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Chelsea Yeah

I'm over Chelsea's loss in this season's Champions League final yeah. So's this Chelsea fan yeah. What is penalties yeah? I'm Chelsea straight through and through like him yeah. I still love Winston Bogarde and Chris Sutton. I'll always love them yeah. Chelsea yeah?
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/06...
 

Forgiveness Please: The Alou-Bartman Story

Media outlets reported that Moises Alou forgave Steve Bartman for interfering in that fateful play during the 2003 NLCS. Of course, the Deuce was all over it like the best sports blogging team on the internet. We should just repeat that phrase in every post like a couple of insecure...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/06...
 

Russell Crowe Gets Some Of His Own Medicine

Russell Crowe could not say Sunday was a good day for him. Peter Holmes a Court, part-owner of the South Sydney Rabbitohs along with Crowe, resigned as chairman and coach Jason Taylor gave Crowe an earful. The Rabbitohs are at the bottom of the National Rugby League table "...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

ESPN Might Have Gotten Something Right

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One Remote To Rule Them All, One Remote To Find Them, One Remote To Bring Them All And In The Darkness Bind Them! This might be the most badass remote control ever made, it is the ESPN "Ultimate Remote Control". This sucker connects via wi-fi to get you program guides...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Man Falls Off Bike, Bike Doesn't Care

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This is pretty cool footage shot from a motorcycle's on-board camera. The rider in this race falls off his bike however, in a fortuitous turn of events for the fallen racer, somehow the bike stays upright. The man sees this, avoids being hit by other racers, runs back to and catches...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

MMA Fighter Found Himself In A Sh*tty Situation

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Saturday night at the Alexandria Riverfront Center in Louisiana, an MMA fighter by the name of Corey Wethey got this sh*t knocked out of him...literally. In the first round of Wethey's fight his opponent, Fred Mitchell, gave him a knee to the body so hard, it caused him to lose...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Cheeseracing!

Sure, its not really a sport, but I have been slacking posting this week due to power outages and my regular drinking binges. Speaking of drinking binges, someone had to be real drunk to think of this "new sport". Its called Cheese Racing.
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Reggie Bush Needs An Intervention

Is Master P involved in sports representation again? We only ask because Reggie Bush could be making some poor (well, idiotic) decisions and obviously his agent is not doing his job. Let's start with the obvious. It's not good for a football player's image to seriously...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

When Making It Rain Goes Wrong

What's happened to Money Mayweather? He appears on the WWE and now he's making Pacman Jones look good up in the club. At least Pacman kept it real when he made it rain in Vegas even if he proceeded to take his money back and tear up the club afterwards. When we say keeping...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

You Couldn't Try This if You Tried

"You're gone! You are with little rabbits! You are in the pen!" What does that even mean? I don't know but this is one hell of a try and a conversion afterwards. Don't sleep on rugby.
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Dwayne Wade Now Owns God

Dwayne Wade loves two things very much, his mother and God. Lucky for him, his mother loves God too, so it only seems natural then that he'd buy his mom her very own church called the Temple of Praise. Having her own church will allow Jolinda Wade to tell the tales of a life that...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Clinton Portis Is A Fan of Country Music

Clinton Portis is a fan of country music or he just likes to keep his boss happy...or maybe just both. In any case, Portis was spotted at the 2008 Country Music Awards, which is, coincidentally enough, now owned by Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder as part of his $175 million purchase...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

We Don't Need Another Hero

Thank you, Jose Offerman. Your services are no longer needed. Like his hero Offerman, pitcher Olivio Astacio brings new meaning to the phrase "batsh*t crazy". Astacio was released from the Pirates organization yesterday after attacking a teammate with a bat during an argument...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Eight Belles Ain't The Only Derby Loser

Early contenders for the Parents of the Year Award go to a Long Island couple who were down to see "the best 2 minutes in sport" no matter what. Kristal Rose Downes and Jhimy Alban Vintimilla left their 2-month old baby in the car for 20 minutes at a Southampton OTB while...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

There's Nothing To See Here, Move Along

"He's getting pummeled." You think? Looks like Roger Clemens' attorney Rusty Hardin has pulled his head out of his rear just in time. Huh? Oh... Hardin made the statement in reference to the public beatdown Clemens is taking in the media for his alleged steroids...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Never Question The Sex Boat. Ever.

You may be the head coach but you never question the Sex Boat. You think he didn't know what he was doing when he demanded the ball? When the Vikings wanted some ass on a boat, did they go to Mike Tice? No. Did they go to Fran Tarkenton or party animal Carl Eller? I don't think...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

MLB Really Wants You To See Indiana Jones

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Here is a screen grab of the Washington Nationals tickets page, click on it if you want it full size. Did you see May 22nd there and notice that the Nationals are playing Indiana Jones that day? What the hell is that? Its not just the Nationals either, if you look at all the MLB games...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Pacman Jones' TN Home, Surprisingly Normal

So Pacman Jones has put his house up on the market since he's been traded to Dallas to play for the Cowboys so now one very rich person has a chance to live like Pacman...which by looking at his house, is pretty damn normal.
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

Random Video of Horrific Violence: Owned By Soccer Goal

Not only did he miss the shot, but he didn't miss the pole. That is a lose lose situation there. As the kids say, dude was pwned.
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

NFL Rookie Prop Bets Are Out

Now that the NFL draft is over, the odds makers have spoken with what they think about this years draft class. We're going to break down what the oddsmakers are thinking when they look at who is favored to win the NFL offensive and defensive rookies of the year awards.
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/05...
 

The Hand Check Is Illegal But....

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>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04...
 

Barry Bonds Doesn't Need A Team To Win

This is almost a half hour of footage of Barry Bonds taking on a Japanese comedian for some Japanese television show. You get to see some of Barry at his bulked up best, cranking balls left and right out of a small ballpark in California, beating the crap out of his opponent in a live...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04...
 

What I Thought Was A B**ch Was Nuthin But A Man

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When will the bad times end for AC Milan and Brazil striker Ronaldo? Once he was almost the greatest soccer player in the history of the universe. Now he's fat, gimpy and getting rolled by trannies. Ronaldo was questioned by police in Sao Paulo after being caught with transvestite...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04...
 

Tigers Fans Start Drinking Young

You know your season is going bad when 7 year olds are drinking in the stands. 47 year old Tigers fan, Christopher Ratte lost custody of his son for a week because his 7 year old son was caught drinking a bottle of Mikes Hard Lemonade in the stands. Ratte's son was thirsty towards...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04...
 

Karl Malone: Father of the Year

Karl Malone's powerful man juice has now spread beyond the world of professional basketball and into the world of professional football. It's widely known that one of former NBA great Karl Malone's bastard children is budding WNBA superstar Cheryl Ford (who was born the...
>> www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04...
 
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