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THE 2009 SEASON IN GRAPH FORM SO FAR
October 13, 2009 by
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A few helpful graphs from the current college season for your perusal. Our data? Spotless, and don’t even ask.
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/13/09
October 13, 2009 by
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It’s the most…wonderful time…of the year. If there’s nothing else to love about the week of the Red River Shootout and Fry-off, there’s the annual MS Paint Thread of Dominance from ShaggyBevo and its OMG AWESOME artwork.
“Napalm.”...
FURTHER MISCHIEF: A DAY IN BATON ROUGE
October 12, 2009 by
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A different take on the LSU tailgating experience is up over at SBNation.
THE ALPHABETICAL 2009, WEEK SIX
October 12, 2009 by
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A is for Avaricious Cheap, stingy, recession-style football reigns in 2009. USC/Ohio State went the Costco route by keeping points to a minimum at an 18-15 sale price, Washington used a series of factory rebates in earning a 16-13 victory over USC, Iowa upset Penn State in a parsimonious...
NEW MEXICO I’M SORRY YOU PUNCHED ME
October 12, 2009 by
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Jonathan “JB” Gerald, the coach Mike Locksley punched in the face in a dispute two weeks ago, has turned in his keys and cell phone to UNM officials and is likely out in the completely logical and not at all insane next step in Punch-Out, Lobo Edition. For Mike Locksley...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/12/2009
October 12, 2009 by
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That wasn’t all he took.
Florida ended a 32 game LSU win streak on Saturday nights, no mean feat at the Estadio Azteca of the SEC, even if it was an ugly slapfight featuring abysmal qb play at times. Big Ten fans, please: pile on. We won’t care, since we’...
EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 2 ISSUE 6
October 11, 2009 by
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BATON ROUGE: IN THE DITCH AGAIN
October 11, 2009 by
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Boudreax decided **** it, let’s just park it in the ditch. This LSU fan must have been in an enormous hurry to watch his team gain 162 yards and score three points, since the axle is flush with the roadbed, and the left back tire is three feet off the ground.
(Back to NOLA [...]
EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 6
October 10, 2009 by
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The weekend’s viewing agenda:
ORSON (Baton Rouge)
On the Anthropological beat all day in Baton Rouge.
HOLLY (Baton Rouge):
Auburn @ Arkansas
West Virginia @ Syracuse
Georgia @ Tennessee
Alabama @ Ole Miss
Florida @ LSU, live in StabboVision, lord deliver us
Wild foxes: On...
EN ROUTE: FLORIDA AT LSU
October 09, 2009 by
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We have to get ourselves into some kind of shape to get to Louisiana. There are so many things to pack: raingear, the tropical medicine kit, satellite phone, rescue beacons, butter-scented cologne, and the stacks of cash to purchase the weapons we will need and the baksheesh we will...
WE’LL BE HAVING THE LIVE DUCK, PLEASE/HEY, LOOK, SAM BRADFORD
October 09, 2009 by
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Oregon student newspaper writer Alex Beard makes no compelling case aside from the love of the absurd and the low cost associated with keeping a live duck for putting a live mascot on the sidelines at Oregon. That is enough for us, especially since once you get its waddly, absurd...
DR. LOU: FRAME BY FRAME
October 09, 2009 by
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Dr. Lou needs the kind of deep, piercing analysis only EDSBS can provide. Watch last night’s here, and then join the breakdown below.
Thank you, homely black girl, for your football question.
Men! Lou Holtz, in case you have not noticed, has tremendous hands, albino tarantulas...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/9/09
October 09, 2009 by
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A historical distraction of great shamelessness. If you’ve never seen the infamous Gator Flop from the 1971 University of Miami/University of Florida game, well…you’re ready for it now.
If you believed there weren’t the seeds of a commitment to shameless...
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: NEBRASKA AT MISSOURI
October 08, 2009 by
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Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview of Nebraska at Misouri. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the Thursday Night Game–the real beginning of your scheduled weekend leisure units, worker #383929–and the five factors determining victory with absolute...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG MAKES YOU DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS
October 08, 2009 by
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An inappropriately affectionate welcome to our resident degenerate gambler Doug Gillett.
RISK LEVEL 1: Sneaking into a second movie after the movie you bought a ticket for ends
Indiana +7 at Virginia, 3:30 p.m. Saturday
Oddsmakers usually aren’t the type to fall in love quickly...
KRAGTHORPE MAY BE KRAGTHORPE’D
October 08, 2009 by
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Conditions may be perfect for a good old fashioned Kragthorpe’ing involving none other than the Supreme Kragthorpe-r himself. According to ANONYMOUS INTERNET REPORT he’s been asked to resign, meaning Louisville Sports Buzz is gonna earn some cred, or look like a snitchin...
TESTING ONE MYTH RE: LSU FOOTBALL 2009
October 08, 2009 by
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Myth: Les Miles is doing it again! Getting whole term life insurance! Driving without a seatbelt! Going for it on 4th and a bajillion!
LSU is a program surrounded by a fog of mythos and mystery, with mythos being the Greek word for “pollution, the faint whiff of a fetid grease...
THE REDACTED REMIX
October 08, 2009 by
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Down? Tryin’ to get a spark? Goshdangit, what you need is a canned Garage Band beat with some of [NAME REDACTED]’s finest cuts from his Monday morning interview following another intense, passionate loss to a Big Ten team. Illinois faces Michigan State this Saturday with...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/8/09
October 08, 2009 by
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Burn down the mission. Thematically appropriate for so many reasons this week. One, because of the mobs at Florida State wanting to burn down the mission, see where the fat stock hides, and get whatever the future there is going be underway, since they’ve been stuck...
THE TIM TEBOW CONCUSSION WATCH, ITERATION 2
October 07, 2009 by
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THREAT CONDITION: McConaughey.
Subject is displaying average intelligence, ability to watch television and read simply written articles in sunlight, is experiencing no headaches, and is walking around everywhere with this shirt off.
URBAN MEYER IS POSITIVELY BELICHICKIAN
October 07, 2009 by
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Pick one. What could go wrong?
Give Urban Meyer a pile of thumbtacks, and the man makes thumbtack salad and chomps down down on it happily.
“We’re game-planning as if there’s a chance Tim could play, and there’s a chance he won’t play,” Meyer said Wednesday morning....
FSU PRESIDENT’S STATEMENT ILLUSTRATED
October 07, 2009 by
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Excerpted from TK Wetherell’s statement regarding the coaching situation at FSU, discussed briefly here, and illustrated below.
Two years ago Coach Bowden and I and others stood together and announced that we were beginning a period of transition for the football program.
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CURIOUS INDEX, 10/7/09
October 07, 2009 by
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It’s all about the Spongebob. Somehow this is leading to a BangBros video with some poor Spongebob toy used in an unspeakable manner, but for the moment the Miami Hurricanes have claimed the square-pantsed bon vivant of Bikini Bottom as their own.
Do they know about...
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY:
October 07, 2009 by
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Good morning, sugartits. Your Mustache of the Day today: Mel Gibson.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, *************! Except for the Jews, of course.
EDSBS LIVE! COCKTAIL UP!
October 06, 2009 by
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EDSBS Live! On tonight at 9:00 pm with Messrs. Bean and Swindle. Cocktail up!
The chat link is here. Now get to pouring, and we’ll talk at you at nine.
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