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Well gee, that was dramatic
I don't know what else you might have been doing on Good Friday besides skipping out of work early to watch the NCAA tourney, but if you did anything but that, it sucks to be you, because the Drake-Western Kentucky game was unbelievably excellent. WKU was comfortably in charge the entire game before Drake charged back with a 29-14 run to end regulation and send the game into...
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March 21, 2008
Whale Vagina > Huskies
Just an amazing day of Basketball. Thank you San Diego, Drake, and Western Kentucky. The drinks are on me! Oh wait…..okay, strippers on me!
And don't forget to vote in our NBA March Madness Tourny
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March 21, 2008
Adam Morrison has broken heart
It made me laugh.
I find funny in others pain.
Especially if they look like a heroin addict.
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March 21, 2008
March Madness - NBA Style (Vote here!!!)
Since we NBA fans get little to get buzzed about in March other than what teams will be lotto bound, I've taken it upon myself to make an NBA style March Madness game…
Vote now until Monday for Round 1….
Pass the link around…we want tons of votes!
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March 20, 2008
Outstanding Near Suicidal Save
Good news for Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala: because Toronto won this game, he won't have to commit ritual suicide for allowing a 178-foot goal against the Islanders.
But hey, that's why they make goalie masks: Concealing tears since 1959.
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March 19, 2008
Jessica Simpson Screws Dallas…Again
Here's Jessica Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo courtside at last night's Lakers-Mavericks game. And since Jessica's presence at two Cowboys games resulted in losses for the home team, she should naturally be held accountable for the Mavs' loss as well.
I mean, yeah, Dallas was going up against the best player and possibly the best team in the NBA, but to credit...
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March 19, 2008
Divorce Sucks BROTHER - GO Hulk
Divorce sucks. Especially when your soon to be ex-wife spent all your millions on some lipo, Botox, and 39 boob jobs.
So, I guess…when you have no money, you do this…
I mean really, the only thing more BORING than fantasy fishing…is real fishing.
I however, am waiting for the new fantasy league the Hulkamanic is going to start up - "Sexing your daughter...
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March 19, 2008
I hate Tony Parker?like really bad
Being an undercover FBI Agent, as I am?and working with the CIA to prevent terrorist actions across the globe from my parents basement (who are way cool if rents a bit late, FYI)?it's hard for me to get annoyed with Pro Athletes. I mean, I make a couple million bucks a month from my side modeling gigs?I snort narcotic substances off of beatuful fake boobs on a nightly basis?why...
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March 19, 2008
Play with my pole!! New Pole Vault Hottie Melanie Adams
Please, put down your wieners. We have a new Pole Vaulting hottie!
Although there is wake of a lingering fascination with Cal Berkley Pole Vaulter Allison Stoke, a blonde bombshell from Down Under has emerged for our masturbating desires. Her name is Melanie Adams, and I will happily get in line with all the other sports bloggers to lavish the 20-year-old with praise, attention...
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March 18, 2008
TJ Ford Haz PMS - Gets Ejected
65-65, start of the fourth quarter. In comes T.J. Ford for Jose Calderon. Ford's next five minutes: missed shot, turnover, turnover, defensive foul, offensive foul, Napoleon complex!, tech, tech, ejection.
I'd say that's a good day at the office.
HOOK EM HORNS
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March 18, 2008
College Game Rick Roll'd
Unless you've been living under a rock the past few months, the newest phenomenon to hit the world wide interwebs has been the famous "Rick Roll". More or less, somebody masks a link, you click on it, and it takes you to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" song, and it bounces around your screen…and you have to click through all the...
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March 18, 2008
Kevin Garnett = A Bust
You know how you sit and play with your wang all night long, then rush to the computer at 12:01 AM to see if you won your fantasy basketball matchup on Yahoo?
And…you tend to think you could run an NBA Team while all your "friends" are IMing you out getting intercourse with fine young women from 18-26?
Well…this is proof you could and gives great satisfaction...
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March 17, 2008
Smush Parker likes STD's
What are the benefits of being cut by multiple NBA Teams? Other than the massive buyout money?plastic boobs also come along with the territory.
OH! And by the way Smush?forgot to tell you?herpes called?he said WHATZ UP BOI
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March 17, 2008
Female streaks at USA soccer game
Under-23 CONCACAF soccer matches aren't generally worthy of note, but the other night's US-Honduras had not only the chance of an Olympic berth at stake, but ? more importantly ? a scantily clad fan named Tiffany May interrupting play. More photos here, the mug shot here, and sh*tty Zapruder video here.
Sadly, as evidenced by our National School System, Tiffany wasn't...
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March 17, 2008
Bowen blames Jesus Christ for his crying
If you watch enough Spurs basketball, you know that Bruce Bowen has never committed a foul. Ever. His recent hilariously ironic suspension for attempting to drive his heel through Chris Paul's gonads got a discussion of Bowen's infamous tactics started. Via CSTB, Bowen defends his style, as well as his incessant complaining about whistles, to the San Antonio Express-News...
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March 17, 2008
Elephant In The Room
Yea…so….um…you know that feeling, when, you "accidentally" walk into the women's dressing room at Macy's and just "happen" to open up the dressing room door, to find a hot MILF standing there, naked?
Ah, fuck you…it was an accident.
Either way…that's obviously how the crew felt in the ESPN Studio's as Dick Vitale...
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March 17, 2008
Ku-Fung Monkey!! AWESOME
Laugh all you want asshole, laugh all you want. While you're laughing, I'll be running to my local Albertson's to stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and Top Ramen noodles (you can eat them raw, you know…). I'm not going to be caught with my pants down again…Primate Wars are the next terrorist activity waiting to happen.
And while I am a fully...
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March 17, 2008
March Madness = Viagra
This is why March is the best month for sports....
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March 16, 2008
Girlriend stops B/f from looking at Cheerleaders
dont take your girl to a game....lol
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March 15, 2008
Power of the flop - Horry almost dies
Horry should be ashamed of himself.
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March 15, 2008
When rich assholes
The picture makes it look retarded...the article spells jackass.
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March 14, 2008
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