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SHEPARD SMITH HAS A WORD FOR OLE MISS FANS
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That’s what Ole Miss students are chanting at the end of “From Dixie With Love.” Please note that these are Ole Miss students, not alumni, who are certainly trying on the phrase with the kind of naive pissiness you find in high school grafitti artists or a white...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/4/2009
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The M reflects light to the M on the floor. Tim Brewster gives a tour of the largest locker room in college football, and at the 2:13 mark shows you what it looks like when you buy the “M” off the demolished Landmark hotel in Las Vegas and strap it to the ceiling of the [...]
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CLAY ZAVADA
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Today’s Mustache of the Day: Clay Zavada of the Arizona Diamondbacks and his award winning ***********-bumper.
HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY *************!!! (HT: Chris.)
EDSBS LIVE: SO THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HEY, THAT’S NOT A DUCK!”
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EDSBS Live!, with Messrs. Swindle-and-Bean, right here, 9:00 sharpish. Hear you then.
Listen hyah; chat hyah.
MICKEY ANDREWS ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AMONG FRIENDS
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Mickey Andrews will be retiring from his position as Florida State’s defensive coordinator at season’s end, ending an illustrious career spanning five decades and including two national championship defenses for the Seminoles.
An emotional Andrews made the announcement...
WASHAUN EALEY CLEARLY HATES GEORGIA FOOTBALL AND COMMON DECENCY
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In addition to hiring the driving coordinator potentially saving Georgia players thousands of dollars of fines and missed games annually, Georgia may want to consider a short-term hire in the messaging and media relations department.
Ealey says he doesn’t agree with those who have...
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK IN GRAPHS, VOLUME 2
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WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS BETTER THAN YOU CAN
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Yeah, we wished we’d thought of that. Though SEC officials have performed on-field abortions on no fewer than three occasions this year, so this story flies in the face of established evidence.
Penn Wagers, seen here preparing to counsel unwed mother Andre Woodson.
BLOGPOLL, WEEK TEN DRAFT
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The draft follows, along with notes. You’ll hate it, because it’s a poll, and how dare you [holy **** polling complaints are as tiresome compaint goes here.] For the eleven millionth time: due to editing during the draft and saving it, the arrows indicating change in position...
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/3/09
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Hulk Ape says good morning.
It’s the pathos on his face that makes it, as if someone had found the correct fixed mix of horror and delight necessary to properly reflect what a football fan at an Iowa football game sees on a weekly basis. (HT: Doc Saturday.) Hawkeye...
WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES DO YOU DREAM OF BRANDON SPIKES
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We remain astonished that after a weekend when USC, the team o’ the decade and A plus rated stock of all stocks in college football, took one of those epochal losses marking the beginning of somethng and the end of something else, that we spent most of today talking about eye...
ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL, WEEK NINE
25 days ago by
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The Alphabetical is up, including this LSUFreek brilliance from the South Carolina Tennessee game.
KRAGTHORPE’S GALLOWS HUMOR IS GAMETIGHT
26 days ago by
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The prospective mistress of choice, seen two seasons ago in a fantasy sequence.
Steve Kragthorpe is doomed, doomed, doomed, but if the true test of a man is his gallows humor, then Kragthrope has something to rely on in the shadow of certain firing. He opened his press conference...
SPIKES SUSPENDED FOR HALF OF VANDY GAME
26 days ago by
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We’re still Alphabeticalizing, but this needs mentioning: Spikes has been suspended for the first half of the Vandy game by Meyer. Commence overreaction in both directions, please.
LSU FREEK ON USC/OREGON, BLOUNT
26 days ago by
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LeGarrette Blount met with the Pac-10 commish yesterday to discuss his possible reinstatement, but he’s a sideshow at the moment to the bombardment Oregon rolls out on opponents week-to-week. QUACK BITCHES.
CURIOUS INDEX, 11/2/09
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That about sums it up in two and a half seconds.
Urban Meyer promised to have a very serious talk with Brandon Spikes re: his attempted eye-gouging of Washaun Ealey in the pile, meaning someone’s getting extra tiger meat on his plate at the training table this week...
EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 2 ISSUE 9
27 days ago by
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FLORIDA/GEORGIA IN ONE IMAGE
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41-17. The balletic maestro of the eye gouge says you may have your ball back now.
EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 9
29 days ago by
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The Halloweekend agenda.
ORSON (Jacksonville)
WOOOOOO COCKTAIL PARTY.
HOLLY (Columbus)
West ******’ Virginia @ USF
Miami @ Wake
Duke @ Virginia
Central Michigan @ BC
WLOCP
Sakerlina @ Tennessee
USC @ Oregon
Texas @ OK State
Mr. Moundshroud: “Well, which was it? A Trick...
EDSBS HAINTED PICKINS, HALLOWEEN WEEK
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Holly: The Phil Fulmer Memorial Hainted Great Pumpkin Pickins!
Orson: Likin’ it.
Holly: Ole Miss-Auburn.
Orson. I know the movie title for this one. BURNT OFFERINGS
Dragging the coffin upstairs for you, Coach Chizik.
Holly Anderson: I take that to mean you’re picking...
INTELLIGENCE REPORT, WEEK NINE
29 days ago by
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–Ron Franklin will miss the weekend for the third straight year of “let’s have Ron Franklin’s golden pipes adorn the crappiest game we can find for this endlessly punished man to call.”
–The weather for USC/Oregon will be in the high forties with...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/30/09
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And that happened. Butch Davis punted last week with three and change left in the game against Florida State, hoping for a courteous NFL-style three and out before getting a game-winning kick opportunity, because that is how things happen in a very conservative football coach...
BLOGTOBERFEST! SUICIDAL HAT EDITION
29 days ago by
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Assorted notes of varying necessity.
–In honor of Jacksonville: Locals The Black Kids.
--Sports Meme Rankings! Including the only empirical record of exactly how stale Chris Berman’s cultural palette really is! Is it essential? WOULD WE WASTE NON-PERIOD PUNCTUATION ON...
SAFETY ZONES ANNOUNCED FOR COKE ORGY
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The World’s Largest Outdoor Coke Orgy will feature even more “safety zones” this year to help not just students, but anyone at all escape the carnage, cannibalism, random baby-punching, and wholesale slaughter commonplace at the Coke Orgy, where three people have...
GEORGIA VERSUS FLORIDA: A COMPETITIVE CORRELATIVE
October 29, 2009 by
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We really couldn’t face the idea of writing about the ACC today, so follows is a Hate Week Substitute for the Factor Five, a Competitive Correlative in five extremely important categories discussing Florida and Georgia. Enjoy?
One: Inanity in Governance: (EDITOR’S NOTE...
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