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Whiskey and Russians 1, Swine Flu 0
August 04, 2009 by
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Normally we'd never say anything to disrespect swine. Homer not only wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey but he also proclaimed the pig to be a magical animal. Who are we to argue with him? We're not VOB.Russia, under the guidance of the almighty Guus Hiddink, is traveling to Wales...
Now Worthless, Nike To Give Back Lebron Dunk Tapes
August 04, 2009 by
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Now that TMZ and Ebaum's Nation both have rendered the value of any more video of Jordan Crawford's dunk on Lebron James to be virtually worthless, Nike has decided to give back the footage it confiscated that started this whole mess to begin with. Our long national nightmare...
Video Game Gambling: The New Frontier
August 04, 2009 by
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We at the Deuce love gambling and we love video games, so what better than to combine the two for a brand new addiction? Yes, its video game betting. Two web sites are now online to give you the excitement of betting on the outcome of an event, like sports betting, and allowing you...
Random Video of Horrific Violence: Fork Snap Faceplant
August 04, 2009 by
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The thing that makes this video is that the guys who posted it just knew you were going to rewind it about 100 times...so they made it easy on you and did it themselves, saving you the hassle. Awesome faceplant and awesome editorial decision on the fine director of this video. Hats...
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August 04, 2009 by
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Plaxico Burress was indicted by a grand jury yesterday. His NFL career might just be over.
Hacking David Ortiz' Email
August 03, 2009 by
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The guys at Maxim.com created a nifty graphic of what it "Big Papi" David Ortiz' email inbox would possibly look like right now. I love the Amazon order of Tom Emanski's book. Classic.From Maxim.com
Someone Ripped A Fart During the Buick Open
August 03, 2009 by
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Could be fake for sure. It at least sounds fake. I'm saying its probably fake. Its pretty loud, right into a mic and is a typical fake juicy fart sound, but you can watch for yourself and see Tiger Woods and his caddy, Steve Williams, laugh right when the fart sound happens. Nothin...
Bikini World Record Bid Comes Up A Bit Short
August 02, 2009 by
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An attempt to break the record for most women in bikinis photographed at one time was foiled yesterday when just 42 of the required 1,924 women actually showed up. Whoops, someone's gonna get fired. The organizers are reportedly blaming the bad weather forecast in the English town...
Dear Brett Favre
July 28, 2009 by
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Today, you announced that you will remain retired and not join the Vikings to make up for the giant suckfest of a season that you had last year with the NY Jets. And while ESPN along with its Bristol chapter of the cult of Brett tried to make us believe that this was a story that we...
Jammy Donuts Make Steven Gerrard Go Apes**t
July 23, 2009 by
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Poor Stevie G. The England and Liverpool midfielder is throwing himself on the mercy of the courts after being charged with affray for beating a bar patron like a rented mule. He should be used to pleading his case. He begs referees for penalties after diving on a weekly basis during...
Deuce Book Review: Cooperstown Confidential
July 23, 2009 by
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Cooperstown Confidential: Heroes, Rogues, and the Inside Story of the Baseball Hall of FameBy Zev ChafetsIts not often that we review books here on the Deuce, mostly because we barely have enough time to run this site without having to read novels, but this one in particular caught...
Mitch Williams and Rick Ankiel Feel Juan Castillo's Pain
July 23, 2009 by
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Of course I threw a wild pitch and didn't hit my target. I'm in the minors. If I could throw strikes, I'd be in the majors. That would probably carry more weight than "I was aiming for the dugout but beaned a fan in the forehead". Oh wait.Juan Castillo was pitching...
NBA Jam Pool Style
July 23, 2009 by
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Don't try this at home, kids. We don't want anyone Greg Louganising themselves.
Reggie Lewis And The Officer In The Skipgate Controversy Go Way Back
July 23, 2009 by
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By now, most people have heard about the arrest of Harvard professor Henry "Skip" Louis Gates, Jr. by Cambridge Police. He broke into his house after coming back from a trip after being locked out and a neighbor called 911. Police responded and somehow ended up arresting...
Jim Telfer Wants Them Baying For F**king Springbok Blood
July 23, 2009 by
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If this 1997 pre-match speech doesn't make you want to run through a wall, this one definitely will.Jim Telfer is the judge and don't you forget it. I'm off to look for a ******* English pub, a pint of Guinness and a fish and chips shop.
Noel Gallagher Actually Doesn't Wax Idiotic About Manchester City
July 23, 2009 by
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Noel Gallagher of Oasis has some interesting things to say about his favorite soccer team. Man City's number one fan** sat down with Football365 and discussed the state of the team. Topics included their newly found riches and the prospects for the upcoming Premier League season...
Ronaldo Is Like Freddy Into Dreams
July 22, 2009 by
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It's always good when we can drop a Big Pun line into a post. Ronaldo sure knows how to pick them. First he gets in trouble for rolling with a gaggle of transvestites and now he's starring in an Iranian movie.Ronaldo is set to play himself in an Iranian movie about a Palestine...
Keeping It In The Family The Mattingly Way
July 22, 2009 by
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Who could forget this Nick Nolte worthy mugshot? An athlete could only hope to have this dead sexy on his arm. Kim Mattingly is back. This time she's bringing some family and she will cut off that TV if you don't take her insults like a man.Taylor Mattingly, the oldest son...
Why Wont ESPN Cover News?
July 22, 2009 by
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By now, everyone should know the whole Ben Roethlisberger civil suit story, and if you dont go ahead and read this then come on back. Ok, now, everyone should also know that ESPN is purposefully not reporting on this news story, even releasing statements why they wont cover it, despite...
JP Losman Has Given Up The Dream
July 22, 2009 by
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This is just further proof that former Buffalo Bill J.P. Losman can't cut it in the NFL right here. The rumors were true, instead of holding out for a backup QB position in the big leagues, Losman has decided to sign with the Las Vegas UFL team coached by Jim Fassel. Here's...
There Must Be A Law Against Starting A 12 Year Old. Oh That's Right. It's Bolivia
July 21, 2009 by
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The last thing I remember about Bolivia is eating an Argentinian steak in Santa Cruz and not being able to taste it due to some type of flu-like sickness I picked up in Chile. For all I know, it could have been a horse or a homeless Quechua man. I'm pretty sure it was one of the...
This Teenager Is VERY Talented
July 21, 2009 by
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The chicks dig the swimmers.Via Universal Sports
Come Home Late From The Game? That's A Stabbin'
July 21, 2009 by
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Your mind's not playing tricks on you. This post's title is similar to the previous one. We just can't be bothered to try this afternoon. We also don't have some crazy wife waiting at home to stab us because we got lazy while blogging. Too bad the same can't be...
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July 21, 2009 by
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Chinese kid executes a perfect Transformers fail. Optimus Prime says "Sdgertwg".
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