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Tony Dungy Doesn't Think Much Of The Gays And Jay Cutler
June 03, 2009 by
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Everyone knows Tony Dungy's take on gay marriage. The gays aren't qualified for marriage let alone equal rights in his opinion. That's what "the Lord says" and he's "on the Lord's side". He also doesn't think that new Bears quarterback Jay...
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June 03, 2009 by
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A man in his 70s is running around Ashland, Oregon in the nude and he's making little girls cry. Hilarious and legal unless you run through downtown Ashland.
Mike Tyson Wanted To Do Some Skullduggery On Brad Pitt
June 03, 2009 by
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The Deuce took a trip to the movies to see Tyson last night. We'll come right out and say it. One of the best documentary releases this year. Don't forget the Mike Tyson you think you know but be prepared to see a Mike Tyson you don't know. His honesty is riveting and...
God Bless You, Jason Miller. You Are Living My Fantasy
May 31, 2009 by
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When the Deuce comes back, the Deuce comes back strong. None of this half-ass Mase comeback business. We're not going to short change our reader(s) until next week at the earliest.First on the menu, ring entrances. Forget Prince Naseem Hamed. His JV ring entrances were nothing...
You May Have Noticed We Haven't Been Posting
May 19, 2009 by
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Well, even if you haven't noticed our absence from the sports blogosphere its Chimpanzee Rage here to tell you that, no, we aren't dead...yet. Sure this year has been an off year for us at the Deuce so far, but Mustafa and I are not killing the site yet, we've just taken...
Kathy Lee Said She'd Kill Regis Last. She Lied
May 06, 2009 by
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Revenge has an interesting way of working itself out. Sometimes it comes in a revolving door or a barber chair. Other times, it strikes in the least expected place. Kathy Lee Gifford should get some respect for being so crafty. She stayed relatively chill after getting bounced off...
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May 06, 2009 by
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Fart Box wants a divorce. This could get smelly. Boom. We'll get our coats.
The Mexicutioner Is Turning On His Own People
May 05, 2009 by
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Ricky Hatton should consider himself lucky that Manny Pacquiao's knockout punch didn't kill him for more than two minutes. Unfortunately for three Filipinos, it killed them permanently. Three people in the Philippines died of heart attacks approximately at the moment Pacquiao...
The Greatest Skateboard Evarrrr
April 29, 2009 by
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The Scarpar is a creation of some insane aussies who thought that sticking some tank like treads on a skateboard and hooking a motor up to it would be awesome. Well, turns out, they were right and it is pretty damn awesome. This thing can go anywhere except on water, well liquid water...
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April 29, 2009 by
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I love this classic video of a weatherman who needs to take a break RIGHT NOW. Brought back to life from Pwned video.
Granny Yoga Instructor Will Teach You A Thing or Two
April 29, 2009 by
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This woman, Bette Calman of Melbourne, Australia, is 83 years old and still teaching yoga, which she has done for the past 40 years.“You're never too old,” Calman [said]. “The body is a remarkable instrument. It can stretch and stretch, and get better all the time.”Here...
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April 29, 2009 by
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Awesome video of a soccer coach giving his own player a beat down here from the good folks at Dirty Tackle
McEnore and Mayne Back At It Again
April 29, 2009 by
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Another big sporting event is coming along with the Kentucky Derby and Kenny Mayne and John McEnroe are back at their shtick again goofin around and helping to promote a healthy prostate. Last time they were all about the NCAA tourney now its all about horses of course. Actually, there...
A Roller Skating Jam Called Ziggy
April 29, 2009 by
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Pittsburgh Steelers first-round draft pick Evander "Ziggy" Hood spent his high school years serving food to customers at a Sonic in Amarillo, Texas. He did it while on roller skates. "I could pretty much do everything, from flipping patties to car hopping, riding around...
Derek Fisher Left His Stalker In El Segundo
April 29, 2009 by
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Derek Fisher's finally big time. He got himself a stalker. Really? That's one step above stalking Andray Blatche. No, that's wrong. Blatche stalks hookers. Fisher convinced a court to issue a restraining order against Symone Fisher who he accuses of stalking him. All she...
John Facenda Must Be Rolling In His Grave
April 29, 2009 by
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The Autumn Wind is no longer a pirate. It is no longer a Raider. It is a devastating nuclear wind that foreshadows a new axis of evil on the horizon. NFL fans can finally have it their way and combine their loves of football and Crocs. In the name of NFL Films, what marketing evil...
Ex NFL'er Orlando Brown Dreams Big
June 12, 2008 by
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Some people when they retire have dreams of being a movie star, a television analyst, a musician, or even the writer of the world's next great novel. Not Orlando Brown, he dreams bigger...and fatter. Orlando Brown is bringing the Washington DC/Baltimore area their first Fatburger...
Mike Hart Channels Drunk, Idiot Kicker
June 11, 2008 by
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Former Michigan and current Indianapolis Colts running back Mike Hart just doesn't know when to be quiet. He should have learned his lesson when he called out Stanford head coach Jim Harbaugh for criticizing Michigan's low academic standards for athletes but he's back with...
Manny Acta And Elijah Dukes Dont See Eye To Eye
June 11, 2008 by
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Here's the footage of Manny Acta and Elijah Dukes going at it in the dugout after Lastings Milledge hit a homer to give the Nationals the league. Needless to say, they are not happy with each other for some reason.
Constitutional Vol. "Lets Link It Up"
June 10, 2008 by
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Its been awhile for the links since I've been in and out of here, so lets throw up a bunch of stuff that's been sittin around the ole inbox for the past couple weeks. Welcome to the Constitutional:
Jose Guillen Reminds Me Of Somone
June 10, 2008 by
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Is it me or is Jose Guillen starting to look a little like a combination of these two guys nowadays?
Darryl Strawberry Teachin Them Kids Right
June 10, 2008 by
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I couldn't think of a better place for a former all-star cokehead than teaching young baseball players how to be professional ball players. Darryl Strawberry is a roving instructor for the New York Mets organization, a job given to him by Mets VP and GM Omar Minaya where Straw...
The New Old Hotness? Pushball!
June 10, 2008 by
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Now that roller derby and kickball and bocce ball (yes bocce ball, that might have to be another post) have turned into this generation's new urban hipster type games, some more hip than others...*cough**ahem*kickball sucks*cough*, is it time to revive some more old hotness? I...
All The Shards Of Glass You Can Handle
June 03, 2008 by
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There's something glorious about watching a basketball player shatter a backboard with a thunderous dunk. Its even more special to watch a 4 minute compilation of dunks destroying backboards. This is just fun right here.
Actual NYC Fight Club?
June 03, 2008 by
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In Union Square, in the heart of NYC, a fight club exists. No it doesn't seem to be like the movie where the only rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club, the site And I Am Not Lying got tipped to it by an email from a friend. Its also not done at night in a...
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