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EXCELLENCE IN ANNOUNCING, FCS EDITION
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A bizarre day through and through–like, weird to the core, as weird long as it was weird wide as it was weird deep, just weirdness and drah-mah in all directions. It would be enough to drive even the professionals of the CAA to the limits of their patience. Or: it might even...
EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 10
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The weekend’s agenda.
ORSON (ATL)
Virginia @ Miami
South Carolina @ Arkansas
Navy @ Notre Dame
LSU @ Alabama (Which will be an ugly slugfest)
Ohio State @ Penn State (Which will also be an ugly slugfest)
Vandy @ Florida
Connecticut @ Cincy
Florida State @ Clemson
USC @ Arizona...
MEDIOCRITY WEEK PICKS
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Orson: I say we do this by order of MEDIOCRE THINGS, because it is a mediocre weekend of football in general.
Holly: Huzzah, Homecoming!
Orson: Northwestern@ Iowa. Mediocre thing to match: Push-ups. Insubstantial, cold, and frustrating because after all that pushing and licking, it...
THE REDNECK ROCKER RETURNS
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The Subcommandante needs not appear on this blog anymore thanks to the Redneck Rocker. Gimme blood! Gimme blood pollution!!! Your favorite Mountain Dew-drinkin’, hell-raisin’ redneck is back, and it’s seven minutes plus of pure FYAH.
“I look at Daryl Clark...
STYLISH WAYS FOR URBAN MEYER PAY A THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE
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Urban Meyer has been fined $30,000 for his comments about SEC officiating, the logical endpoint of the SEC backing itself so far into a corner re: officiating. As Holly suggests, the proper greeting to this (as it is for so many things) is a thoroughly lazy wanking motion in the direction...
NOT THE KIND OF SEXY COUGAR YOU EXPECTED
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Wyoming plays BYU this weekend. This marks an important point in the season for Dave Christensen and the Cowboys, who can continue the upward trend in a rebuilding year by getting above .500 and defeating a powerful conference foe in BYU. There is historical resonance here, too: this...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/6/09
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WE WERE RIIIIIIIIGHT. When you’re right so infrequently, you have to gloat when you can. Ahem:
The teams are remarkably similar in build and methodology, but if you have to go with anything, go with Tyrod Taylor’s ability to, on one or two frenetic occasions in the...
A MOMENT OF CHARITY, PLEASE
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You may remember these adorable and yet soccer-lethal scamps from Outcasts United, Warren St. John’s book about the struggles and triumphs of a refugee soccer team located here in Atlanta. Well, they don’t call it non-profit without reason, and the fundraising never ends...
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: VIRGINIA TECH AT ECU
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Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview of Virginia Tech at East Carolina. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the Thursday Night Game, featuring the Virginia Tech Hokies versus the East Carolina Pirates. Tonight’s game will feature YARRRRRRRRRRR pirates, so someone...
PENN STATE STANDS NOT FOR OVERLY FRIENDLY LIONS
3 days ago by
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Nittany Lion Drawn By Tom of Finland: Here, Terrelle. Take a tissue. I know how hard it can be.
Terrelle Pryor: Thanks, I just…I just try so hard.
Nittany Lion Drawn by Tom of Finland: I know, I know. Hey, have you been working out?
TP: Oh, like you wouldn’t believe...
NOIR RICH BROOKS CONTEMPLATES THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER
3 days ago by
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Another cold day, he thought. His breath snapped in front of him like a frozen ghost. It disappeared as quickly as a married woman leaving your bed: suddenly, and sure to return in a few sad, empty seconds. He’d been breathing for years. It didn’t seem to help.
He thought...
COLORADO FANS DON THE COLOR OF RAGE: POWDER BLUE
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Colorado once wore power blue uniforms without shame and with regularity. Correction: there probably was some shame involved since the team did it from 1981-84, a span including ten wins out of 44 games. If that sounds familiar, it should; it’s about three wins less than Dan...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/09
3 days ago by
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SINGLE TEAR LULZ. We hope there’s space in the Musee D’Orsay, because we’re hanging this there whether they like it or not.
Block C tracks down the geniuses behind this piece of breathtaking artwork, presumably showing Hillary Swank with a wig and the facepaint...
LANE KIFFIN GETS A GOLD STAR
3 days ago by
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IT LEARNS. Lane Kiffin may be staying above the fray for now, but Mike Slive may have an excuse yet to get out his suspendin’ stick yet. Sadly, Urban Meyer may play the part of the honors student who gets to serve as a warning to everyone else.
DEDICATION GOES TO THE GRAVE AND BEYOND
4 days ago by
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Ours could be any number of things:
–”STILL MORE MOBILE THAN CHRIS WEINKE”
–”THERE WERE FLOWERS HERE BUT PHIL FULMER ATE THEM”
–”YOU’RE AT THE WRONG TOMBSTONE MIAMI’S SWAGGER IS FOUR SPOTS DOWN AND DIED IN 2002″
&...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG’S PICKS: STANDING AT THE DOOR OF A BUFFET RESTAURANT AND YELLING, “SOMEBODY’S KEYIN’ A TRUCK!”
4 days ago by
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Once again, man-hugs of inappropriate affection and duration to our resident degenerate gambler Doug Gillett.
RISK LEVEL 1: Throwing into coverage against a Willie Martinez secondary
New Mexico +28 at Utah, 6 p.m.
After last week’s disastrous picks, which began with a supposedly...
SHEPARD SMITH HAS A WORD FOR OLE MISS FANS
4 days ago by
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That’s what Ole Miss students are chanting at the end of “From Dixie With Love.” Please note that these are Ole Miss students, not alumni, who are certainly trying on the phrase with the kind of naive pissiness you find in high school grafitti artists or a white...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/2009
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The M reflects light to the M on the floor. Tim Brewster gives a tour of the largest locker room in college football, and at the 2:13 mark shows you what it looks like when you buy the “M” off the demolished Landmark hotel in Las Vegas and strap it to the ceiling of the [...]
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CLAY ZAVADA
4 days ago by
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Today’s Mustache of the Day: Clay Zavada of the Arizona Diamondbacks and his award winning ***********-bumper.
HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY *************!!! (HT: Chris.)
EDSBS LIVE: SO THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HEY, THAT’S NOT A DUCK!”
4 days ago by
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EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then.
Listen hyah; chat hyah.
MICKEY ANDREWS ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AMONG FRIENDS
4 days ago by
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Mickey Andrews will be retiring from his position as Florida State’s defensive coordinator at season’s end, ending an illustrious career spanning five decades and including two national championship defenses for the Seminoles.
An emotional Andrews made the announcement...
WASHAUN EALEY CLEARLY HATES GEORGIA FOOTBALL AND COMMON DECENCY
5 days ago by
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In addition to hiring the driving coordinator potentially saving Georgia players thousands of dollars of fines and missed games annually, Georgia may want to consider a short-term hire in the messaging and media relations department.
Ealey says he doesn’t agree with those who have...
WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS BETTER THAN YOU CAN
5 days ago by
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Yeah, we wished we’d thought of that. Though SEC officials have performed on-field abortions on no fewer than three occasions this year, so this story flies in the face of established evidence.
Penn Wagers, seen here preparing to counsel unwed mother Andre Woodson.
BLOGPOLL, WEEK TEN DRAFT
5 days ago by
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The draft follows, along with notes. You’ll hate it, because it’s a poll, and how dare you [holy **** polling complaints are as tiresome compaint goes here.] For the eleven millionth time: due to editing during the draft and saving it, the arrows indicating change in position...
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