pick Em
7 days ago by
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Well last week was pretty freakin average. We went 7-6, although truthfully, I would've changed my Indy -9 pick as I found out about their injuries on their D later in the week, but ya can't cry over spilled milk. We were perfect on the Locks of the Week and Upset Specials...
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Thursday Night Football Game Edition Pick Em
7 days ago by
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Normally I don't do any picks until Friday morning, but since there is a game tonight, I am going to pick just tonight's game and give you the rest of the picks in the morning. So on to the picks. As always, all lines are from TheGreek. Hot cheerleader is Janelle from the Jetstar...
Ron Artest Is A Boxing Fan...No One Is Surprised By This
8 days ago by
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Ron Artest stopped by Manny Pacquiao's sparing session the other day and offered up his thoughts on the upcoming Pacquiao/Cotto fight to the LA Times.Shocker that Artest is a fan of fighting huh? I never would've thought that. He's even gonna try to fit the fight into his...
Entirely Useless Nikes Look Really Cool
8 days ago by
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So junk artist Gabriel Dishaw loves his art and he loves his Nikes. So he decided to mix the two together to make some pretty sweet looking junk art replicas of some classic Nike kicks like the one above and below. Can you get a better name than Frankenstein Terminators inspired by...
Raiders' Defensive Back Proves Al Davis Isnt The Only One Out Of Touch With Reality
8 days ago by
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The "other" Chris Johnson, a defensive back on the Raiders, said yesterday that the Raiders could go 8-0 in the 2nd half of the NFL season and finish up the year at 10-6. Wow. There actually might be one person in Oakland that is more out of touch with reality than Al Davis...
Did Malcolm X Die So Mancunians Can Walk Around Like Chumps
8 days ago by
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First Oasis breaks up and now this. Remember how down Marcus was when Jacqueline played him in Boomerang? The people of Manchester must feel the same way. Times are ill on the blue side of Manchester these days. Oasis breaks up, Man City's playing like a mid-table team and now...
Vernon Davis Predicts Pain For The Chicago Bears
9 days ago by
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Hey woman! Who didn't love Mr. T in Rocky III? He was the bad guy but a small part of everyone except Italian tuxedo fans would have been fine if he beat Rocky in the second fight. His one liners and smooth seduction of Adrian ensured his place in movie history.49ers tight end...
And You Said Mad Max Wasn't A Period Piece
9 days ago by
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Humongous says no free kick!!Well that settles that. The AFL has settled the argument over whether the Mad Max trilogy can be seen as a set of period pieces. It can. The trilogy is based on historical events past, present and future.A simple on-field dispute over the awarding of a...
Tony Gonzalez And His Lady Are Getting Buck Naked For PETA
9 days ago by
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There's a little sumthin' sumthin' for everyone thanks to Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez, his wife October and PETA. The couple is posing nude for the organization's "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. They join such luminaries as Dennis Rodman, Tommy...
Untitled
9 days ago by
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Who says the Obama administration isn't creating jobs? They're creating cushy jobs in tropical locales. The people should be lovin' it.
Everything Will Take Place At Cowboys Stadium
9 days ago by
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Did you know that you're having your next birthday at Cowboys Stadium? No? Well you know now. Surprise. Your nephew's bar mitzvah? Cowboys Stadium. The Winter Olympics? You know where it'll be. Me getting with your moms? Cowbo ... I'm just playin'. I'm going...
Quote Of The Day
10 days ago by
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"I left Roma, and I left Real Madrid," he said after Sampdoria's 0-0 draw with Bari. "If people aren't happy any more, then I can pack my bags here too. People here have got used to eating Nutella, and maybe every now and then they have to eat ****."-- Antonio...
Jamal Lewis, Nate Newton And Bam Morris Should Go Into Business Together
10 days ago by
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Step off! My deal! My delivery!Say it ain't so, Cleveland. Jamal Lewis is going to pack up his bags and retire at the end of the season. The bruising running back is sick of losing and he isn't going to take it anymore. He's got bigger and better things to do like build...
Nate Burleson Thinks He Is Joe Namath
10 days ago by
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...or Herm Edwards actually since he's paraphrasing him at one point during his misguided guarantee of a win on Sunday vs the Cardinals in the video below. You'd think he would've learned from history that this sort of thing generally doesn't end well. That most teams...
John Terry Loves Carp But His Dad Loves Coke
10 days ago by
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The Fiver brings us the excellent news that Chelsea and England captain John Terry will be gracing the cover of this week's Angler's Mail. He discusses his love of fishing and laments that he won't have much time to work on it before the World Cup next year. We haven'...
Douche Of The Week
10 days ago by
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The Deuce is great when it comes to starting weekly posts that we have no intention of keeping up. This one is no different. Douche of the Week should be self-explanatory. Email us if you need clarification. You may find yourself in the mix for the following week. First up is a fan...
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