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ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL! JIMBO SLICE DEMANDS IT!
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Jimbo Slice says this is how a lawya eat, and you best get over to the Alphabetical. This week’s topic include the metaphorical relationship between lobsters and USC, the Simpsons Completion Theorem, the Michigan fanbase doing it to themselves, they do, and that’s what...
RICHARDSON, EDWARDS KICKED OFF TENNESSEE
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The Alphabetical will be along smartly, but in the meantime: per Mandel, Nu’Keese Richardson and and Michael Edwards have been booted from the team. Janzen Jackson, who allegedly had no involvement in the robbery and was inside the gas station at the time of the robbery, is still...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/16/09
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We’re glad you understand this, Mr. Black. Coming off another workmanlike 2009 victory, Florida may now only marvel at the glorious work done by its defense in saving Florida’s collective ass again on second hand video on Youtube, since the SEC still fails to understand...
EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 2 ISSUE 11
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EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 11
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The weekend’s agenda. Exhaustive teevee listings for this weekend are here.
ORSON (Athens)
Tennessee @ Ole Miss
Florida at South Carolina.
Auburn at Georgia, possibly live if we can muster a ticket up.
Utah at TCU THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS
HOLLY (Athens)
Tennessee...
WEEK ELEVEN PICKS, PRIUS EDITION
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Image source: Clay Travis.
Holly’s in transit today, so picks will just have to be up to yours truly. As we have no problem talking to the air itself, let’s get this monologue underway without delay.
Florida at South Carolina. The grumpiest 9-0 fanbase in the nation...
BRANDON SPIKES SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HIS SHARKLIKE TENDENCIES
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Tim Tebow uses Bible verses on his eyeblack, which crazy kidnapping rainbow wig guy did, and now they’re connected. Check, check, and blog post done.
The principle is transferable to so many other things, though. For instance, take Brandon Spikes. He is a fierce linebacker,...
JAMES COLEY, TWITTER BRAVEHEART
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James Coley is the recruiting coordinator and tight ends coach at Florida State. In his spare time he flexes at walls, eyeballs chain link fences and accuses them of inconsistency, and walks into nurseries to yell at infants and remind them that life is hard and those who survive it...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/13/09
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Knoxville, let’s make some noise. We always expect someone to just break out into “Fitter, Happier” in the middle of one of these. Prison rape: it’s never funny (unless, of course, it is a clown being prison raped.)
Lane Kiffin has no comment besides...
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: USF AT RUTGERS
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Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview of South Florida at Rutgers. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the Thursday Night Game, the official death knell of any remaining productivity you may have had left in the tank for this week. This game will take place at Rutgers...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG GOES FULL COSTANZA
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Dollar Bill Doug begs your forgiveness this week for subjecting you to the annus horribilus he’s going through on the punting front, and responds by going full Costanza on you this week. Enjoy.
RISK LEVEL 1: Opening an e-mail with the subject line “Hey look at this”...
TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS DISPLAY REAL FIREPOWER
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The Freekery, delivered:
Vols, bitch.
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/12/09
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It’s that time.
The moment in this story killing us softly is the instant when, having robbed someone, someone in the car screams “FLOOR IT!” and the Prius, kicking in its electric engine, mozies off with a vicious hummmmmmmmmm. And then, looking around...
FRESHMEN VAWLS ARRESTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY, PISSANTRY
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I promise this isn’t a metaphor (and if it were, it wouldn’t be a particularly good one), but I had a nightmare last night involving not being able to open my eyes (and some small woodland creatures, but that’s neither here nor there). I was jarred out of the second...
WE’RE IN FOR TEN SHARES, PLEASE
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It’s not much, but at the current prices for Florida we can’t own so much as a blade of grass on Ben Hill Griffin, so Boise State it is for the official owned team of EDSBS.com.
For $100 per share, anyone can buy stock in the new corporation, and will have the ability to vote [...]
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JOHN J. PERSHING
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Appropriate choice for the day: today’s Mustache of the Day goes to John J. Pershing.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, men.
Sports Meme Power Rankings are up over at SBN, including pictures of the Chupacabra. Go behold its horror.
THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T HAVE A QUARTERBACK
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Tennessee will graduate Jonathan Crompton next year, leaving Tennessee with no established successor to the Great Catfish under center. You can have your alternate theories, heel: blame the recruiting of Phil Fulmer or lack thereof, blame other quarterbacks simply not working out,...
THIS WEEK IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL EXPLAINED IN A SERIES OF GRAPHS
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Life is complex, and requires graphs. This week in College Football Graphs follows. This is science, and not subject to debate.
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/11/09
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Happy Veterans’ Day. To all soldiers, real and imaginary. LT. WINSLOW REPORTING FOR DUTY.
Tennessee’s Middle Linebacker Spot Made the Mistake of Stealing the Hope Diamond. That’s the only possible explanation for the curse that has Tennessee down to its...
EDSBS LIVE! TOBY GERHART WILL KILL YOU EDITION!
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THE COACH WHO STARED AT GOATS
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No, he’s not going to eat the goat. But the ever-accurate titles and graphics deserve as much compliment as the fine puppeteering.
Via: The House Rock Built.
HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER’S TOP 25, WEEK WHATEVER, SONNY
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1. Suspenders, for the 746th week in a row.
2. Whole Plums. Codgers swear by prunes, but the pits are key. The digestive aid you can hear working.
3. Ted’s Drive-thru Smoked Fish, Liquor, and Mens Finery, A1A, West Palm Beach. All your needs in one place.
4. Accountants who...
SABAN SUGGESTS OFFICIALS “MIGHT HAVE SOULS.”
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Despite calling in another request for a game extension from their local Buffalo Wild Wings (sadly, no longer serving Weck) and getting exactly what they wanted, SEC fans will continue to complain about the officiating because they can, and because now with the advent of DVR and these...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/10/09
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YIP YIP YIP YIP. Happy birthday, cultural touchstone and formative experience:
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH. Totally. Totally. Totally. Totally. SENILE. SENILE. SENILE. SENILE.
Bowden: “You mean when they got it (momentum)? Well, actually … you know, they had to kick off...
ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL!
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A thousand Wannstachealanterns point you in the direction of the glorious Alphabetical, now up and lumbering around over on SBNation.com. You can go look at that when you pry your eyes off the pumpkin pics. Yup. Any second now.
Tackled topics include Ohio State’s predictable...
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